Next time use your tumblr name instead of ranting as an anon.
lol, well you’re the LAST person I expected to hear from. Thanks to this I just had the pleasure of checking your blog out, and I can’t even figure out which anon is supposed to be me? (I hope it’s the one that said Dani shouldn’t twerk, cuz…come on…)
I’m sorry to break your heart, but you haven’t been relevant since I stopped getting messages about you. At best I might see some of your posts in tags, or someone will tell me they saw them, but I definitely don’t do anything about them.
Contrary to what you might think for whatever reason, I have no personal problem with you. You’re just another dude with an opinion on the internet, a place full of people who fit that exact description. I don’t take anything you say seriously. You’re like an amusing circus clown with an arsenal of played out acts and jokes. I don’t even have to visit your blog, it’s always the same and it’s been the same since forever: “This girl’s a slut! That girl’s a slut! This one’s not a slut because I masturbate to her! She’s a pure Christian angel and a virgin just like me! Here’s a journal log of what I’ve been fapping to! Azn gurls are so hawt! fapfapfp LOL im epic kewl!”. I might be a little off there but that’s GOTTA BE at least 80% accurate.
The only thing I don’t understand is your infatuation with me. You see me in your ask box when I’m not there, you think every other person on Tumblr is an alt account of mine, and if I didn’t know better I’d think you saw me in your sleep. It seems unhealthy…you should probably stop thinking about me. You’re so far up my ass I couldn’t get you out with a full colon cleanse. Though, I suppose being figuratively lodged up someone’s rectum is the only way you manage to stay so consistently full of shit, right?
and because I’m such a nice guy, I’ll do you the favor of pre-writing what is sure to be your incredibly thought-provoking response out for you: “LOL lozer wrote an essay LOL wut a lozer haha! EPIC FAIL LOL OWNED. -SFB”