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An Escort’s Favorite Products and Their Hoe Uses

For those that have asked about my self-care regimen, here are my favorite products and their uses! I’ll definitely update this as I get more escorting experience and my product selection grows. 


I have sensitive, weird skin. I’m allergic to almost all BBW products. Here are the things I love! 

  • Aloe Vera Baby Oil - Shaving the cooch
  • Tend Skin - Prevents razor burn after shaving the cooch
  • Neutrogena Body Clear Scrub - Exfoliates and gets rid of random bumps
  • Aveeno Therapeutic Shave Gel - For a soft, super close shave on your legs
  • Lollia Perfumed Shower Gel - All of their scents smell amazing and they leave behind a muted scent. Plus, it’s very thick so a little bit goes a long way. Seriously, a quarter sized dollop is enough to get foamy suds over your entire body!
  • Lollia Hand Creme - Will give you the smoothest, softest hands ever. Especially important for touching wieners. 
  • Intimore Intimate Wash - My favorite wash for cleaning the vag. ALL of their varieties are safe for sensitive skin and they have great uses. The Therapeutic wash is great if you’ve been fucked raw. Very soothing!
  • Lush Sugar Scrub - Great for exfoliating, it leaves your skin very bright and radiant and it is supposed to reduce the appearance of cellulite!
  • Nip + Fab Glycolic Fix Extreme Pads - I use these to get rid of weird bumps or razor burn on my legs after shaving. Will literally clear up those weird clear bumps that aren’t quite whiteheads or pimples. 
  • Kiehl’s Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter - Will leave your entire body smoother than a baby’s butt and the scent is very light. Super hydrating. I use this every night after a hot bath. I also use this to moisturize my cooch. YES, YOU CAN AND SHOULD MOISTURIZE YOUR COOCH. It’s okay! Try it!
  • Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs - It’s like foundation for your legs! It comes in either a squeeze bottle or mist. I use the squeeze bottle more because the mist WILL STAIN your bathroom tile or toilet, if you prop your leg on it to spray. 
  • St. Tropez Express Bronzing Mousse with Mitt - I used this for the first time last night because my spray tan was wearing off. It gives a really natural tan and you only have to leave it on 1-3 hours, depending on how dark you want to go, before rinsing! I left mine on for a little less than two hours and I have a nice, NATURAL looking tan glow! 


I’m a light ashy blonde with frizzy, unmanageable hair. Here are my top picks for products. 

  • Batiste Dry Shampoo - Absolute BEST dry shampoo and it’s super affordable. Very fine powder. It comes in a bunch of varities, I like the sleek and shine the most. 
  • AG Hair Cosmetics Sterling Silver Shampoo - Great purple shampoo for blondes. 
  • Davines Alchemic Conditioner - They have different formulas for different hair colors. I use the purple conditioner for blondes and it’s a great purple mask that tones and deep conditions. 
  • Kerastase Shampoo & Conditioner - Comes in a ton of varities. I use the ones for damaged hair and frizzy hair. BEST shampoo and conditioners I have ever used. It doesn’t take much product and every product does what it says it will. 
  • Kerastase Fluidissime Blow Dry Spray - For frizzy or curly hair. It gives heat protection, shine and smoothness. I use this when I want my hair to be super straight or I want to style it after blow drying. 
  • Kerastase L’ncroyable Blow Dry - Most amazing blow dry lotion ever. Seriously. Now my most used product. 
  • Kerastase Ciment Thermique - Protecting blow dry lotion for damaged/colored hair. 
  • Davines Melu Serum - For disguising split ends. Also adds shine. 
  • Davines Minu Mask - Illuminating hair mask used to add back shine and dimension
  • Carol’s Daughter Monoi Mask - Great for softness and hydration. Smells amazing. Probably my favorite mask. 
  • Kerastase Masqueintense - Second favorite hair mask. It’s ultra smoothing and revitalizes your hair. 
  • Kerastase Elixir Ultime - Great hair oil! Lighter than Morrocanoil with the same benefits, though the smell isn’t as nice. 
  • Shu Uemura Straight Forward - Great blowdry spray oil. It really does cut down the amount of time it takes to blow out your hair. I use this with the Kerastase Incredible Blowdy. 

Skin Care

I have sensitive, combination skin. I used to get random hormonal acne. 

  • Glamglow ThirstyMud - Great for hydration and smells amazing. You can use it as rinse off or a sleeping mask.
  • Glamglow Flashmud - Brightening, revitalizing mask. I use this on my butt to help get rid of a few blemish scars. No, I am not joking. Yes, it is actually working. 
  • Glamglow Thirstycleanse - Amazing mud cleanser for whenever my skin is feeling a little dry or needs some nourishment. 
  • Glamglow Supercleanse - My favorite cleanser ever. It’s a mud-oil dual pump and it takes off every BIT of make up and keeps your skin super clear! Plus, it’s not drying!
  • Peter Thomas Roth BHA 2% Acne Wash - For if I feel a breakout coming on. One bottle will likely last you over a year. 
  • Peter Thomas Roth Blemish Buffing Beads - Great for body acne.
  • Glamglow Fizzy Lip - Great exfoliating lip scrub, plus you get twice as much product as most other lip scrubs. 
  • Glamglow Wet Lip - Intense softening lip treatment. You should definitely be using both of these to get seductive, soft, kissable lips! 
  • Sunday Riley Luna Sleeping Oil - I use this at night before bed. It’s anti-aging, moisturizing, clarifying, fights wrinkles and reduces pore size. 
  • Sunday Riley Good Genes Serum - I use this in the morning and it makes my skin look superb. Best skin product I’ve ever had. It brightens, exfoliates, gives radiance and evens out hyperpigmentation. 
  • Clarins HydraQuench Intensive Serum Bi-Phase - I use this serum as my moisturizer and it keeps my skin super nourished! It doesn’t clog up your pores and hydrates your dry areas. Definitely the best moisturizer I’ve ever used.

Craving More Than Just Caffeine {Rowaelin Mini-shot}

My sweet @queen-archeron has a craving for Rowaelin. Let’s see if this coffee shop AU minishot helps.

Originally posted by blackandwh0te


A cup slid across the counter in front of her. Looking at the boxes checked and the note scribbled along the side, Aelin deciphered that it was a Iced Mocha Latte with soy milk, no whip and 3 shots of espresso and mocha drizzle. She rolled her eyes and began making the drink.

As Aelin filled her coffee orders, she always loved to imagine what the people looked like. More often than not, she was dead wrong. Most times, the frilly drinks with sprinkles and whipped cream belonged to the burliest dudes, while ladies tended to stay simple.

Finishing up, she read the name. “Arrobyn?”

A man in his late twenties with silver eyes and auburn hair came up to the counter and before a word even left his mouth, she knew he was a creep.

“I like hearing my name on your tongue.”

She faked a smile and said, “Have a good day.” Turning around as quickly as she could, she started on the next. A “Pumpkin Spice Latte”. She didn’t even have to look up to see the teenage girl standing at the counter, waiting for her drink.

So Aelin’s morning went on, until she got a cup with no tick marks, no boxes checked, nothing written. Just a plain cofffee. Black. Her eyebrow arched and she filled the cup, popping a lid on and slipping a coffee collar around it.

She had no idea who’s drink this could be. It could be a stoic professor, settling into one of the chairs to grade papers for the afternoon. It could be an uppity CEO who drinks nothing but black coffee and eats the hearts of her employees. It could be a college student cramming for midterms.

She turned the cup around read the name, calling out, “Rowan?”

She was not prepared for the guy - no, man - who stepped up to the counter.

Tall, almost a foot taller than she was, with silver hair, pirercing, pine green eyes, and a wicked looking tattoo on his face, neck and arms.

He offered her a smile and she asked again, “Rowan?”

“That’s my name,” he said, as she handed him the cup. “Thanks.”

“You’re welcome,” she said, breathlessly. “Have a great day.”

“You, too,” he said, and his eyes flicked down from her face to her chest, “Aelin.”

She blushed and he turned around heading for the door. He glanced back and gave her a wink.

It wasn’t until he walked out the door that she realized she was holding her breath.

And it wasn’t until the next day, when his cup slid in front of her again, that she realized she was hoping to see him again.

anonymous asked:

I love being able to catch customers lying about dietary restrictions to get free soy milk. A girl once ordered a salted caramel frap from us, waited until after she paid to tell me that she was vegan and needed soy/no whip. I looked at her and said "you realize that both our mocha and our caramel are made with dairy right? Do you want me to make you a drink that's actually vegan?" She ended up saying that she was fine consuming a little bit of dairy. Just pay for your add ons at the reg 😒

Gal Friday [3/?]

First Page & Disclaimer

After ending the first call of the morning, Sasuke feels a little more like himself.

The pulsing headache is still there, but the caffeine has helped and he feels a little less punch drunk. Deciding he no longer intends to simply react to his day as it happens – or certain pink-haired dynamos – he logs onto his computer and begins to check his email.

It is not surprising in the least that the first one to show up in his unread messages comes from the aforementioned individual. Neither is the fact she has his email at all, despite him not being listed.

Clicking it open, he skims the – admittedly impressive – CV, barely glances at the attached cover letter and begins to open the other attachments. Letters of references, it seems. She hasn’t indicated who they are from, and it’s only by opening each one individually that he gets a clue.

With every click of the mouse, his eyebrows rise a little higher, until the last one prompts him to grab his phone and punch in a number from memory.

Keep reading

God is sitting in a coffee-shop on
St. Mark’s Street, writing stories about us
on a fancy MacBook;
drinking soy latte, listening to indie songs,
wearing a bow tie and fake glasses
and one of these round black hats;
the desperation starts to sink in after his third
double-shot, tall, no-whip soy latte with just a dash of caramel syrup.

God is sitting in a bar,
pinching his nose with two fingers, trying to
find a way for our story to work out;
he is complaining to the barkeeper
about just how much he’s messed us up;
drinking his third Bourbon, or
maybe he’s a Whiskey kind of guy -
on the rocks, of course.

God looks at us and thinks:
their life is a mess.
He thinks:
i don’t know how to fix this.

that’s okay.
Neither do we.


God is a Hipster, j.

6# - Wirte about gods that care.

[Anonymous said: Nah you never told us about the screaming tour manager, now is the perfect time.
Anonymous said: Omg I wanted to ask but I was too shy we care 🌸🌺
Anonymous said: omg i totally wanted to ask about the story but i didn’t wanna bother u! now that u said u were baiting us, would u mind telling the story]

okay so.

Jimi & I are at a Screaming Females concert in Rochester, we get there early & talk to Marissa whom Jimi has met before. during the concert there are men being violent (as they do) & I’m trying to like shield Jimi with my body from this horrendous moshing that left us both with bruises (as a side note at one point Marissa descended into the crowd during a guitar solo & said that she did so because she wanted to see if it was difficult for her to stand & it was, she told the men to stop being violent, they did not stop being violent)

so later this white woman comes up to us, doesn’t tell us who she is, is just like “are you guys okay? do you feel safe?” and I’m like ? because I don’t know who’s talking to me. but I’m just like, yeah. and she says “oh good, I saw you trying to protect her, it’s so nice to see such a beautiful….. Middle Eastern…..? … couple” & I’m standing here internally being like NO this bitch did NOT. but externally I’m just like “…..North African” & she says “AHHHHH, North AFRICAN” with That Voice (if you’re ambiguously ethnic you know what That Voice is) & I’m like. ha. yeah. and then she mentions her.. boyfriend….. so her fawning over us was like weird on at least two counts but anyways. LATER she tells us that she’s the tour manager (which it would have made sense to tell us before or at least immediately after asking if we felt safe out of nowhere imho but that’s just me).

at some point she asks me if I want to join some writers’ group she’s starting in Rochester because she just moved here & wants to make friends or something. I, because I have no fucking sense of self fucking preservation and because I never learn, say sure. so she forwards me the e-mail, there are a bunch of people who are joining & maybe half of them are not white, we all send each other some work prior to the first meeting & I spend a good hour reading all of it & making notes, suggestions, making sure my criticisms are balanced by my compliments (not.. always easy), I put WORK into this shit. she tells us where the meeting is so on the day of I take a bus & walk a ways to this coffee place because I don’t have a car. this isn’t easy given my chronic illness but I don’t want to stay in the house all the time lol so I pretty much use up all my spoons for two days to do that.

so I get there. & I’m waiting. & it’s a bit past the time that people were supposed to show up and no one is there. so I text her. I facebook message her. I e-mail her. I call her. I text her again. finally an hour later I take my brown ass and my medium soy mocha no-whip latte home because clearly no one’s coming.

days go by and she has not responded to my text. she has not responded to my facebook message. she has not responded to my e-mail. she has not responded to my call. this bitch is RADIO FUCKING SILENT.

and THEN. AND ONLY THEN. does she send out a GROUP E-MAIL to everyone who was supposed to meet up. to say that she cancelled the meeting, out of the blue, because she doesn’t feel that she has enough “social capital” (HUGE fucking red flag) “to run something like this” (except that she had people interested and involved and planning to attend so that’s how you gain social capital–which btw shouldn’t really be aspirational unless you plan to manipulate people, lmao–and that’s how you run something bitch. so what’s the problem).

and THEN. AND ONLY THEN. does she PUBLICLY apologise to me. IN this group e-mail. something about how she told everyone else that the meeting was off but like, SOMEHOW (?) didn’t tell me… even though I was on the e-mail list. so I’m not even really sure how that happened. & I don’t feel like looking for it in my inbox but it was one of Those super syrupy Best Public Face apologies like I’m So Sorry For Neglecting You In This Way and it takes up like, a SENTENCE. in this absurd e-mail. at NO POINT does she contact me privately about this or respond to anything I’ve sent her, she’s doing this all publicly. anyways I unfriended that bitch

& THAT’S “why I never accept invitations to do things from white women” part 321416537


Pantone Smoothie 8562C, indulge in some Cherry Chocolate goodness. If you wanna make your own, here’s how:

1/3 cup (1 scoop) @kuranutrition chocolate whey
½ cup soy milk
½ banana
½ cup sweet cherries
1 tbsp cocoa powder
Stevia to taste

Add a scoop of ice and blend it all together. Garnish with soy whip and a pretty cherry pair to doll it up. 

anonymous asked:

Hey there. I don't usually request anything from anyone but here goes nothing- I'd love anything with Ponyboy and his S/O going on a cute little coffee date. It could be hcs or an imagine or anything really. I just need some fluff, please.

-you two do this just about regularly
-you go to the local coffee shop
-it’s kind of like a more hippie version of Starbucks
-ponyboy orders some fancy ass drink
-some macchiato caramel two pumps low fat soy milk double whip shit
-you two have a special spot at a table in the back of the café
-literally everyone knows it’s your table
-ponyboy almost cried when he saw someone sit there once
- “they *sniff* took our *single tear falls down cheek* table”
- “we’ll get another table”
- “it’s not the s a me”
- “pony…it’s a table”
- “it’s o u r table babe”
- “…I’ll tell the manager”
-some days you two will just bring books and read together
-every now and then pony will stop reading to tell you about an exciting part in his book
-he looks like a child when he’s reading
-his eyes will light up
-and he’ll get so happy and excited
-it’s actually beautiful
-other days you two will just talk
-about anything and everything for hours
-he’ll talk about what’s on his mind, whatever happened that day or that week
-he’s literally an open book to you when it comes to that stuff
-afterwards you two will probably just walk around
-maybe go to a park and just go around and around for hours until one of you gets tired
-he’ll pick up a flower he sees and give it to you
-you have about two dozen flowers pressed into books in your room
-then you two will just stop and sit and stare at the sky
-he’ll sneak in about fifty kisses
-then you’ll just sit there in silence together until it gets dark and he’ll walk you home

Vegan at Starbucks in Japan

Getting your daily coffee fix is important anywhere, Japan included! I’ve gone through all of the Japanese allergen spreadsheets Starbucks Japan has and compiled a list on everything you can order vegan.

^Drinks must be ordered with soy milk to be vegan.  豆乳 tounyuu or ソイ soi can be used for soy milk.
*Drinks must be ordered without whipped cream to be vegan. ホイップクリームぬき hoippu kuriimu nuki means “without whipped cream”.



  • Hot coffee ホット コーヒー hotto koohii
  • Hot tea ホット ティー hotto teii
  • Cafe misto カフェミスト kafe misuto
  • Soy latte ソイ ラテ soi rate
  • Cafe mocha^* カフェモカ kafe moka
  • Cappuccino^ カプチーノ kapuchiino
  • Americano カフェアメリカーノ kafe amerikaano
  • Hot chocolate^* ココア kokoa 
  • Matcha tea latte^ 抹茶 ティー ラテ matcha teii rate
  • Chai tea latte^ チャイティーラテ chai teii rate
  • English tea latte^ エングリッシュティーラテ engurisshu teii rate
  • Lavender early grey tea latte^ ラベンダーアールグレイティーラテ rabendaa aaru gurei teii rate
  • Hojicha tea latte^ ほうじ茶ティーラテ houjicha teii rate


  • Iced coffee アイス コーヒー aisu koohii
  • Iced soy latte  アイス ソイ ラテ aisu soi rate 
  • Iced cafe mocha^ アイス カフェモカ aisu kafe moka
  • Iced americano アイスアメリーカノ aisu ameriikano
  • All tea lattes can be ordered cold by saying “aisu” and with soy milk


  • Coffee^* コーヒーフラプチーノ koohii hurapuchiino
  • Mocha^* モカ フラプチーノ moka hurapuchiino
  • Mango Passionfruit マンゴーパション フラプチーノ mangoo pashon hurapuchiino


  • Plain Cake Doughnut ケーキ ドーナツ プレーン keeki doonatsu pureen (this doughnut is a Japan exclusive and made totally vegan – it’s a must try!)

Other Useful Words

  • Tall トール tooru
  • Grande グランデ gurande
  • Venti ヴェンティ ventei
  • Decaf ディカフェ deikafe
  • Espresso エスプレッソ esupurreso
  • Personal cup (you get 20 yen off!) パソカップ paso kappu
  • Please お願いします onegaishimasu
  • Thank you ありがとうござい arigatou gozaimasu

The nice thing about Starbucks in Japan is that they have an English menu in addition to their Japanese menu, and the boards have English on them as well. Worst case scenario is you can point to a drink and say “soy” and “whipped cream” and make an X with your arms. They will get the idea. 

Happy ordering!

Karrueche Tran Beauty Guide

A compilation of Karrueche’s beauty products. Obviously she has more products then what’s listed, these are just the few she has shared with us. I have gotten my information from interviews and Kae’s posts over the years. If you want to know where I got a specific piece of information, message me and I will link you to where I got the info from. x

• Nars Sheer Glow Foundation ($45)
• Nars Illuminator in Laguna ($30)
• Nars Radiant Creamy Conealer ($29)
• Ardell Lashes (prices vary)
• Kiehl’s Lip Balm #1 ($7-$7.50)
• Mac Lipstick ($17)
• Smashbox Cosmetics Full Exposure Mascara ($20)
• Nars Lip Gloss ($26) - Not positive about the color but in the picture it looks like Dolce Vita.
• Benefit Cosmetics Puff Off! ($29)
• Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz ($21)
• Billion Dollar Brows Mad About Brows Powder ($17.99)

A few words on makeup:
Q: “Speaking of makeup.. What’s your favorite brand?”
K: “Right now it would be Nars. I’ve been using their foundation and their concealer and it’s amazing!”

Q: “Beauty must have for you?”
K: “Definitely some lip gloss or lip color. Sometimes I step on the carpet and I forget to apply something and I’m like damn. You know, it gives you that little oomph. So don’t forget your lips gloss!”

Karrueche on her brows:
“I shape them myself with a pair of tweezers. When I do them, I start by lining the bottom of my brows with Anastasia Beverly Hills Brow Wiz.Then I use a brush with a slant to it to fill in the rest of my brows with Billion Dollar Brows Mad About Brows powder. Finally, I take my concealer that I use under my eyes and use another brush and apply it under my brown bones, so I get a clean line.”

• Viktor & Rolf Flowerbomb ($80)
• Tom Ford Velvet Orchid ($115-$165)

Karrueche on her Tom Ford perfume:
“It’s my go to perfume for everyday. Whenever I wear it, I know I smell good.”

• Hot Oil Treatment (she gave no specific brand but it’s the normal brands, nothing too expensive).
• Mixed Chicks Flat Iron ($100)
• Agadir Featherlite Pro Round Brush ($8.99)
• OGX Nourishing Coconut Milk Shampoo & Conditioner (price varies depending on what store).
• Biosilk Silk Therapy (prices also vary).

Karrueche on her hair:
“I do hot oil treatments at home while I’m cleaning my house or whatever.”

“My go-to everyday style is a part down the middle and straight with a bit of a wave to it.“

• Kiehl’s Ultra Facial Moisturizer ($18.50-$38.50)
• Kiehl’s Ultra Facial Cleanser ($10-$19.50)
• Kiehl’s Superbly Efficient Anti-Perspirant and Deodorant ($16-$19.50)
• Kiehl’s Creme de Corps Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter ($38-$48)
• Mario Badescu Facial Spray with Aloe, Herbs, and Rosewater ($7-$12)
• Clean & Clear Morning Burst Facial Cleanser ($5.29)
• Mac Mineralize Charged Water Skin Hydrating Mist ($24)
• Mac To The Beach Body Oil (available on Amazon)
• Que Bella Facial Masks ($2 at Target) specifically the Relaxing Lavender Aromatherapy Mud Mask

Karrueche on her skin:

”-But I do a lot of at home stuff. I get those little face masks from Target for like a dollar a pack, and I just keep it on for 30 minutes and clean my house and then rinse off.“

Picture credits go to their owners!

anonymous asked:

can i ask what skin type you have? i have dry/sensitive skin and looking for cleansing and exfoliating products that don't dry me out too much. i use skin food brown sugar wash off mask which is great! but i'd like some more recs if you have any :o

I think I have combination skin, I have a lot of blackheads around my nose, my cheeks are relatively ok but they they get dry/flake near the winter. I don’t have a lot of recommendations for cleansing products because I just buy cheap cleansers but I think….

  • shiseido perfect whip
  • sana soy milk q10 cleansing wash
  • paula’s choice CLEAR pore normalizing cleanser
  • rosette cleansing paste (I’ve used all the colors except for the blue one)

are some products that I’ve liked and will consider repurchasing. they don’t leave that dry, tight feeling that I’ve experienced with the hada labo super hyaluronic acid wash. as for exfoliaters I tend to use peeling gels, a more gentler option for those with sensitive skin. some I’ve liked are:

  • tony moly green appletox peeling cream
  • cure natural aqua gel (my brother’s girlfriend says its gentle enough for people with eczema too)
  • rosette natural blend marine peeling gel 
  • laneige multiberry yogurt peeling gel

I’ve been using the cure/rosette peeling gel for a quite a while now n you don’t have to rub too hard to start the exfoliating process. the listed top three are pretty gentle because theres no abrasive material in there, the tony moly one takes a while before you start forming eraser bits because its a cream, but it still gets the job done. 

the laniege one on the other hand………. I listed it because I have mixed feelings about it. It’s super gentle, slightly grainy but its one of the BEST scented products I have ever had. It smells so fucking good holy SNIT but it doesn’t function as peeling gel, its like an exfoliating mask ????? you WON’T get eraser bits, but a lot of people have said their complexion brightens up after regular use. I didn’t use it long enough to see a difference but if you’re curious, especially about its smell/texture you can buy a sample size to see if you’ll like it. It’s probably a lot pricier than the others ones listed but it smells….so… good

In case anyone wants to search specific One Piece characters on my blog here are the ones that I tag:

Jinbei: JinBAE
X Drake: XXX Drake
Basil Hawkins: The Strawman Fallacy
Nico Robin: Nico Robin Some Banks Like A Bad Bitch
Eustass Kidd: Useless Kidd
Killer: Killer Babe
Heat: Can’t Handle The Heat? Then Get Out Of The Kitchen.
Wire: Wire You Dressed Like That?
Scratchmen Apoo: All About That Bass (No Treble)
Paulie: That’s Kinky
Shirahoshi: Crybaby-hoshi
Smoker: No Smoker Zone
Portgas D Ace: Hottie McHotterson
Marco: Rise Like A Phoenix
CP9: CP9? More Like CP10/10 Would Bang
Trafalgar Law: ​Laying Down The Trafalgar Law
Kaido: Jumbo Size Spicy Big Dad
Donquixote Doflamingo: Horrible Disgusting Trash King
Perona: Scary Goddaughter
Jean Bart: Jean Bart More Like I Love You
Bellamy: For Whom The Bellamy Tolls
Izo: Izo Iz In Da House
Crocodile: The Bananagator Hunter
Enel/Eneru: It’s Tough To Be A God
Urouge: Mad Monk: Fury Road
Bartolomeo: Bananibal the Cannibal
Fukaboshi: Fuck-Yeah-Boshi
Nami: Tangerine Queen
Brook: Foxy Grandpa
The Admirals: The Slutty Old Man Squad
Jewelry Bonney: My Bonney Sailed Over the Ocean
Capone Bege: 1 Tall Capone Bege With Soy And No Whip Please
Tsuru: What’s a Mob to a King? A King to a God? A God to a Nonbeliever? A Nonbeliver to Granny Tsuru?
Wanda: The Fairly Odd Furry
Carrot: 14 Carrot Gold
Camie: She Camie. She saw. She conquered (my heart)
Tashigi: Sword BAE
Nekomamushi: Anime Garfield
Jack the Drought: Jack And The Beanstalk
Ideo: What A Great Ideo
Blue Silly: Glue Philly
Coby: Puberty Success Story
Helmeppo: Hell-Yeah-Meppo
Blackbeard: ✨🌸😩👌😜DADDY😜👌😩🌸✨
Gin: Baby Come Back
Rebecca: Buff Sunflower Princess
Magellan: Toxic by Brittany Spears
Suleiman: Mr Resting Bitch Face
Cavendish: Cabbage
Kyros: Man What A DILF
Yonji Vinsmoke: Memeji Vapesmoke
Boa Hancock: ​Boa Constrict My Heart

I’ll probably add more as I fall in love with more characters but for these are it

I’m drinking prosecco and cooking food with my mother . I made this chocolate pudding and whipped soy cream that we’re gonna eat after dinner… I love this Sunday evening

I had a craving for grilled avocado: Vegan caprese sandwich with balsamic glaze, grilled avocado and whole wheat bread

I want to say I vegan-ified the standard mozarella caprese salad due to a stroke of genius, but actually I just didn’t have any mozarella in my fridge, so it was whipped soy-yogurt instead - and it was tangy, cool and delicious. But yes! Caprese for breakfast (on the most beautifully nutty, grainy whole grain toast) is always made more awesome with grilled avocado. Ahh.

  1. Lightly brush thickly sliced avocado with olive oil, and then grill for 5-10 minutes just until the edges start to brown (I actually used a toaster oven for this because #futurecollegekid)
  2. If your soy-yogurt isn’t already quite thick, just whip it a little to thicken it (or use greek yogurt if you don’t need it to be vegan)
  3. If you’re okay with a little extra olive oil, brush the whole grain bread lightly with a layer of olive oil and a clove of garlic, and then grill it for 2-3 minutes as well. If not, just toast it like I did!
  4. For the balsamic glaze, just take ½ cup of balsamic vinegar and reduce it (put it in a pan and let it thicken on a low heat) for a few minutes, just until it thickens
  5. Assemble your caprese sandwich by spreading the yogurt on the bread, adding basil and rocket/arugula, layering on the grilled avocado, slices of tomato and then top it with a liberal drizzling of balsamic glaze!