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Communist Pickup Lines

~these are horrible and creepy, you have been warned~

“Hey comrade, let’s share the means of reproduction.”

“Did you work at Chernobyl? Because I feel my control rod moving.”
 - “Eh babe? Wanna make some mistakes and see me explode?”

“From you according to your ability, to me according to my need. You know…like sex.”

“Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky…”

“ey bb, dont b capitalist, share dat ass wit me ;;;;)”

“Workers unite and so should we, babe…”

“Yo, call me Gramsci, because I’m about to elicit some consent.”

“You Red-y to fidel my castro???”

Hello, I’ll be auditioning as the USA and the Soviet Union during the Cold War, singing “This ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race” by Fall Out Boy