southern aisle

the signs as frozen quotes

Aries: “it’s okay, I have a thick skull” “I don’t have a skull, or bones…”

Taurus: “don’t know if I’m elated or gassy. But, I’m somewhere in that zone”

Gemini: “but Hans is not a stranger” “oh yeah? What’s his last name?” “Of the Southern Aisles…”

Cancer: “And who’s the funky looking donkey over there?” “That’s Sven.” “Uh huh. And who’s the reindeer?” “Sven.” “Oh! They’re…Oh. Okay! Makes things easier for me.”

Leo: “your hair, it’s turning white” “what?! Does it look bad?” “No” “you hesitated” “no I didn't…”

Virgo: “just knock. Why isn’t she knocking? Do you think she knows how to knock?”

Libra: “oh, look at that, I’ve been impaled”

Scorpio: “can I say crazy? Will you marry me?” “Can I say something even crazier? Yes!”

Sagittarius: “we finish each other's…” “sandwiches” “that’s what I was going to say!”

Capricorn: “this is awkward. Not that you’re awkward. But just because we're… I’m awkward. You’re gorgeous. Wait, what?”

Aquarius: “yoo hoo! big summer blowout!”

Pisces: “you can’t marry a man you just met!” “You can if its true love”

I had to make this -AstrologyxJudgements