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We interrupt your daily feed to bring in this BIG announcement from Toyfair 2016:

Kidrobot will produce vinyls for The Fractured But Whole game.  Including THREE medium vinyl of the most popular in the hero lineup: The Coon, Mysterion, and Professor Chaos.

But even better is if you look closely on the display box for the blind box 3″ vinyls, you’re going to see spoilers for the game.

We have our FIRST female South Park vinyl in the form of Cat Girl [Wendy].

Scott Malkenson will return to game form as Captain Diabetes.

Jimmy is retaining his role from Stick of Truth as The Bard, oddly.

But I saved the most exciting [at least for me] last because it looks like Craig will join in the game as Super Craig.

Does it suck that Tweek won’t be getting a vinyl, thus leaving his role [if any] in the game up in the air? Yeah.
Is it thought-provoking to wonder if Jimmy is replacing Timmy on the team or that Kidrobot doesn’t have the capability to cast Iron Maiden in their style [or it could be a copywrite issue]? 

Still, let the speculation and fanarts begin.

CLYDE: IT’S 7 AM IN THE MORNING AND I’VE GOT MY SUPER NEATO BFF HERE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!! CHECK OUT MY SUPER COOL AND NICE FRIEND!!! WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME!

CRAIG:

CRAIG: Why are you patting my back.

CLYDE: It’s a friendly gesture of goodwill and best-friendery. You can pat mine if you want.

CRAIG: I’ll pass.

CLYDE: Suit yourself.

CLYDE: I was going to beat up Craig and Tweek for getting me grounded like I said, but then I realised that I can’t punch. Or kick. Or slap. Or do anything that involves a lot of physical labor. I just don’t have it in me.

CLYDE: I’m a lover, not a hater.

CLYDE: So instead I used my cunning friend skills to totally burn him. Now everybody will call him a stinky buttface and it’ll be totally awesome.

CLYDE: I have one planned for Tweek, too. Don’t worry. Once I’m at school, I will deploy my clever schemes on him as well…

CLYDE: I am too good at this. An expert, even. A master in the field of putting papers on friends backs.

ERIC: Wow. Yawn. Get a more interesting crush. What’s Kyle gonna do with you? Homework?
KYLE: Fuck off, Fatass.

KYLE: Anon, you really don’t have to settle for telling me in secret. If you know me in person it’d be really nice to, y’know, actually meet you. What you said is really flattering and sweet to hear from anyone, and I’m pretty friendly and understanding. So really there’s nothing to be afraid of.

ERIC: Unless his vagina gets sandy. Then he’ll try to tear you a new asshole.
STAN: Yeah, you gotta admit, Kyle. You’re pretty scary when you’re angry.
KYLE: Dude!

BUTTERS: Sorry to interrupt, fellas, b-but… have any a’you seen Ken today..? He hasn’t talked to me or texted me at all n’ I can’t find him anywhere…
KYLE: …Well, he has been playing hooky lately.
STAN: Yeah and his phone’s pretty shitty, dude. Maybe it died.

BUTTERS: He’s not at home, either… his parents haven’t seen him anywhere…
BUTTERS: … The last time we talked he was acting real strange… …What if…. .. What if he wants to break up…?

KYLE: Dude, come on.
STAN: It’s only been a day, Butters. Maybe he just needs some alone time for a bit.
KYLE: Yeah honestly. Kenny’s kind of a wildcard like that. He just disappears for no reason sometimes, but he always comes around. You know that. It’s probably nothing to worry about.
ERIC: ….


Taken place on:   1/14/16

[ As I mentioned before the timeline will be a lot slower for this arc, so, it’s still January~. Click here for the ATM4 posts in order! ]