south easter

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Latitudes de Chile:

  1. Zona Norte
  2. Zona Central
  3. Zona Sur
  4. Zona Austral
  5. Polinesia Oriental
  • Newt: [singing as he colors eggs] In my Easter bonnet/ with all my frills upon it,/ I'll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade.
  • Newt: [holding up a finished egg] Look at that one, huh? Half-purple and half-yellow with a chickadee sticker. I'm good.
  • Graves: Can I ask a question? Why do we do this?
  • Newt: Wha... what do you mean, "Why do we do this?" It's Easter!
  • Graves: Right, so why do we color eggs?
  • Newt: Well... so that the Easter bunny can find them.
  • Graves: Yeah, but why?
  • Newt: Percy, Easter celebrates the day that Jesus was resurrected after being crucified for our sins.
  • Graves: So we dip eggs in colored vinegar and a giant rabbit hides them?
  • Newt: [still coloring eggs] That's right.
  • Graves: You don't see the missteps in logic with that? Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs there seems to be a... a gap of information.
  • Newt: Percy, just dye your goddamn eggs!