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Madi's ~A-Double-Plus Student~ Sterek Fic Rec

(a.k.a the “Highschool and College” fic rec list)

The answer to any question regarding whether or not I have a few fics in mind for fill-in-tropes-name-here is always and forever: Yass.

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Highschool:

College:

Sterek Support Package [Favorite Fics]

There’s no denying that the Sterek fandom has faced some tough times recently. The Sterek Support Network is bringing back the love with support packages to highlight some of the best that our fandom has to offer.

Every month we’ll be releasing different packages, and this month’s theme: favorite fics!!

There’s Monsters at Home [E] [83575] calrissian18

“How did you get past the wards?” Derek had put them up, with Peter’s grudging assistance, after the Alpha pack had made themselves at home a few times too many.

The guy pulled a face. “You mean the wards a five-year-old girl with the mental ability of a goldfish could deconstruct?” He blinked wide eyes at Derek. “Gee, I don’t know. It’s bound to go down as one of life’s great mysteries.”

Derek despised him.

Magical Stiles, angsty pining, Derek the failwolf and pack feels all around? What more could I ask for? - arcane-renegade

All Else Perished [T] [11778] keskasi

There are only so many times a person can fall before the world becomes a vertical blur. Life, Stiles has found, is much the same way. There are only so many times a person can be born, live, and die before the epochs start to smear into one long, eternal day. Or night, as the case may be.

Different spin on the usual soul mates trope, I love the way it is written :) -rooming-with-a-narwhal

And Down We Fell [M] [4315] ali_inthejungle

Stiles is a pirate.

A gay pirate.

I found this after playing Cosmo Jarvis’ song ‘Gay Pirates’ on repeat for days. Pure angst and lots of tears. - rooming-with-a-narwhal

Love Don’t Die [E] [33549] Finduilas

Derek is nine years old when he discovers the gift that he’s been given. A gift that he didn’t necessarily ask for. Derek can touch dead things and bring them back to life. But not without consequences and conditions, many of which are heartbreaking.

Many years later, his path crosses that of his childhood sweetheart, Stiles, in very unfortunate circumstances. But now, Derek’s gift gives him the power to save Stiles. And damned be the consequences.

One of my fave aus/tv show crossovers. Made me smile and cry, eeeeh I love it. - rooming-with-a-narwhal

Fly a Little Faster [T] [32052] mirrorkill

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn’t step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?

Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That’s easy as pie, right? Right?

This fic is my warm blanket. There is really no other way to put it. I just makes me feel really happy when I’ve had a rough day, and I have legitimately lost count of how many times I have read it. BURY ME WITH THIS FIC - supernim

Someone Else’s Dream [T] [36644] theroguesgambit

Post-3B. Derek has gone missing, and Stiles’ dreams might be the only way to save him.

OH MAN THIS FIC the characterisation is SO ON POINT and it makes you ache in ways you didn’t think were possible. I just really love it, okay? okay.  - supernim

A Little Lost [M] [73366] exclamation

A magical accident sends Stiles back in time. Now he’s stuck in New York, living with Derek and Laura, and the only way to get back to his own time is to learn to use magic. Meanwhile, he must figure out how much he can tell them about their future. Can he warn them about the dangers they face? Can he change his own past?

And can he trust the creature known as Bookworm, who seems to know him better than he knows himself?

yes, another time travel fic SHHHHH let me have this. Its part of a series, and it will make you weep with joy (and pain) The OCs are interesting and Laura Hale will steal your heart - supernim

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anonymous asked:

Do you have any new celebrity Derek fics?

the tag was just recently updated, so you should check it out :)

Take Me Back To The Start by thingcalledlove (12/? | 23,514 | Rated M)

Derek had never intended to be named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. It just sort of happens.

[Or, in which Derek stumbles into stardom, becoming the next big thing and Stiles somehow stumbles (read: gets pushed unwillingly by the rest of the pack) into the role of Derek’s PR boyfriend.]

Adult Wolves take the mall by shuckingwolves (complete | 8,095 | Rated T)

“This is Stiles. He’s my boyfriend.”

Stiles Stilinski had dreamt that Derek Hale would say that, using that low, husky voice of his, ever since he’d started watching Adult Wolves. Yet standing in front of Laura Hale, with the entire mall under the Hale family’s control, and Peter Hale locked in another room, was not exactly how he’d imagined it.

Whether It’s Rain or Shine by giantteenwolforgy (4/? | 10,443 | Rated M)

“Hi, I’m Derek Hale. This is Hale Storm on the Weather Channel.”

Stiles promptly chokes on his noodles.

OR In which Derek is a hot weatherman and Stiles has a huge crush.

Sourwolf Candy by relenafanel (complete | 35,701 | Rated M)

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

Madi's "Get Better Luiza!" Sterek Fic Rec List

The last few days have been pretty rough, and after she went through a really hard time I decided I would compile a list of specific kinks/tropes for my dear friend Luiza :)

I tried my best to fulfill all of your requests baby girl, hope this lists helps put a smile on your face! :) *kisses your nose*

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-Kid Fics-

Stiles and Derek grow up together/are childhood friends/met when they were kids:

Stiles and Derek are both hot single dads(until they’re not):

Stiles and Derek take care of babies/were!babies:

HSDDH (hot single dad Derek Hale):

Hot Uncle Derek Hale:

HSDST (hot single dad Stiles Stilinski):

De!Aged fun:

mpreg:

Stiles and Derek have kid(s):

-Office AU’s-

Derek is Stiles’ boss:

Stiles/Derek work in an office:

-College Au’s+Teacher/student relationship-

Derek/Stiles are in college:

Derek is a teacher/TA:

Derek & Stiles are teachers:

Stiles is a teacher:

-Spanking/Praising kink-

Praise kink:

Spanking:

sterek + long distance relationship

A Californian Werewolf in New York by dancinbutterfly, knight_tracer (16,311 - E)

When Derek finally realizes that there’s nothing left for him in Beacon Hills, he goes back to New York, gets a life, falls in love and finds his home.

All-Inclusive by elisera (6,483 - E)

Stiles came alone to New York, to study under Professor Saeed and to prove that he could make it on his own, and he has. He’s got friends here, and allies, but no one touches him quite with the casual ease of his own pack. Nevermind the way Derek does.

I Should Meet You Because I Love You by derekstilinski (22,573 - M)

Derek and Stiles meet online, and then in real life.

I’ll Be Seeing You by thepsychicclam (81,489 - E)

In the summer of 1941, with the country on the brink of war, diner waiter Stiles meets Derek Hale, an army soldier just passing through Beacon Hills.

Love All by tattooedsiren (47,602 - E)

When Stiles Stilinksi steps foot onto Court 8 at Roland Garros, it’s everything he’s been dreaming of for the last nine years, and everything his life has been building towards since the first time he held a tennis racquet in his hands fourteen years ago.

It’s kinda funny, Stiles thinks, that his first game in a Grand Slam (that’s right, he’s playing in a freaking Grand Slam) is against a fellow American. Hell, he’s a fellow Californian. Derek Hale is slightly taller than him, his face is stubbled and just as grumpy in real life as he’s seen in numerous photos and video coverage. And yeah, in any other circumstance Stiles might admit that the stubble and general sense of ‘stay the hell away from me’ totally works for him. But right now it’s just intimidating as fuck.

Maybe if I tell myself enough (I’ll get over you) by CiaraWrites (4,423 - T)

“Derek?” he asks in astonishment.

Derek’s frozen in front of him, eyes boring into Stiles’ like he can’t believe it’s really him.

“I thought you were in Russia?” Stiles asks because it looks like Derek is having trouble forming words. Derek’s been in Russia for five years. Stiles met him two weeks before he left. Stiles fell in love with him two weeks before he left.

“I- I am,” Derek stutters. “I’m only here for the night,” he adds apologetically.

Road Trips Were Made For Emergency Playlists by mysecretashes (6,850 - E)

Stiles and Allison end up at the same college all the way across the country, and every summer they take a road trip back home.

This is their last.

Somewhere In Between by amazingpages (33,029 - T)

Derek’s been letting his job dictate his life ever since he was promoted from freelance photographer to official travel photographer. In his five years of travel, he’s built relationships in countries all across the globe, yet he still returns home after each job as lonely as ever. When he decides to try out the pen pal site Laura recommends to him, he doesn’t know what to expect. Derek isn’t prepared for Stiles, a small town guy with big dreams of seeing the world. And he certainly isn’t prepared to fall in love with him. He has to remind himself that this is just a pen pal thing and not to get carried away. It’s not like Stiles could ever like him back.

Right?

Sourwolf Candy by relenafanel (35,701 - M)

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase 'Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

You Can Cry Wolf, But Stop Running by iamursforevrmre (16,615 - E)

Derek Hale is the third baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Stiles doesn’t know why he has an apparent thing for third basemen and he has no clue why he’s even watching the Dodgers. He’s a Mets fan.

Sourwolf Candy

Rating: Mature
Word Count: 35,701
Author: relenafanel
Summary: When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.
So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.
Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.
A whole case of sugar.
(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

Derek is a Kardashian. Kind of. Actually I’m not sure what exactly is a Kardashian and Derek isn’t really like that, but it’s Stiles’s opinion about it. Because of reasons money they spend a day together and actually get to know each other.
It’s relaxing, easy to read and a little funny. Maybe I’d find it funnier if I knew more American candy brands, but there were still some moments that made me smile.
And a lot of candy puns.

Sourwolf Candy

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

I have been following the progress of this story on the authors tumblr, and eagerly awaiting the result! It did not disappoint! I was a bit thrown by this take on Laura - she is a vapid horrid person with no redeeming qualities, but it tied in nicely with the plot and made for some good laughs. I really loved Stiles and Derek being such assholes to eachother, much like I think they would be in the show (if that glorious moment ever comes :P ). Definetly worth a read! 

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harry-potter-is-boss  asked:

Hey! I'm looking for some more long-distance AUs? I've gone through your long-distance tag, and was wondering if you had any other ones? xx

sure also check out the phone sex tag

A Californian Werewolf in New York by dancinbutterflyknight_tracer (1/1 | 16,311 | NC-17)

When Derek finally realizes that there’s nothing left for him in Beacon Hills, he goes back to New York, gets a life, falls in love and finds his home. 

Sourwolf Candy by relenafanel (1/1 | 35,701 | R)

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

Picture Perfect by blacktofade (1/1 | 12,656 | NC-17)

Two years later, Stiles and Derek are still together, but there’s 200% more sex and too many miles between them.

The Heart by Jerakeen (1/1 | 2,366 | NC-17)

It’s been way too long.

You Can Cry Wolf, But Stop Running by iamursforevrmre (1/1 | 16,615 | NC-17)

Derek Hale is the third baseman for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Stiles doesn’t know why he has an apparent thing for third basemen and he has no clue why he’s even watching the Dodgers. He’s a Mets fan.

Somewhere In Between by amazingpages (1/1 | 33,029 | PG-13)

Derek’s been letting his job dictate his life ever since he was promoted from freelance photographer to official travel photographer. In his five years of travel, he’s built relationships in countries all across the globe, yet he still returns home after each job as lonely as ever. When he decides to try out the pen pal site Laura recommends to him, he doesn’t know what to expect. Derek isn’t prepared for Stiles, a small town guy with big dreams of seeing the world. And he certainly isn’t prepared to fall in love with him. He has to remind himself that this is just a pen pal thing and not to get carried away. It’s not like Stiles could ever like him back.

Right?

anonymous asked:

Can I have some rich!derek fics?

relevant tags:

my heart’s been offline by thepsychicclam (complete | 58,893 | Rated E)

31/M/New York. Rich, lays in bed all day, likes to read (aka Derek Hale, son of an Oscar winning actress, brother of one obnoxious reality star and one rebellious fashion designer, hates the paparazzi so much he’s a recluse)

26/M/California. Boring office job, likes to read (aka Stiles Stilinski, co-owner of a 100 acre organic farm with his dad and two best friends, writer of obits for a newspaper, has absolutely no life)

Or, where Derek and Stiles meet online, and Stiles has no clue Derek’s part of a famous family.

Your Own Personal Jarvis by KiratheCarrionite (complete | 7,845 | Rated T)

Written for the teenwolf kmeme prompt:

“Derek is rich. Stiles is his butler. Stiles is a really shitty butler but Derek keeps him around for kicks.
(…because he’s secretly in love with him.)”

Kiss the Cook by idyll (complete | 5004 | Rated T)

Derek’s a professional chef, and Stiles is a blogger who butchers his recipes.

Your Majesty by grimm (complete | 22,291 | Rated E)

It wasn’t like he was a pro or whatever, but like any teenage boy he’d spent a lot of time jerking off, and there were a lot of people on the internet that liked watching that sort of thing. And while the idea of doing actual porn - like, porn with another person’s dick in his ass porn - kind of made him uncomfortable, jerking off by himself in front of a camera sounded okay. If you’re good at something, never do it for free, right?

Based off a prompt asking for Stiles as a cam boy and Derek lusting after his hot virgin bod.

Hale Hath No Fury Enterprises by Nival_Vixen (4/? | 12,098 | Rated M)

Derek’s a billionaire with anxiety and a complete inability to be socially adept in any way, shape, or form (just ask Laura). He only agrees to the dating service because Laura’s nagging’s worn him down, but then he sees Stiles’ video response and agrees to go on a date with him.

Stiles just wants to go on a date (it’s been forever and a day since his last one), and he has a thing for this guy’s eyes/smile/everything, so he replies to the somewhat personal questions via video. He’s surprised that he’s asked on a date, but won’t turn it down, even if he’s just spent the last of his money on clothes to impress said date and probably won’t be able to afford dinner.

Sourwolf Candy by relenafanel (complete | 35,701 | Rated M)

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

Settle Down by wearing_tearing, whatthehale (10/? | 87,121 | Rated E)

Stiles is a struggling author barely making ends meet.

Derek is a successful architect whose biological clock is ticking.

Enter a surrogacy agency, two packs, and a particularly sticky and toe curling heat week and you get a match made in heaven.

Rich People Stuff by WhoNatural (complete | 1,129 | Rated T)

“There’s a dead raccoon in the fucking pool, Derek.”

He fights back a smile; he fights it so hard. ”Well, make him get it out.”

100. Miles Away Sori

99. Special Collections hannah_baker

98.The Isolationists velveteenshadowboxer

97. The Division traveller 

96. Stay Awhile imaythrowuponya

95. Secure Happiness dedougal

94. Ride wolfbeater

93. The Silver Lining Of Smog Circe6

92. I’ll Be Seeing You thepsychicclam

91. Wait cutloosemcgoose

90. living in your letters the_misfortune_teller

89. Riding the Lightning Vendelin 

88. Havoc secondstar

87.here in the forest dark and deep grimm 

86. Paper Airplanes RemainNameless

85. Reach Out weathervaanes

84.Broken Sundown olavina

83. This is Not Our Fate KindreTurnany

82. Poker Face tanwencooper

81. A Moon Among Inferior Stars Nanoochka

80. Remedy For Memory aerowyn

79. And I Built a Home ionsquare

78. Knot the Average Alpha blacktofade

77. Possibly I Like The Thrill Of Under Me You stilinskisparkles 

76. Into Dust melfice

75. Sourwolf Candy relenafanel

74. Might as well give in Hepzheba

73. Double Negatives (Resolve to a Positive) coffeeinallcaps

72. petals in my pocket Lion_ness

71. Muffins As A Declaration Of Intent JenNova

70. A Hawk From A Handsaw asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)

69. Uncover the Endless Hours BarlowGirl

68.But The World Won’t Stop Turning thepsychicclam

67. Just a Little Hocus Pocus secondstar

66. Navigating This Space Between Us Omni

65. Between the Stacks dinglehoppersaplenty

64.Dancing (With Another Man) perksofbeingaiko

63. The Pull of the Tide miss_aphelion

62. This Time With Feeling Crimson1

61.Eat, Knot, Love pandabomb

60. That Unfortunate Situation 74days

59. A Mating Moon unpossible

58. Stiles’s Story Time trilliath

57.Like Heaven Catching Lighting weathervaanes

56.Carry My Body Safe to Shore derekstilinski

55. Ad Astra Per Tentaculum morganoconner

54. What Forever Means To Us Green

53. Lovebitten LunaCanisLupus_22

52. Whisky Kiss nightfog

51. A (Sort of) Fairytale briecheesie

50.Lonely Talents derekstilinski

49. Lead Me Home Circe6

48. Give Me Back My Bones (maybe then we’ll talk) kariye

47. Stand Fast in Your Enchantments DevilDoll

46. Out of His League Scikopathik

45. Moon Dogs popfly

44. Bubbles always_addicted

43. Bonding for Beginners Ember

42. Cirque de la Lune Circe6

41. Enemy Lines qhuinn

40. Dating Backwards RemainNameless

39. You Left Me Alone in the Dark  secondstar

38. Historically Inaccurate asocialfauxpas (fuzzytomato)

37. Acacia Honeymoon Hotel blue_fjords

36. Amor Fati alocalband

35. A Pirate’s Life For Me Hepzheba

34. All I Want is The Taste That Your Lips Allow ionsquare

33. Sense of Home siny

32. Christmas Lights thepsychicclam

31. A W A K E N I N G qhuinn 

30. Divided We Stand KouriArashi

29. Starts with “F”, Ends with “U” RemainNameless

28.Dude, Werewolves mysecretashes

27. Beacon Hills, I Love You pokingbeauty 

26. Endure and Survive (To the Edge of the Universe and Back) blindinglights

25. You Can Call Me What You Want secondstar

24. But, Doctor stilinskisparkles

23. Glasses, Coins, and Golden Rings nubianamy

22. Circle Yes or No blacktofade

21. On Building A Family From the Ground Up itschristaleigh

20. Living With Lycanthropy WhoNatural

19. we’re all together in the same robot (in life) kellifer_fic

18. The Outside World Starts To Fade Away ionsquare

17. Missed Deadlines aerowyn

16. Pretty Melody thepsychicclam

15. monster at the end of the book kellifer_fic

14. the well of living waters kalpurnia

13. Hold the Door Hatteress

12. Sugarplums thepsychicclam

11. Worth the Wait to Give You My Heart secondstar

10. Snow Place Like Home blacktofade

9. A Wildness Warily Awakened Etharei

8. Unbroken Piscaria

7. Nothing Short Of Perfect GotTheSilver

6. Silver Bells and Open Fire Hepzheba

5. Where The Inevitable Isn’t Survivah

4. Released (From Behind These Lines) weathervaanes

3. My Taco Sparkles butyoureyessaidyes

2. Versus secondstar

1. heart as black as night thepsychicclam

Sourwolf Candy by relenafanel

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

Rating: Mature

The “I still haven’t seen the new episode so I have no clue what happens but here’s a Moonday Hangover List!” So yeah… I still haven’t seen the new episode, therefore this list has random fics and not a theme! Happy (day late) Monday Hangover!

Addicted to you (Complete: 12,643: Mature)

It started as coffee and then moved to hand holding. Things escalated into gasping breaths and roving hands. Now, neither of them can do without.

Definitely Not Fish Demons (One Shot: 2,596: Teen)

Your father wants to take me fishing.

Derek looks at the message before he sends it, wondering why it’s so difficult to convey deep discomfort with just text.

His phone buzzes in his pocket a few minutes later. Uh oh, says Stiles’ reply.

Needs More Than Seven Minutes (One Shot: 5,287: Mature)

Where Lydia and Erica plot, Scott turns eighteen and gets awesome cake, and Stiles and Derek totally don’t want to kiss each other. At all.

build a rocket, boys! (One Shot: 2,565: General)

Stiles has kind of become the den mother. It’s not like he planned it!

A Life Less Ordinary (Complete: 19,209: Teen)

It takes a few years but eventually they manage to agree on something; Derek Hale is an asshole, and Stiles Stilinski is in love with him.

Derek Hale’s Possible Heart (One Shot | 2,031 | PG-13)

An anon sent me a sterek prompt for Laura teasing Derek and Stiles joining in, then somehow sharing their feelings for each other in the mess of things.

why do birds suddenly appear (One Shot: 1,244: General)

In which a spell goes wrong and suddenly Derek is being followed by all kinds of cute animals

Head Cases and Questionable Characters (Complete: 18,330: Teen)

Working for Argent & Hale, one of the most prestigious legal firms in the country, was always eventful to say the least. It was a big headache a lot of the times, sure, and a pain in the ass in most, but for Stiles Stilinski, it was a dream come true. He adored his colleagues, was paid a boatload of money, and everybody knew that he was damn good at his job.

a little advice for aspiring fires (Complete: 42,182: Explicit)

Regardless of his sadly lacking social circle, Stiles was going to have to get some physical contact or he was going to explode. Seriously. It’d be messy and Derek would probably become even more emotionally constipated having to clean up little bits of Stiles from his pristine walls and furniture.

Throw Away the Key (Complete: 5,861: Not Rated)

Stiles knew it was stupid to go to the hunters’ headquarters all by himself, so when he finds himself caught, he can really only blame himself.

It shouldn’t surprise Stiles when the situation quickly goes from bad to worse as the hunters throw him to a feral werewolf waiting to tear him apart.

Sucks that it’s Derek, though.

Sourwolf Candy (Complete: 35,701: Mature)

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)

The One In Which Derek’s Dick Disappears (Complete: 3,382: Explicit)

Derek wakes up one afternoon without a particular appendage.

Stiles thinks someone left a very realistic looking dildo in his bed.

Critically Acclaimed Flirting (One Shot: 2,362: General)

When a grumpy stranger comes into his bakery, Stiles doesn’t give it a second thought. Except that he thinks about him all the time, falling hard. And then he gets the news that a critic is coming, cue the impending freak out.

The last temptation (Complete: 4,008: Explicit)

Derek always gets stuck between making too much noise or just gasping silently.

He knows he’d been making noise earlier; when Stiles walked them both into the bedroom he’d been humming into kisses and mumbling dry responses to Stiles saying he “had plans”; when Stiles tugged at his clothes he remembers he’d said something meant to pass for controlled about patience that had made Stiles roll his eyes.

And when Stiles pulled his mouth off Derek’s dick with a slurp so lewd it had to be at least half on purpose and told him to roll over with his voice gone rough, Derek’s sure he’d breathed out, “Yeah. Yeah okay.”

Significance (Complete: 8,001: Teen)

Ever since he almost got his family killed as a teenager, Derek Hale has tried to just keep to himself, and limit the damage he could do. Meeting Stiles Stilinski is the first time he’s wanted more than the quiet life he’s made for himself, but he doesn’t know how to ask for it.

It doesn’t help that a certain handsome deputy seems to be demanding an awful lot of Stiles’ time as well. Derek doesn’t know if

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There is a Brotherhood (Explicit | 21,004)

So far, college has taught Stiles three things:

1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.

2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.

3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.

Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott enter into a prank war with Derek Hale’s fraternity.


The Company I Keep (Explicit | 67,551)

Stiles has a favorite table at the library. Then some asshole comes along and steals it from him.


Losers (Teen | 34,234)

Where Derek is new to college, eager to spend his time learning, and Stiles is everything he didn’t want in a roommate. He’s loud, he’s into sports, and he keeps trying to make Derek do things.

Or, the one where Derek falls for a jock, Erica will cut you if you disturb her studying, and Jackson is a closeted romantic who pretends to hate everything.


Beauty and the Ex (Teen | 26,313)

Stiles doesn’t want to screw up his chances with Josh, so he does something he may regret: he goes to Derek Hale, Josh’s intimidating ex-boyfriend, for dating advice.

Things don’t go according to plan, but with a little magic (and werewolves) they might be all right.


The Hazards (and Benefits) of Channel-Surfing on Friday Night (Teen | 12,175)

He’s watching TV over the edge of his laptop when Scott brings up the fact that he’s still a lonely loser in his third year of college without a boyfriend which, while being completely true, is really fucking unappreciated. It sparks a desperate need to save what little manhood Stiles has and, before he knows it, he’s blurting, “I totally have a boyfriend, dude. Shows how much you know.”

How was he supposed to know Scott would doubt him? It’s not Stiles’ fault that someone named Derek Hale really exists. It’s also not his fault when his lie grows legs and runs so far he can’t find it, until it’s too late - too late and standing right in front of him, gorgeous and annoyed and not at all the person Stiles made him up to be.

Yeah, this could get bad.

It’s Called a Heart Boner (Teen | 26,784)

In which everyone and everything ever in the history of the world is trying to ruin Derek’s life before he can finish his master’s, especially his evil twin sister, his weird ability to start relationships on accident, his best friend’s obsession with his sex life, people with dimples, his subsequent inability to end relationships, manipulative sorority queens, and oh yeah, that stupid drunk ass freshman he keeps running into.

OR

The five times Derek saves a very drunk Stiles and the one time Stiles saves him back.

The Right Number (Teen | 30,377) 

When Stiles Stilinski’s phone gets switched at the gym, he really just wants it back. The last thing he’s expecting is to fall hopelessly in lust with the guy who’s got his phone.

So, of course, that’s exactly what happens.

Game On (Teen | 6,393)

Derek first sees him from across the quad four days into fall semester. He’s sitting on one of the long benches, a marker pen in his mouth, grinning at something the kid lounging on the bench beside him is saying. When he laughs properly he pulls the pen out and throws his head back, his neck a long, lean line Derek is entranced by. He flicks the page in his book and highlights something, tossing the cap up in the air and catching it with his teeth.

The Chemistry Between Us (Explicit | 26,041)  

Meeting Derek Hale wasn’t special, or frightening, or any of the other things everyone had made it out to be. It was, actually, pretty much the opposite. Stiles didn’t even realize the guy was Derek Hale until the moment had passed. Derek: the most infamous student at Beacon Hills University. Stiles: the freshman who falls for him anyway. Awkward encounters, concerned friends, and lots of not-so-casual sex ensue. (A ‘fuckbuddies to lovers’ college AU.)


Sourwolf Candy (Teen | 35, 701)

When the Sourwolf Candy franchise offers a $10,000 annual scholarship to the school of the winner’s choice, Stiles jumps at the chance to enter. It doesn’t matter that the other prizes are a day with one of the Hales and a lifetime supply of Sourwolf Candy. The sacrifices are worth it, because if there’s one thing that Stiles hates more than Sourwolf Candy, it’s Derek Hale.

So of course he has to spend a day with the guy who made the catchphrase ‘Don’t be such a Sourwolf’ popular: Sourfaced Derek Hale himself. If he doesn’t, he doesn’t get his scholarship money.

Derek just wants a little sugar. Or a lot of sugar, as the case may be.

A whole case of sugar.

(He stress-eats sugar, ok?)


Simply Math (Clean | 6,677) 

“It’s just math, Derek. It’s me and you; it’s not rocket science and it’s not Shakespeare. It’s basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add.”


sorry that the formatting’s a little weird, I had to do this manually off my phone and it wasn’t very efficient.