jooheon, if you want to rob a bank, you first tie a bow to a dog, bring it to the bank, watch everyone flock towards it and quietly empty the vault while everyone is taking turns petting it.
Minhyuk, 0.3 seconds later:
jOOHEON WHY ARE YOU PUTTING A BOWTIE ON ME
So. . . Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
I did. I broke it--
No, no you didn't. George?
Don't look at me. Look at Quill.
What? I didn't break it.
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
. . .Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Huh, that's suspicious.
No, it's not!
If it matters, probably not...Lockwood was the last one to use it.
LIAR! I don't even drink that crap!
Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, BOBBY!
Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Inspector.
No. Who broke it.
*whispering* Inspector Barnes, Lucy's been awfully quiet--
- a lot of arguing ensues -
*talking to the camera* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
- loud arguing from other room -
Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
tagged by @remembeo and @hongbins-wife 💛🌟☀️ this time my theme was freckles! (i love freckles so much it isnt funny)
i tag @xiaomitaozi and @huang-ztao cos I didn’t do you guys last time! now that makes me want to make another with tao and lay… and omg how could i forget my new kpop followers @elideer (omg acrush icon) @aholtie (ur header makes me wanna scream) @namdoyeon (i just wanna keep scrolling down ur blog) and @jelpi (yay a fellow starlight)!! @straightouttanarnia i didnt know u were into kpop yaassss
since it’s been a few months, screw it, i still wonder how the heck the insta bas fan accounts/bastillefr on twitterfound this picture. it’s from a christmas party dan was hosting & i will admit i am a nosy person, & i wanted to know where the source was from & let me tell u i tapped thru so many different instas accounts to finally find the source of the pic & there was no caption, dan was not tagged in it like ??? do they follow all of dans friends on insta or something that is crazy can y’all just let the boy live.