<b>Yuuri:</b> The stress of modern figure skating has caused me to go into a depression!!<p/><b>Yurio:</b> Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> Yurio, you ignorant slut.<p/></p>
Travis: Oh, come on, Katie, give me one good reason why you won’t go out with me.
Katie: Well, you’re a child of Hermes. So, you’ve got the god-complex, the cockiness, the whole “married to the pranks” thing. You’re cute, but you’re very, very aware of it. You have no idea what I’m like, so all of your feelings for me are coming from down there. [points at his crotch] But most of all, I’m looking for the real thing and you’re nothing but a little boy who’s not used to being told “no.” So there’s a bunch of reasons. Pick your favourite. [walks off]
Connor: I’d go with the “god-complex”… but it’s hard to choose, you know, they’re all so good.