Bucky: *licks the chip Steve is about to eat* I licked it, therefore it is mine.

Steve: *licks Bucky’s cheek*

Bucky, blushing: Well played.

Peter: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.

Rhodey: My favourite is ‘butt dial’ VS ‘booty call’.

Peter: It’s called connotation.

Tony: Also ‘forgive me father, for I have sinned’

Tony, smirking at Bucky: VS ‘sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty’.

Steve: Great news, language is now cancelled!

  • Bakugou: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like "look at this fucking flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I'm losing"
  • Kirishima: Wow you are not ready to hear about trees
  • HyunA: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine rolling up into hell already having had your back blown out by one of their own. Imagine you and a gang of other losers standin' at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? Legendary.
  • Hui: Please it is 4am, just go to sleep.
  • E'Dawn: No wait, she has a point! Please continue.

[Steven and Andrew driving together]

Steven: *quietly talking with Andrew*

[Ryan and Shane driving together]

Ryan: GODD*MNIT SHANE-

Shane, slamming on the pedal: IF YOU DONT STOP TALKING ILL RUN THIS CAR INTO A FCUKING WALL

Ryan: *screaming*