Because I know you. I know that expression. And I that means whatever you’re thinking is illegal.
*Luffy attempts to interrupt but Law continues.*
Furthermore the last time you had that expression Franky-ya ended up naked and tied to a flag pole. Sanji-ya almost bled out because of whatever he caught Robin-ya and Nami-ya doing. Chopper-ya smelled like something we should have been eating. Usopp-ya wound up married to three different people. Half of Brook-ya’s body was missing. And Zoro-ya ended up so lost it took us five hours to find him and he wasn’t even on the same island we started on!