source: groundhog day the musical

Who is that?⁽ᵂʰᵒ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ⁾

Emerging from his burrow!

Who can see today what we won’t see until

t o m o r r o w ?

sʜᴀᴍᴀɴ of the sʜᴀᴅᴏᴡs

ⓈⓅⓇⒾⓃⒼⒺⓇ of the ⓈⓅⓇⒾⓃⒼ!

C                          ’                          M                           O                          N

Is it a SQUIRREL?
Is it a BEAVER?

kinda both

BUT NOT QUITE EITHER

i refuse to have dear evan hansen sweep the tonys like it did the audience choice awards. all of the shows nominated are just as good, if not better, than dear evan hansen and are deserving of recognition. give groundhog day its recognition. give come from away its recognition. give falsettos its recognition. great comet. anastastia. miss saigon. ALL OF THESE SHOWS DESERVE RECOGNITION! i will not let dear evan hansen rob them of it

Favourite Out of Context Musical Lines

“Sometimes my father appeared to enjoy having children”

“A Russian rat is clever”

“You want a box of condoms?”

“WE ARE ALL FREAKING THE FUCK OUT”

“My sister’s hot,” “WHAT THE HELL”

“I once masturbated seven times”

“My son’s a little shit”

“Sit down John, you fat motherfucker!”

“Yeah, I’m a streetlight”

“I think your pants look hot”

“Oh what a lovely day for a totally illegal lovely getaway!”

“Is it a squirrel? Is it a beaver?”

“That’s a moose…”

“You got to bury your mama”

your fave is problematic: phil connors
  • some days he goes out without pants
  • slept with ninety percent of women in punxsutawney between eighteen and eighty-four and one dude when he was bored
  • has stolen eighteen million bucks
  • once masturbated seven times in the bath in one evening
  • has started seven hundred fights
  • has wasted endless nights getting wasted contemplating different ways to suicide
  • has tried every food and every drink and every cheat and every choice a thousand times
  • daily eats about a dozen donuts and he doesn’t know why