source: dragon ball z abridged

  • Shiro: We’re here to stop the senseless slaughter of this planet’s inhabitants!
  • Zarkon: 92.
  • Shiro: This has gone on for too long, and now you’re going to pay!
  • Zarkon: 355.
  • Shiro: We are… We… What are you?
  • Zarkon: No. Go on. Continue. Don’t mind me.
  • Shiro: And… we are the ones who will stop you!
  • Zarkon: Oh, wow. 419.
  • Shiro: That’s it! What the hell are you doing?
  • Zarkon: Oh, sorry. It’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started keeping a mental list of how often I hear certain lines.
  • Shiro: You… You insane bastard!
  • Zarkon: 190.
  • Shiro: Yeah? Well, uh… we’re going to… FUCK YOUR FACE!
  • Zarkon: Oh, oh, my! 12.
  • Tracer: We’re here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people!
  • Reaper: 92.
  • Tracer: This has gone on for too long, and now you’re going to pay!
  • Reaper: 355.
  • Tracer: We are… We… What are you..?
  • Reaper: No, go on. Continue. Don’t mind me.
  • Tracer: And… we are the ones who will stop you!
  • Reaper: Oh, wow! 419.
  • Tracer: That’s it! What the hell are you doing?
  • Reaper: Oh, sorry. It’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started keeping a mental list of how often I hear certain lines.
  • Tracer: You… You insane bastard!
  • Reaper: 190.
  • Tracer: Yeah? Well, uh… we’re going to… FUCK YOUR FACE!
  • Reaper: Oh, my!
  • Reaper: 12.
  • Jedi: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!
  • Darth Revan: Ninety-two.
  • Jedi: This has gone on for too long. And now, you’re going to pay!
  • Darth Revan: Three hundred and fifty-five.
  • Jedi: We are...we...What are you-
  • Darth Revan: No, go on, continue, don’t mind me.
  • Jedi: And...and...we are the ones who will stop you!
  • Darth Revan: Oh, wow, four hundred and nineteen.
  • Jedi: What the hell are you doing?!
  • Darth Revan: Oh, sorry, it’s a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I’ve heard certain lines.
  • Jedi: You- You insane monster!
  • Darth Revan: One hundred and ninety.
  • Jedi: Yeah? Well...uh...we’re going to...FUCK YOUR FACE!
  • Darth Revan: Hah! Twelve.