Bucky: So I heard that you and Stephen got into a “little” fight yesterday? What was that all about?

Tony: *is clearly pissed of because of the fight about who could get the soft pillow* You spend so much time with your ear to the pavement, it’s a pity a truck hasn’t run over your head.

Rantaro:

 Oh! Also, Miu’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle so she wants us to take it out once a day. *throws the keys to Shuichi* Here.


Shuichi:

 I think you should do this. You’re more the biker type. I’ve seen you use a toothpick in public. *throws the keys to Rantaro*


Rantaro:

 Motorcycles are death machines. I have at least eight sisters. I’m not risking it! *throws the keys to Shuichi*


Shuichi:

 Are you saying…My life matters less because I don’t conform to society’s heteronormative child centric ideals?


Rantaro:

…Are you really playing the gay card right now!?


Shuichi:

 Yas, queen. *throws the keys to Rantaro*


Rantaro:

…………………


Shuichi:

 *epic finger snap* 

Dean: You and Jody follow the werewolf.

Sam: Right, and you and Cas follow your hearts.

Dean: No! We’re gonna stay with the package.

Sam: And each other, forever.

  • Delphi: So I texted Victoire, and she hasn't texted me back. I can't believe I'm asking this, but can you help me?
  • Teddy: Oh, Del, yes. I am the perfect person for this job. Okay, let's get busy. What was her initial text?
  • Delphi: "I can't believe I miss you this much after three hours, X.O."
  • Teddy: X.O.? Girl, marry her. What'd you write back?
  • Delphi: ..."Haha, lame."
  • Teddy: [horrified]
  • Delphi: It's a joke. I was insulting her. Y'know, flirting.

Thorne, at Cinder and Kai’s wedding: So we have good news and we have great news. The good news is we found the ring. The gray news is that we’ll never lose it again.

Cinder: What are you trying to say?

Cress: The ring is stuck on his finger. I told him not to be cute about it.

Thorne, offended: I’m cute about everything.