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  • Erik: I can assure you I mean you no harm.
  • Christine Daaè: Who are you?
  • Erik: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
  • Christine: Well I can see that.
  • Erik: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
  • Christine: ... Oh. Right.
  • Alec: Magnus kissed me.
  • Jace: Ohmygodohmygod
  • Isabelle: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Jace, get the wine. Alec, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
  • Alec: Oh, it ended very well.
  • Jace: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
  • Isabelle: Ok, all right, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
  • Alec: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
  • Isabelle: Ok, so, were you holding him? Or were his hands like on you?
  • Alec: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were on my shoulders.
  • Isabelle and Jace: Ohhhhh.
  • In the next room [Magnus eating while Raphael swirls a goblet]
  • Magnus: And, uh, and then I kissed him.
  • Raphael: Tongue?
  • Magnus: Yeah.
  • Raphael: Cool.
  • Nico: I don't have to control my anger
  • Nico: everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off
  • Will: I think it's time to talk about your people skill
  • McCree: (opens fridge door) …Why is peacekeeper in the fridge?
  • Mercy: You were giggling and said ‘this is really gonna confuse me tomorrow’. Apparently, drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
  • McCree: This explains so much.
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