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It’s okay, I miss home too.

Iverson: Well they finally caught the thief

Lance: Wow they’re really going to expel him just for stealing pudding cups and toilet paper

Iverson: No he was caught taking parts from the engineering rooms

Lance:

Keith:

Iverson: …Have you two been stealing pudding cups and toilet paper?

Keith: What? No. We uh we hate pudding and we don’t um we don’t use…toilet paper

Iverson:

Lance: We have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt

Iverson: Bidet

Lance and Keith: Bidet to you too, sir