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  • Namjoon: They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine
  • Hoseok: They call me coffee 'cause I keep you up past 2AM
  • Yoongi: They call me coffee, because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
  • Cassian: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
  • Cassian: Mor, codename "Been there, done that".
  • Cassian: Nesta is "Currently doing that".
  • Cassian: Amren is "It happened once in a dream".
  • Cassian: Rhys, codename "If I had to pick a dude".
  • Cassian: Azriel is "Eagle Two".
  • Azriel: Oh, thank god.

Manon: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Manon: Not you, Elide. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled that you’re here.

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Jungkook:</b> I'm having Yugyeom over don't embarrass me.<p/><b></b> *20 minutes later Jin heelys into the room*<p/><b>Seokjin:</b> Do you guys wanna YOLO?<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Feyre: Hey Azriel, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 pm on Friday?

Azriel: Yes?

Feyre: What about you Mor?

Mor: Yeah, I am.

Feyre: Great! Because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date

Mor: Did she just-

Aelin: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Manon: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Elide: Lorcan tripped and fell in a river.

  • <p> <b>Jungkook:</b> Hey everyone don't freak out. A cop is bringing me home.<p/><b>Officer:</b> I pulled Jungkook over for running a stop sign, on a motorcycle without plates or a VIN number. In a jacket that said "Pussy Magnet".<p/><b>Seokjin:</b> WHAT!<p/><b>Namjoon:</b> My god, that's a lot to process.<p/></p>
  • Jimin: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
  • Jungkook: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
  • Namjoon: Tackle him.
  • Yoongi: Dump him.
  • Hoseok: Kick him in the shin.
  • Taehyung: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Rhys: [sarcastically] Oh, have I told you how attractive you are Feyre?

Feyre: No.

Cassian: You told me she was cute.

Rhys: No, I didn’t.

Cassian: Yeah I remember because you told me not to say anything in front of Feyre.