Nothing, it’s just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.
[During the exchange of votes at Bokuto and Akaashi's wedding. Bokuto asked Kuroo to write something because he didn't know what to write]
[reading] Akaashi, I love that you get cold when it's seventy-one degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich.
[Kuroo is seen mouthing along.]
[continuing] I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. [Akaashi furrows his brow at him] Yeah, like you got right now! Just like that one! I love that you're the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
Dude, I'm workin' here. [continues] And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's our rehearsal dinner. I came here tonight because, when you realize you wanna spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
[The music sickeningly stops on Akaashi's cold expression. The gathered guests look similarly nonplussed. Kuroo, however, claps enthusiastically.]
That's the speech from 'When Harry Met Sally'.
Tumblr Fact or Fiction - Doctor Who - David hadn’t seen Billie since Doomsday, and was surprised when she appeared on the deserted street while filming The Stolen Earth
When the post making this claim first started making its rounds on Tumblr, many of us laughed it off because we knew it was completely false/made up. But the post caught on and became popular, worming its way into the fanbase as fact and showing up elsewhere online. Even though it is entirely untrue, many people believe it (and spread it!) Sure, it’s a semi-romantic notion (if you don’t get offended on David’s behalf that some people don’t think he can act unless he’s tricked into an emotional situation). The truth of the matter is, the claim above is so very far from the actual truth - and there are plenty of ways to prove it.
Let’s break it down piece by piece.
Fallacy #1: David hadn’t seen Billie since they filmed Doomsday
Fact: David and Billie saw each other plenty of times between the end of filming on Series Two and Billie’s times filming in Series Four. According to the Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition - Series Two Companion, the final block of recording on series two ended Friday, March 31st of 2006. A list of just some of the occasions when David and Billie were seen together after this (without getting into stalker-ish territory) include:
June 2006 - David presented Billie with her award at the Glamour Awards ceremony
September 4, 2006 - David and Billie attended the TV Quick/TV Choice Awards together (and both won)
October 31, 2006 - David and Billie attended National Television Awards together (and both won, as did Doctor Who)
early 2007 - David attended the play “Treats” starring Billie & Laurence Fox and left with them both after the play
Dec 31, 2007 - David attended Billie’s wedding to Laurence Fox
Fact: Doomsday wasn’t even the last episode shot in Series Two. The production team scheduled filming on all of the Cyberman episodes together in a block - so Rise of the Cyberman/The Age of Steel/Army of Ghosts/Doomsday were filmed together in the middle of the shooting schedule. The last episodes filmed for Series Two were the Impossible Planet/Satan Pit two-parter. You can see evidence of this on David Tennant’s video diaries for the series – where he discussed filming Billie’s goodbye on the beach when they were really only halfway through the shoot, as well as Billie’s emotional final scenes for Satan Pit (and all of the exact shooting dates are available in the DWM Series Two Companion guide as well).
Fallacy #2: David was surprised to see Billie when he turned around on that deserted street in The Stolen Earth
Fact: Billie’s first scene filmed for The Stolen Earth was David’s regeneration on the TARDIS set (which was filmed Friday, February 22nd, 2008 - according to the Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition Series Four Companion). The goodbye-on-the-beach scene was recorded on March 5th. The running-in-the-street scenes weren’t filmed until March 13th (and ran overnight into March 14th). Basically, the street scenes were among the last scenes shot for the two-parter – David and Billie had already been on set together for nearly a month before he turned around to see her walking toward him on that deserted street.
Fact: The fact that Billie and the other companions were returning for the finale leaked in the press before the episodes even started filming. The Daily Star leaked the returning cast information on October 8, 2007 (4 months before they would begin filming the two-parter). In November (the 25th) The Daily Express claimed that Russell T Davies and David Tennant had persuaded Billie to return as Rose, with the Daily Mirror and Daily Mail not far behind with similar claims about Billie and David reuniting. It would be a pretty sad state of affairs if all of the tabloids knew that Billie was back before David did.
Fact: Billie always knew she was coming back (and David did too). From the Series Four Companion: “I knew I was coming back when I knew I was leaving,” explained Billie on Doctor Who Confidential, thinking back to her departure, which had been shot in January 2006, “We all made a little pact that I’d come back and do a few more. I really love lying to journalists when they ask me if I’m coming back. I’m sorry that I lied to fans, but I think it was a surprise worth waiting for.”
Fact: According to Russell T. Davies’ book,The Writer’s Tale, Davies was having trouble writing the Journey’s End Bad Wolf Bay scene. Before shooting on the two-parter began, Julie had mentioned that the Bad Wolf Bay scene as originally scripted just wasn’t working for her, and David had weighed in as well, saying it was tragic - and then Davies obsessed over it for a month (according to the time stamps on the e-mails in the book), agreeing with Julie that Rose wouldn’t go with Doctor #2, mentioning at one point that “I just realised, my plan to make the Bad Wolf Bay scene work - the one involving Voidstuff - won’t work, because I’d forgotten that Mickey has to be free to stay in our universe. Bollocks. Julie’s upset. She’s saying, ‘Leave Mickey in the parallel universe,’ and I’m saying, ‘Too late! We promised Noel that we’d bring him back in Torchwood Series Three.’ Then later, in an e-mail dated March 1st, 2008, he tells Benjamin Cook that he’s re-written the scene again, giving more of the decision to Rose to put her in control - and that now, “Julie is happy, David is happy, phew, good.” Not only was David fully aware that Billie was in the script, he was concerned/had input on her goodbye scene (and all of that was well before filming the street scene).
In Conclusion: There’s absolutely nothing correct about that statement. Doctor Who is a television show, and David and Billie are professional actors (who must be booked well in advance, and who are given scripts containing their lines/the plot). They can act hurt without actually being hurt, look sad even when they’re happy inside, and can appear to be surprised/thrilled to see each other even though they’ve been filming together for weeks. They are also friends who get together socially, as well as making various public appearances together between the end of Series Two and filming on Series Four. Both Billie and David always knew that Billie would be coming back, and Billie had been back and filming scenes for Series 4 (including other scenes with David) long before the infamous deserted-street scene was shot.
Disclaimer: I make no claim of being the keeper of all Doctor Who knowledge, and I’m certainly not perfect, but I am happy to share the sources that I’m aware of and provide a place to gather evidence as to the veracity (or lack thereof) of these claims. I’m always open to other evidence that can shed light on the matter (but in this case the statement in question really is just totally made up and inaccurate)
Sources for this post:
David Tennant Series Two video diaries (on the Series 2 DVD boxed set)
Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition - Series Four Companion
Doctor Who Magazine Special Edition - Series Two Companion
The Writer’s Tale - Russell T. Davies and Benjamin Cook