soup on the rocks

The Rolling Stones for Goats Head Soup photoshoot by David Bailey, 1973

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Sub-Zero making tea for Scorpion is my favorite thing from the entire story mode of Mortal Kombat X to be completely honest.

People are pissed that Warped isn’t featuring any of the usual main stage bands this year, but I’m actually kind of stoked? This is one of the most eclectic and heavy lineups I’ve seen in a while and I’ve heard some of the side stage bands are actually pretty banging. Change is good guys.

Based of this headcannon!


“Alright fellas and Molly, but I promised me mum that’d I help her put soup on the barbie!” Richie said, climbing off rock he was lounging on. He slyly unlocked his intertwined fingers with Eddie.

“What the hell voice is that supposed to be?” Eddie asked with an amused smirk.

“Yeah was it supposed to be British or Australian?” Mike asked.

“Ahh would ye lads and lady like to know!” Richie said, giving a little dance and tipping an imaginary hat.

“I don’t think you even know.” Stan quipped, earning tounge out from Richie.

“Whatever I’ll see you guys later.” Richie said, leaning down to peck Eddie on the corner of his mouth. 

Eddie froze as did his heart in his chest. Richie pulled away, his blown up eyes somehow even bigger. The two boys looked over to see the rest of the Losers staring at them in shock. That’s when Richie let out a big guffaw. 

“I just… I love you guys so much!” Richie exclaimed, jumping around and pecking his fellow friends on the cheek. “You know after all the shit we’ve been through… everyday’s a blessing! What does the bible say, no offense Stan, love thy neighbor and some shit?” Richie finished kissing them and stood there slightly out of breath. 

The Losers looked at him in confusion except Eddie who just shook his head.

“Uh well see ya guys!” Richie said before running off.

Eddie tried to hide his blushing cheeks and laid back down. He could feel the rest of them staring at him, but hoped and prayed they wouldn’t look into it. 

“D-d-does Richie really t-t-think we’re that d-dumb?” Bill said before they all burst out into laughter. Eddie groaned loudly, covering his face.

“Goddamn it Richie.”


Big thanks to @grownups-are-the-real-monsters for the headcannon!

The Rolling Stones pose for Goats Head Soup , 1973

Ultimate BOTW Food Guide

Making this list (mostly for my forgetful ass) in hopes that this will help people in their culinary side of the adventure, and as a way to help keep track of what to use in certain recipes. If there is any recipe that I missed, please let me know so I can add it. WARNING: This list is going to be HELLA fucking long. 


Veggies & Fruit;

Apple Pie: Apple, Goat Goat Butter, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat.

Baked Apple: Apple shot w/fire arrow.

Baked Fortified Pumpkin: Fortified Pumpkin shot w/fire arrow. 

Baked Palm Fruit: Palm Fruit shot w/fire arrow.

Carrot Cake: Any Carrot, Goat Butter, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat.

Carrot Stew: Any Carrot, Goat Butter, Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat.

Charred Pepper: Spicy pepper shot w/fire arrow. 

Chilly Simmered Fruit: Hydromelon.

Copious Fried Wild Greens: Any for different Herbs, Veggies, or Flowers.

Copious Mushroom Skewers: Any four different Mushrooms.

Copious Simmered Fruit: Four different Fruits.

Creamy Heart Soup: Any Radish, Hydromelon, Voltfruit, Fresh Milk.

Cream of Mushroom: Any Mushroom, Any other Veggie, Fresh Milk, Rock Salt.

Cream of Vegetable Soup: Any herb OR Veggie, Fresh Milk, Rock Salt.

Curry Pilaf: Hylian Rice, Goron Spice, Goat Butter.

Enduring Carrot Cake: Endura Carrot, Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Cane Sugar.

Energizing Honeyed Apple: Apple, Courser Bee Honey.

Fragrant Mushroom Saute: Any Mushroom, Goron Spice.

Fried Bananas: Mighty Bananas, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat.

Fried Wild Greens: Any Veggie, Flower, or Herb combo.

Fruit & Mushroom Mix: Apple, Hylain Shroom.

Fruitcake: Wildberry OR Apple, Any other fruit, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat.

Fruit Pie: Any fruit Excluding apple and pumpkin, Goat Butter, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat. 

Glazed Mushrooms: Any Mushroom, Courser Bee Honey.

Glazed Veggies: Any Vegetable, Courser Bee Honey.

Hasty Fried Wild Greens: Swift Carrot.

Hasty Simmered Fruit: Apple, Fleet-Lotus Seeds.

Hearty Fried Wild Greens: Hearty Radish.

Hearty Mushroom Skewer: Hearty Truffle.

Hearty Simmered Fruit: Hearty Durian.

Herb Saute: Any Veggie, Goron Spice.

Honeyed Apple: Apple, Courser Bee Honey.

Honeyed Fruits: Any fruit Excluding Apples, Courser Bee Honey.

Hot Buttered Apple: Goat Butter, Apple.

Mighty Simmered Fruit: Might Bananas

Mushroom Omelet: Any Mushroom, Bird Egg, Goat Butter, Rock Salt.

Mushroom Rice Balls: Hylian Rice, Any Mushroom.

Mushroom Risotto: Any Mushroom, Hylian Rice, Goat Butter, Rock Salt.

Mushroom Skewer: Any Mushroom.

Nutcake: Any nut, Goat Butter, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat. 

Pumpkin Stew: Fortified Pumpkin, Goat Butter, Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat.

Pumpkin Pie: Fortified Pumpkin, Goat Butter, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat.

Roasted Acorn: Acorn shot w/fire arrow.

Roasted Big Radish: Big Radish shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Endura Carrot: Endura Carrot shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Hearty Durian: Hearty Durian shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Hydromelon: Hydromelon shot w/fire arrow.

Roasted Lotus Seeds: Lotus Seeds shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Mighty Bananas: Mighty Bananas shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Radish: Hearty Radish shot w/fire arrow.

Roasted Swift Carrot: Swift Carrot shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Tree Nut: Chickaloo Tree Nut shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Voltfruit: Voltfruit shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Wildberry: Wildberry shot w/fire arrow. 

Salt-Grilled Greens: Rock Salt, any Veggie.

Salt Grilled-Mushrooms: Any Mushroom, Rock Salt.

Sauteed Nuts: Any Nut.

Sauteed Peppers; Spicy Peppers.

Simmered Fruit: Apple.

Sneaky Fried Wild Greens: Blue Nightshade.

Spicy Simmered Fruit: Apple, Spicy Pepper.

Steamed Fruit: Any Fruit, Any Veggie, Flower, or Herb.

Steamed Mushrooms: Apple, Stamella Shroom, Blue Nightshade.

Toasted Big Hearty Truffle: Big Hearty Truffle shot w/fire arrow. 

Toasted Hearty Truffle: Hearty Truffle shot w/fire arrow.

Toasty Chillshroom: Chillshroom shot w/fire arrow.

Toasty Endura Shroom: Endura Shroom shot w/fire arrow.

Toasty Hylian Shroom: Hylain Shroom shot w/fire arrow,

Toasty Ironshroom: Ironshroom shot w/fire arrow.

Toasty Razorshroom: Razorshroom shot w/fire arrow. 

Toasty Rushroom: Rushroom shot w/fire arrow. 

Toasty Silent Shroom: Silent Shroom shot w/fire arrow.

Toasty Stamella Shroom: Stamella Shroom shot w/fire arrow. 

Toasty Sunshroom: Sunshroom shot w/fire arrow.

Toasty Zapshroom: Zapshroom shot w/fire arrow. 

Tough Fried Wild Greens: Fortified Pumpkin.

Tough Mushroom Skewer: Ironshroom.

Tough Salt-Grilled Mushrooms: Ironshroom, Rock Salt.

Vegetable Curry: Any Carrot OR Pumpkin, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice.

Vegetable Omelet: Any Veggie, Bird Egg, Goat Butter, Hylian Rice, Rock Salt.

Vegetable Rice Balls: Hylian Rice, any Veggie or Herb.

Veggie Risotto: Any carrot or pumpkin, goat butter, hylian rice, rock salt.

Wildberry Crepe: Wildberry, Fresh Milk, Cane Sugar, Bird Egg, Tabantha Wheat.


Seafood

Blackened Crab: Any Crab shot w/fire arrow. 

Blueshell Escargot: Hearty Blueshell Snail w/fire arrow. 

Clam Chowder: Hearty Blueshell Snail, Goat Butter, Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat.

Crab Omelet w/Rice: Any Crab, Bird Egg, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice.

Crab Risotto: Any Crab, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice, Goat Butter.

Crab Stir-Fry: Any Crab, Goron Spice.

Creamy Seafood Soup: Any Seafood, any Herb, Rock Salt, Fresh Milk.

Copious Fish Skewers: Any four different Fish.

Energizing Fish and Mushroom Skewer: Stamella Shroom, Hyrule Bass.

Fish and Mushroom Skewer: Fleet-Lotus Seeds, Zapshroom, Staminoka Bass.

Fish Skewer: Hryule Bass.

Fish Pie: Any Seafood, Rock Salt, Goat Butter, Tabantha Rice.

Frozen Bass: Hyrule Bass shot w/ice arrow.

Frozen Carp: Any Carp shot w/ice arrow. 

Frozen Crab: Any Crab shot w/ice arrow.

Frozen Hearty Bass: Hearty Bass shot w/ice arrow. 

Frozen Hearty Salmon: Any Salmon shot w/ice arrow. 

Frozen Porgy: Any Porgy shot w/ice arrow.

Frozen River Snail: Any Snail shot w/ice arrow.

Frozen Trout: Any Trout shot w/fire arrow. 

Glazed Seafood: Courser Bee Honey, any Seafood.

Hasty Fish and Mushroom Skewer: Fleet-Lotus Seeds, Hylian Shroom, Hyrule Bass.

Icy Hearty Blueshell Snail: Hearty Blueshell Snail shot w/ice arrow. 

Mighty Crab Risotto: Hylian Rice, Goat Butter, Rock Salt, Razorclaw Crab.

Pepper Seafood: Mighty Carp, Spicy Pepper, Hyrule Herb, Hylian Shroom. 

Porgy Meuniere: Any Porgy, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat.

Roasted Bass: Hyrule Bass shot w/fire arrow.

Roasted Carp: Any Carp shot w/fire arrow.

Roasted Hearty Bass: Any Bass except Hyrule Bass, shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Hearty Salmon: Salmon shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Porgy: Any Porgy shot w/fire arrow.

Roasted Trout: Any Trout shot w/fire arrow.

Salmon Meuniere: Hearty Salmon, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat.

Salmon Risotto: Hearty Salmon, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice, Goat Butter.

Salt-Grilled Crab: Any Crab, Rock Salt.

Salt-Grilled Fish: Spicy Pepper, Rushroom, Rock Salt, Armored Carp.

Seafood Curry: Hearty Blueshell Snail or any Porgy, Hylian Rice, Goron Spice.

Seafood Meuniere: Any Seafood Excluding Hearty Salmon or Porgy, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat.

Seafood Fried Rice: Hearty Blueshell Snail or any Porgy, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice.

Seafood Paella: Any Porgy, Hearty Blueshell Snail, Rock Salt, Goat Butter, Hylian Rice.

Seafood Rice Balls: Ironshroom, Swift Carrot, Hylian Rice, Staminoka Bass.

Seafood Skewer: Any Snail or Crab.

Sneaky River Escargot: Sneaky River Snail shot w/fire arrow. 

Spicy Pepper Seafood: Hyrule Bass, Spicy Pepper.

Steamed Fish: Apple, Hyrule Herb, Hyrule Bass.

Tough Fish and Mushroom Skewer: Hylian Shroom, Armored Carp.


Poultry & Meat

Copious Meat Skewers: Any four different Meats.

Creamy Meat Soup: Any Meat, any Herb or Veggie, Fresh Milk, Rock Salt.

Enduring Steamed Meat: Endura Carrot, Raw Meat. 

Energizing Glazed Meat: Raw Meat, Courser Bee Honey.

Energizing Meat & Seafood Fry: Raw Meat, Bright-Eyed Crab.

Energizing Meaty Rice Balls: Raw Meat, Hylian Rice, Courser Bee Honey.

Frozen Bird Drumstick: Raw Bird Drumstick shot w/ice arrow.

Frozen Bird Thigh: Raw Bird Thigh shot w/ice arrow. 

Frozen Whole Bird: Raw Whole Bird shot w/ice arrow.

Glazed Meat: Hearty Truffle, Raw Meat, Courser Bee Honey.

Gourmet Meat Curry: Raw Gourmet Meat, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice.

Gourmet Meat & Rice Bowl: Raw Gourmet Meat, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice.

Gourmet Meat & Seafood Fry: Raw Gourmet Meat, any Seafood. 

Gourmet Meat Stew: Raw Gourmet Meat, Fresh Milk, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat.

Gourmet Poultry Curry: Raw Whole Bird, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice.

Gourmet Poultry Pilaf: Raw Whole Bird, Bird Egg, Goat Butter, Hylian Rice. 

Gourmet Spiced Meat Skewer: Raw Gourmet Meat, Goron Spice. 

Hearty Meat Skewer: Hearty Durian, Raw Meat.

Icy Gourmet Meat: Raw Gourmet Meat shot w/fire arrow. 

Icy Meat: Raw Meat shot w/ice arrow.

Icy Prime Meat: Raw Prime Meat shot w/ice arrow. 

Meat Curry: Raw Meat, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice. 

Meat & Mushroom Skewer: Hylian Shroom, Raw Meat.

Meat & Seafood Fry: Raw Meat, any Seafood.

Meat Pie: Any Meat, Goat Butter, Rock Salt, Tabantha Wheat.

Meat Skewer: Raw Bird Drumstick.

Meat Stew: Raw Meat, Fresh Milk, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat.

Meat-Stuffed Pumpkins: Any Meat, Fortified Pumpkins.

Meat & Rice Bowl: Raw Meat, Rock Salt, Hylian Rice. 

Meaty Rice Balls: Raw Meat, Hylian Rice. 

Pepper Steak: Spicy Pepper, Mighty Thistle, Raw Bird Drumstick. 

Prime Meat Curry: Raw Prime Meat, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice.

Prime Meat & Rice Bowl: Raw Prime Meat, Goron Spice. 

Prime Meat & Seafood Fry: Raw Bird Thigh, any Seafood.

Prime Meat Stew: Raw Prime Meat, Fresh Milk, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat. 

Prime Poultry Curry: Raw Bird Thigh, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice. 

Prime Poultry Pilaf: Raw Bird Thigh, Bird Egg, Goat Butter, Hylian Rice. 

Prime Spiced Meat Skewer: Raw Prime Meat, Goron Spice. 

Poultry Curry: Raw Bird Drumstick, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice. 

Poultry Pilaf: Raw Bird Drumstick, Bird Egg, Goat Butter, Hylian Rice. 

Roasted Bird Drumstick:  Raw Bird Drumstick shot w/fire arrow. 

Roasted Bird Thigh: Raw Bird Thigh shot w/fire arrow. 

Salt-Grilled Gourmet Meat: Raw Gourmet Meat, Rock Salt.

Salt-Grilled Meat: Raw Meat, Rock Salt.

Salt-Grilled Prime Meat: Raw Prime Meat, Rock Salt.

Seared Gourmet Steak: Raw Gourmet Meat.

Seared Prime Steak: Raw Prime Meat.

Seared Steak: Raw Meat.

Spiced Meat Skewer: Raw Meat, Goron Spice.

Spicy Meat & Mushroom Skewer: Sunshroom, Raw Meat.

Spicy Pepper Steak: Spicy Pepper, Raw Bird Drumstick.

Spicy Meat & Seafood Fry: Hyrule Bass, Raw Meat, Spicy Pepper.

Spicy Salt-Grilled Prime Meat: Spicy Pepper, Raw Prime Meat, Rock Salt.

Spicy Meat & Seafood Fry: Hyrule Bass, Raw Meat, Spicy Pepper. 

Spicy Pepper Steak: Spicy Pepper, Raw Bird Drumstick.

Spicy Salt-Grilled Meat: Spicy Pepper, Raw Prime Meat, Rock Salt.

Spicy Salt-Grilled Prime Meat: Spicy Pepper, Raw Prime Meat, Rock Salt.

Steamed Meat: Any Meat, any Veggie or Herb.

Tough Meat-Stuffed Pumpkin: Fortified Pumpkin, Raw Bird Drumstick.

Tough Meaty Rice Balls: Ironshroom, Raw Meat, Hylian Rice.

Tough Prime Meat and Rice Bowl: Ironshroom, Raw Prime Meat, Hylian Rice, Rock Salt.

Tough Steamed Meat: Armoranth, Raw Meat

Eggs

Campfire Egg: Bird Egg shot w/fire arrow. 

Egg Pudding: Bird Egg, Fresh Milk, Cane Sugar.

Egg Tart: Bird Egg, Goat Butter, Cane Sugar, Tabantha Wheat.

Fried Egg & Rice: Hylian Rice, Bird Egg.

Hard Boiled Egg: Egg. Use hot springs.

Hearty Omelet: Hearty Truffle, Bird Egg.

Mighty Fried Egg & Rice: Hylian Rice, Bird Egg, Mighty Porgy.

Omelet: Bird Egg.

Desert

Plain Crepe: Tabantha Wheat, Fresh Milk, Bird Egg, Cane Sugar.

Honey Crepe: Courser Bee Honey, Cane Sugar, Fresh Milk, Bird Egg, Tabantha Wheat.

Honey Candy: Courser Bee Honey.

Other

Dubious Food: Anything inedible, incompatible, monster parts or two+ items with different effects.

Enduring Milk: Enduring Carrot, Fresh Milk.

Fairy Tonic: Fairy, any Gem or Monster Part. 

Monster Cake: Monster Extract, Cane Sugar, Goat Butter, Tabantha Wheat.

Monster Curry: Monster Extract, Goron Spice, Hylian Rice. 

Monster Rice Balls: Monster Extract, Hylian Rice, Rock Salt.

Monster Soup: Monster Extract, Goat Butter, Fresh Milk, Tabantha Wheat.

Monster Stew: Monster Extract, any Meat, any Seafood.

Rock-Hard Food: Gems, Wood.

Warm Milk: Fresh Milk.

Wheat Bread: Tabantha Wheat, Rock Salt.

When I’m dying with this everlasting flu (yes I am sick again for the one hundred time) and my sister (who is ten years younger than me) comes in with her homemade soup, just one of the reason why she rocks!. When caring runs in the family, it grows the tree. 🌷🍵 –

very literal descriptions of a few Stones albums
  • England's Newest Hitmakers: hey guise!!1!1 let's form a band even though we're super broke! it's totally fine, Keith can steal food for us!!
  • Satanic Majesties: if you drop acid and use a sitar... you're automatically the Beatles!1! we are all huge fans of holographic shiny things and our setup for the album cover is homemade!! we told Brian to come dressed as normal for this shoot! haha #Sgt.ppr's4lyfe!1!1!
  • Let it Bleed: varying degrees of hillbilly and stuff that's actually cool. Brian is usually too stoned to cooperate.
  • Sticky Fingers: Andy Warhol!!1!1 How to be cool 101!! no that is not Mick's crotch and ass. :))):):):)
  • Exile on Main Street: ok guys, we gotta be cool and badass now which is exactly why we're gonna have Keith write Happy. more hillbilly stuff, Keith's backing vocals are 3x higher than Mick's vocals.
  • Goats Head Soup: No Inflatable Penis On Stage Pls. "Star Star" (what?).
  • It's Only Rock n' Roll: average Stones but of course Mick Taylor decides to steal my soul with Time Waits For No One
  • Some Girls: Mick can't keep up with all 19387382 women he's juggling. Petrol Blues is just 1:35 of Mick ranting in some kind of accent that actually isn't his.
  • Emotional Rescue: Mick's pissed about some other girl. pretty good. Dance Pt. 1 is just mostly yelling but Keith's whistle tho.
  • Tattoo You: Heaven is very soothing to listen to and so is Waiting For a Friend...tits and ass, dead men cumming?¿
  • Blue and Lonesome: WELL GOSH GOLLY NEW STUFF. old men have a gr8 time and Mick kills me with his harmonica and then reincarnates me with his harmonica and then proceeds to kill me again. Ronnie's instagram post of his twins holding the LP also kills me.
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Who even needs that many napkins?

Fluff. Restaurant AU. 1,307 words.

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Being a waitress sucks.

It’s been three months, and you’re still struggling with how to balance six different dishes on your arms without tripping and spilling. Also, you’d really appreciate it if customers gave a bigger tip. Or stopped taking out a bunch of napkins from the dispensers and then leaving a stack of unused ones behind.

Seriously, if people aren’t going to use them all, why do they always take out a gazillion of  them?

Trees are being killed for the sake of unused napkins? What a bunch of forest murderers.

“Excuse me, waitress!”

Sighing, you quickly turn your frown into a tight smile and waltz over to the customer’s table. “Yes, are you ready to order?”

Under other circumstances, you would be ogling this boy because oh man, he is probably one of the most handsome male specimens whom you had the pleasure of laying your eyes on. Granted, the six other boys sitting with him are extremely nice to look at as well, but he is just the embodiment of Adonis.

Keep reading

Because you still need to stay punk during the holidays

I made a playlist of all my favorite punk rock christmas songs featuring many songs from Nightmare Revisited. sure some of them aren’t technically punk but who cares? they’re fuckin great songs

So here is Jingle Bell Punk in pretty much no particular order

1. Merry Frickin’ Christmas - Frickin’ A
2. Oi! to the World (original) - The Vandals
3. Oi! to the World (cover) - No Doubt
4. I Won’t Be Home For Christmas - blink-182
5. Yule Shoot Your Eye Out - Fall Out Boy
6. Happy Holidays You Bastard - blink-182
7. What’s This? - Fall Out Boy
8. Kidnap the Sandy Claws - Korn
9. Making Christmas - Rise Against
10. All I Want For Christmas Is You - Bowling for Soup
11. Merry Flippin’ Christmas - Bowling for Soup
12. Things I Want - Sum 41 and Tenacious D
13. Unwritten Christmas - Sum 41
BONUS: This is Halloween - Marilyn Manson (because honestly, it’s from a Christmas movie and who can ever get enough Halloween anyway?)

The Signs as Punk Bands from the 90′s-00′s

Capricorn: Weezer

Aquarius: Fountains Of Wayne

Pisces: Jimmy Eat World

Aeries: Newfound Glory

Taurus: Simple Plan

Gemini: Matchbox Twenty

Cancer: Good Charlotte

Leo: Yellowcard

Virgo: Bowling For Soup

Libra: Green Day

Scorpio: Sum 41

Sagittarius: Blink-182

Home Sweet Home

Originally posted by mayfifolle

Genre: Fluff + implied smut 

Word Count: 1343

A/N: DPR NEEDS MORE RECOGNITION AND LOVE. STAN MY CHILDREN.

“ Still can’t reach her dude? ” Scott asked before looking around, hoping to see your face somewhere. Christian shakes his head, “ She’s not answering my text or calls. She actually stopped replying to me ever since our third day in Peru. " 

” Come on man, lemme take you home. It’s getting late. “ Scott recommends. 

” Maybe she’s lost—" 

“ And maybe she’s at home. Look, Y/n has been to this airport as much as we have. She can even find us blindfolded here, I doubt she’s lost. ” he sighs before he’s pulling Christian away. He was worried. 

You usually were here to greet him at the airport, no matter how ridiculous the time was. You’ve never ’ ignored ’ his calls and texts, that only ever happens when the two of you are arguing. You had stopped replying back to him on his third day in Peru and Christian was there for 11 days; That’s 8 days of constant worrying. You didn’t even give him an explanation, you just–stopped. He was more worried that Amber couldn’t get a hold of you and although she was in L.A, you’d never ignore your best friend. " Dude stop messing with your phone, it’s hurting my eyes, “ Scott scowls before blindly trying to reach for Christian’s device. ” She’s probably asleep— look you’re gonna be home in like three minutes, just relax. “ 


When the car pulls up to your apartment, he’s out the door even before the car pulls to a complete stop. ” Yah don’t forget your lugg— “ Scott stops midway when he notices Christian already has his backpack on. He shakes his head as he watches him fiddle with his keys, ” What a hopeless romantic. “ he chuckles before driving away.

It takes him five minutes just to find the right key for the damn keyhole; his heart is hammering against his chest as he hears Lori barking from the other side. When he’s finally able to get the door open, he’s met with an overly excited Lori; jumping on him and wagging her tail so hard she can start flying. ” I’ve missed you too baby! “ he coos as he’s picking her up and showering her in kisses.
” Now, where’s your mother? “ At the word mom, Lori’s jumping down and scurrying off and Christians joining her before throwing his luggage and shoes off. 

He sees the light illuminating from the bedroom and it only gets brighter when Lori nudges her way into the crack of the door. When he reaches the room he finds you on the floor asleep with Lori nudging her way underneath your arm. There’s books and papers surrounding your body, empty bottles of water, and empty mugs that was once filled with your favorite caffeinated substance. 

At first Christian was enjoying the view, seeing you so beautifully and effortlessly displayed on the floor with only his shirt and the pair of fuzzy socks he had bought you from his trip from L.A. But then his mind starts to wonder how long you’ve been studying, if you ever stepped foot out of this house, and if you ever had any solid food within the past couple of days. He skims through the papers and books that were opened to see what in the world was so important to you that you’d shut off your phone. ” Oh ~ “ he whispers. You were studying for finals. He lets out a soft chuckle before he’s tip toeing around your ’ mess ’ and moving some around so he can settle down next to you. He moves the strands of hair that block your face before he caresses your cheek. You let out a small groan, trying to nuzzle your face into the warmth. You’re opening your eyes, rubbing the back of your hand against them. ” Christian? “ 

” I was wondering why my girlfriend wasn’t at the airport to greet me.“ you begin to sit up, continuing to rub the sleep from your system. ” I thought you were coming home on the 7th? “ 

” Love, it is the 7th. “ 

” No it’s not, “ you deny as you reach for your phone. ” It’s the—oh fuck, babe I’m so sorry! “ You sigh as you run your hand down your face, the countless text and missed call notifications that greeted you. ” I’m so sorry, I-I got caught up with work and then I had to study but then Lori tore up the magazines— “ 

” Y/n, Y/n it’s okay. “ He grabs a hold of your hands and entwining his fingers with yours ” I’m just really happy to be home, I’ve missed you so much. “ 

” I’ll make it up to you. “ you sigh, guilt still eating you on the inside even though he’s reassured you. At the mention of the offer, he’s raising an eyebrow. ” Oh and how’re you going to do that? “ he’s pulling you closer to him until you’re on his lap, legs on either side of his, and ’ your ’ shirt rising along with his hands that are going up to your waist. Your arms wrap around his shoulder, hands tangling through his hair, as you lean down and connect your lips together. He sighs into the kiss, ” God, I’ve missed this. “ and he’s deepening the kiss, hand against the back of your head whilst the other is roaming your body. You’re running your hands underneath his t-shirt as he’s tugging at the waistband of your underwear. 

” I was thinking about making you breakfast. “ you manage to say as you break away from the kiss for air. ” That sounds lovely but you sound lovelier. “ he’s lifting you off the floor before laying you down on the bed and settling in between your legs, reconnecting his lips with yours. The kiss starts off passionate but turns heated and needy within a blink of an eye. Pulling away because it’s leaving you breathless, but Christian doesn’t stop there and begins trailing kisses down the nape of your neck. You crane your neck to the right to look at the time; 5:45 am and that’s when you her the grumble. Both you and Christian freeze, eyes connecting with one another. He lets out a shy smile before trying to continue but you place a hand on his chest. ” When was the last time you ate? “ 

” Not too long ago,“ he murmurs before he’s attaching his lips back onto you and his stomach grumbles again. ” And when was ‘not too long ago?’ “ you snicker managing to push him into a sitting position whilst he lets out a groan. 

” I don’t know maybe yesterday, or before I got on the plane— Love I haven’t seen you in forever. “ he whines. You giggle, hands coming up to his cheeks giving him a quick peck before heading to the kitchen. ” what do you feel like having? “ you ask, opening the fridge only to set a self reminder that you need to go grocery shopping. 

” you. “ he says as he’s wrapping his arms around you and leaves kisses on your shoulder. ” Christian, I’m being serious—" 

“ And I am too. ” You’re letting out sigh, reaching over and gently patting his cheek. “ Eggs and bacon it is. " 

 ” No ~ “ he whines again. ” That’s what I had most of the time I was there. I want soup— make me *Sundubu jjigae! “ he begins rocking you back and forth, making you laugh.  

” You’re going to have to wait, I need to go grocery shopping— “ he interrupts you as he spins you around, lifting you up before throwing you over his shoulder. He ignores your whines as he places you back onto the bed. 

” Well then I can just have you for breakfast. “


*Sundubu jjigae = spicy soft tofu soup