anonymous asked:

I just had an idea..... what about highschool au but in shattered glass? :D

Oh my goodness, Anon.

  • Tarn, Overlord, Megatron, Helex, Sentinel and all those other assholes teacher are so lovely, and care so much about their students. 
  • Meanwhile, Optimus, Wheeljack and all the other Autobot teachers are fucking terrifying. Everyone hates going to their class because they bring a whole new definition to ‘asshole.’
  • They torment their students so much, give them too much homework, mark their tests unfairly, and just love to inflict terror.
  • Cyclonus and Tailgate are that asshole couple that no one likes.
  • Rodimus bullies everyone, especially the freshmen.
  • Drift used to be nice but now he’s a dick because he’s hanging out with Rodimus.
  • Overlord is the most supportive football coach. Doesn’t pressure his students at all, and is so sweet to everyone.
  • Misfire and Fulcrum are terrifying dicks.
  • Soundwave has such a warm disposition.
  • Rumble and Frenzy are so polite and well mannered. They never had anything mean to say about anyone. 
  • Starscream is such a nice teacher. Soft spoken, loves his students, can’t get enough of teaching. Encourages his students to come to him if they have any problems. 

anonymous asked:

Cons turning into a cat anon here! Some headcanons for it please :3

“Hello! Can you do something for TFP Megatron,Starscream,Knock Out,Breakdown,and Soundwave being turned into a cat for a week and their human friend or s/o taking care of them (like petting,feeding,and playing with them) until they turn back,and their reactions once they turn back?”

There we go, much better, thank you! <3


-Megatron is a fat fluffy grey Persian. He sheds a lot. He’ll need to be brushed everyday.

-He’s not very playful, but he does like the laser pointer.

-His favorite place to be pet is under his chin

-Once he turns back, he’s a little disoriented. He also has a hankering for tuna.


-Starscream is a grey Peterbald cat, thin and wiry. He loses a lot of fur.

-He likes to hang out on the tops of your bookshelves. That’s where you’ll find him if you attempt to give him anything except for his absolute favorite food.

-He lays on your keyboard for attention.

-When he turns back, he’s grateful. He never wants to be stuck in an organic body again.


-Knockout is a slender Savannah cat. He likes to show off his spots.

-His favorite way to be pet is straight down the back, and over the tail. Never mess up his fur.

-He hates chicken. Do not give him chicken.

-When he’s him again, he just thinks he was tripping. He tries not to think about it.


-Breakdown is a large grey Maine Coon with a big fluffy tail. He likes to hit your legs with it.

-When he plays, he bites. Hard. Watch you fingers.

-He likes to lay on your stomach on his back, while you dangle a mouse toy over him.

-He changes back, and he’s grateful, but he did have a good time.


-Soundwave is a Bombay cat, with large green eyes. He squints a lot.

-He likes to lay on your keyboards. Not for attention, like Starscream. Just because he can.

-He doesn’t play very much, but he will lay with you. Don’t try to cuddle him, though. He likes to scratch.

-He changes back, and looks around a moment, before returning to his duties. No time to dwell. He’s a week behind schedule.

anonymous asked:

Can I request for TFP Megatron, Starscream, Soundwave, Knockout, Breakdown, Shockwave and Dreadwing to have a bad day but shy human s/o wants to cheer them up! They're make sure they're at somewhere private, ask him to pick them up to give him a quick peck on the lips. How do they react?

Based on “how do they react,” I think you want a scenario?? My scenario limit is five, so these were randomly picked from your list. But you do get an avocado picture!


He’s been dealing with morons all day. These damned vehicons couldn’t do anything right! He walked through the Nemesis with his signature gait, slowly clunking through the corridors. He spots you beckoning him toward the small table you were standing on. How did you get up there? He approaches you, helm tilted to the right. You raise up your arms to be lifted, and he complies. 

You kiss him right on the viser, just over his mouth, and he’s shocked. He’s normally the one to initiate affection. Where did this come from? He playfully pokes you in the bellys, as if to ask “what happened to you?” His outlook on the day improves, and he looks forward to your time together in the evening.


Knockout didn’t have time for anyone’s shit. Not today. His short string of patience had all but burnt to ashes. You peek around the corner, and watch him rearrange some things on a table, grumbling about “bumbling idiots”. He was alone in the med bay. Perfect. You slowly slink over to his pede, and put your hand on it. He glares down at you with anger that was not meant to be sent in your direction. “Knockout? Can you lift me up? There’s something important I need to do.” Something important? He lifts you up to his face plates.

You kiss him on his thin, downturned lips, and he’s pleasantly surprised. “Well well well, S/O. I didn’t know you had it in you.” Suddenly his bad mood melts away like snow in the sun. 


Another Iacon relic! Stolen right out from under him! He couldn’t believe it! All that time, energon, and firepower, waisted! He ranted to you, while you listened patiently. Poor Megatron. He never seemed to be able to catch a break. Eventually he stopped talking, and slumped down in the chair in front of the desk you resided on. You tentatively step to the edge. You don’t need to ask. He wants to hold you anyway.

As he brings you close to him, you plant a kiss right on those scarred lips of his. He pulls you back, and looks down at you in alarm. His S/O kissed the most terrifying warlord the universe has ever known without a trace of fear or intimidation. His shy little S/O? He’s impressed. His hope in the team boosts back up a little.


Experiment number three hundred ninety four. Another failure. He might as well give up on this one. Nothing’s working, and he’s running out of both time and resources. He heads to his quarters, where you await his arrival. He walks saunters passed you, and sits on his berth, helm in hands. You clamor down from the table, and scamper over to his pedes. He stares down at you intensely. You very quietly ask to be lifted up. He grants your request.

You hesitate a moment, before closing your eyes tight, and kissing him, more or less where his lips would be if he had had any. He isn’t surprised, or shocked. he knew you’d do it sometime. He never did understand your hesitation. Nevertheless, the feeling fills him with a new found energy, and he decides to conduct just one more experiment.


Breakdown exits the medical bay, and rubs his shoulder. He’d gotten his ass kicked by Bulkhead. Again. He felt defeated and hopeless. His number one competition, and he couldn’t even pose a challenge. Pathetic. You popped around the corner, just in time to meet him. He looks down at you with a blank stare. When you ask to be picked up, he looks lift, then right, checking to see if anyone was watching. he lifts you up, and asks what you want.

You kiss him, and he’s more than a little taken aback. His shy little S/O just made a bold move. How about that? He’s proud of you. He knows that was hard for you, and he’s happy you overcame your fears. He carries this pride into the next battle with him, ready to finally come out on top.

TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird