sound of a vacuum

  • Ruby: And over there, Ms. Belladonna, is our dog Zwei.
  • Kali: Oh, how cute! May I pet him?
  • Yang: You’re not scared of him?
  • Kali: No. Why would I be?
  • Ruby: Well you’re a cat faunas, aren’t you?
  • Kali: Kids, just because I have cat ears doesn’t mean I’m actually a cat. Don’t be silly.
  • Yang: Then what about Blake? She is scared of dogs...
  • Ruby: ...And loves fish...
  • Yang: ...And hates the sound of vacuum cleaners...
  • Ruby: ...And sleeps in a box sometimes....
  • Yang: ...And you can distract her with a lazer pointer.
  • Ruby: I even saw her lick herself once!
  • Kali: Oh that....Well I don’t know what to tell you. Blake’s just weird.
  • *Ruby and Yang look over at Blake, who has her hands tangled in a ball of yarn*
  • Blake: A little help.
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People say the columbine community is fucked up yet I can list a couple of things that are way more fucked up than the columbine blogs like:
1. Incest pages here on tumblr. What the actual hell?
2. Rape pages on tumblr. Again what the actual hell?
3. People who talk about hurting animals. Fuck you.
4. People who drive super slow in the fast lane. Go fast or go home.
5. Having to be 21 to drink but 18 to serve your country, the logic here is insane.
7. People who post constant gym selfies while at the gym, I don’t care and nobody else does either.
8. When Netflix buffers
9. The sound of vacuum cleaners. Man them fuckers are annoying
10. Having to pay for shit, I’m poor and I can’t afford no damn motherfucking 50 dollar eye shadow. Da fuck I look like? I work at big lots for crying out loud, okay “get a better job they said” “you’ll make more money” they said,
But they forget to leave out the part where I’m dead ass tired all the time because all I do is *rihanna voice* WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK

I honestly forgot where I was going with this…

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why i love this video:

  • hojung looking for the best bb cream
  • san and his geek ass
  • sungwoon imitating the sound of a vacuum cleaner
  • supportive parent moonkyu
  • junhyuk being his adorable self
Bury Me Alive- Jungkook(Angst)

Originally posted by moonjint

how can I continue without you? how can I breathe with no air?  

Req: jk, angel, angst:)

***Trigger warnings so please proceed with extreme caution***

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My dopey-ass dog Niko: *Isn’t bothered at all by the sounds of thunder, fireworks, vacuum cleaners, or motorcycles. Literally has zero problem trotting along while a motorcycle passes right by us*

Same dog: *Scared shitless of small children on bicycles, scooters, and skateboards, enough to claw and drag my ass across the neighborhood full-speed to get away upon hearing the noise*

Me: Why are you like this

i. a black hole that sounds like your mother, quietly weeping.
ii. a black hole that sounds like the vacuum that your father’s shape left behind, of a door that closed and never reopened, of a door that burns too much to reach for.
iii. a black hole that sounds like her name, her name, her name.

iv. the sunrise of the morning after you didn’t run away.
v. the sunrise you want to steal her into, the sunset of the night she didn’t kiss you.
vi. wanting to spill the sunrise over you, into your lap, into your drinks, into your body.

vii. the shadowed silhouette of a bird spinning pinwheels overhead, strawberries staining your fingers.
viii. the shadow on her lips when you watch her whisper, “hawk,” her neck tilted back and her hair spilling down over spine bones.
ix. the shadow of bruises on your knees and a single cut you don’t know the origin of, blood staining your best tee-shirt.

x. her, and her, and her, and her. her until eternity. her until you are engulfed in it, or become it, or transcend it. her as litany. her, and her, and your dreams.

—  Summer fling aesthetics // r.i.d

October 28th, 1991
Sam stood up, and the wind turned her dress into ocean waves. When we hit the tunnel, all the sound got scooped up into a vacuum, and it was replaced by a song on the tape player. A beautiful song called “Landslide.” When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really fun scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, I swear we were infinite.

Love always,
Charlie  

Haircut

Summary:  A normal day with Simon Dominic and his new haircut.


Will be home in ten minutes. Got a surprise for you.

You smiled at the message your boyfriend had just sent. It had been so long since the both of you went home while the sun’s still up.

Tucking your phone inside your pocket, you stood up to finish cleaning the living room. After work, you went straight home to clean your flat and cook your dinner. You wanted to make sure that everything’s perfect for today so that you, and especially Kiseok, could relax into the night.

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