- Ruby: And over there, Ms. Belladonna, is our dog Zwei.
- Kali: Oh, how cute! May I pet him?
- Yang: You’re not scared of him?
- Kali: No. Why would I be?
- Ruby: Well you’re a cat faunas, aren’t you?
- Kali: Kids, just because I have cat ears doesn’t mean I’m actually a cat. Don’t be silly.
- Yang: Then what about Blake? She is scared of dogs...
- Ruby: ...And loves fish...
- Yang: ...And hates the sound of vacuum cleaners...
- Ruby: ...And sleeps in a box sometimes....
- Yang: ...And you can distract her with a lazer pointer.
- Ruby: I even saw her lick herself once!
- Kali: Oh that....Well I don’t know what to tell you. Blake’s just weird.
- *Ruby and Yang look over at Blake, who has her hands tangled in a ball of yarn*
- Blake: A little help.
hey this is your official notice that i'm adopting you. house rules: 1. pet the cats 2. do your homework 3. help vacuum sometimes? 4. watch buffy with me. that's it. please let me be your new mom. i promise lots of hugs and encouragement and cats