sound humor


When your crush says they only date musicians.


For years we’ve been joking about Sam always being in the middle of the never ending Dean/Cas tension and probably getting so sick and tired of his brother and their best friend still not finally TALKING ABOUT THEIR SHIT AND JUST GETTING TOGETHER ALREADY. 

But now we can add Mary to the mix, because by now she’s spent quite some time around Dean and Cas as well, and she has a pair of functioning eyes, so surely Sam and her have bonded (aka COMPLAINED, because wtf?!) over it at this point. 

So one morning over breakfast when it’s just her and Dean, Mary -on a mission to at last make this suffering end before someone accidentally gets killed by a stray arrow magically formed out of too much sexual tension or some shit- will go

“Knock knock.”

And, Dean, curious, humoring his mom, rolls his eyes but goes “Alright… who’s there?”


And yeah, that sounds legit, so Dean humors her again. “Mary who?”

“OH for the love of all things holy please MARRY Cas already because none of us can take it any longer goddamnit!”

INTP, ENFP: compliments
  • INTP: woah ENFP your hair looks really good today!
  • ENFP: (surprised) thanks man!
  • INTP: yeah you don't look like a fuckin cheeseburger for once
  • ENFP:
  • ENFP: INTP i don't think you understand the concept of a "compliment"


[Drawing of a stick-figure girl napping on a couch, drooling and holding a turkey leg. Above her is the word, “THANKSGIVING,” and below her, “The one day of the year spoonies can blame their need for a nap on turkey.”]

Happy Thanksgiving, my (American) POTSie peeps! I hope the holiday hasn’t been too rough on you, and I wish you many spoons for the upcoming season! 🦃


Flawless sound effects #humor #tigers #bigcatderek #vines #video #mlem “Mlem. 👅🐾🛁 #jake #tiger”

Made with Vine
Musicals Renamed
  • "Chicago" - *Vigorous jazz hands*
  • "A Funny Thing...the Forum" - Rome has too many fucking foothills.
  • "Hair" - Rapunzel ain't got nothing on me.
  • "Hello, Dolly!" - Meninism, the Musical.
  • "Jersey Boys" - Three Seasons and a Castrato.
  • "Les Mis" - You can never have too many chairs.
  • "The Lion King" - Meanwhile, in Africa.
  • "The Music Man" - The more you know...
  • "Phantom of the Opera" - Luv u 5ever
  • "Pippin" - Stoners doing magic tricks.
  • "Sweeney Todd" -Bite the Hand that Feeds You
  • Any More? Add your own!

RIP In Peace

To all the amazing people that I’ve met on this site who inspire me and warm my hearts and all that nice stuff… thank you for being you and I hope all of you have had days filled with love even if we don’t talk ever all of you are so special and have amazing things to offer and I hope you all know that! And since I don’t know how to show love like a normal person this photo of Gillian sticking her tongue out is me saying I love all of you and thank you for being you! @storybycorey @notacleverxfileshandle @cosmic-files-87 @xfile-cabinetx @ccoble @puzzlingpeace @2momsmakearight @crossedbeams @conversationinthehallway @thegilliantimes @scullysbagel @chileananderson @your-perfect-opposite @scullyismyspiritanimal @scullytheslayer @sunflowerseedsandscience @piecesofscully and seriously so many more of you that I forgot cause I’m a poop!!


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