sound humor

  • Aladdin: so Killian
  • Aladdin: do you think she likes me
  • Killian: dammit I'm a pirate, not a matchmaker!
  • Killian: I mean she's obviously in love with you and you with her, but--
  • Aladdin: you think so??
  • Killian: yes yes, I talked to her earlier
  • Killian: a lady in denial if ever I saw one, and trust me, I know how to spot one of those
  • Killian: besides, Emma showed me the movie
  • Aladdin: omg you really think she likes me??
  • Killian: good grief will you please leave
  • Killian: preferably to that room down the hall where the crew don't really go so two people could go there and not be disturbed, which is an interesting fact that I am sharing with you for no reason whatsoever
  • Killian: also, I might have a book of love poetry in my pocket
  • Killian: I mention this knowing that you are an accomplished pickpocket and Jasmine mentioned that she enjoys love poetry
  • Killian:
  • Killian: now go away, I don't care about your relationship
Word Counts
  • Everyone Else: I could only crank out 2,390 words today. :( I'll have to write more tomorrow to compensate and meet my goal of 2,500 words a day!
  • Me: I've written 197 little strings of letters in six hours? Wow. I'm the hardest worker I've ever seen. No one can compare to my literary greatness. I should reward myself with a cookie.
INTP, ENFP: compliments
  • INTP: woah ENFP your hair looks really good today!
  • ENFP: (surprised) thanks man!
  • INTP: yeah you don't look like a fuckin cheeseburger for once
  • ENFP:
  • ENFP: INTP i don't think you understand the concept of a "compliment"

For years we’ve been joking about Sam always being in the middle of the never ending Dean/Cas tension and probably getting so sick and tired of his brother and their best friend still not finally TALKING ABOUT THEIR SHIT AND JUST GETTING TOGETHER ALREADY. 

But now we can add Mary to the mix, because by now she’s spent quite some time around Dean and Cas as well, and she has a pair of functioning eyes, so surely Sam and her have bonded (aka COMPLAINED, because wtf?!) over it at this point. 

So one morning over breakfast when it’s just her and Dean, Mary -on a mission to at last make this suffering end before someone accidentally gets killed by a stray arrow magically formed out of too much sexual tension or some shit- will go

“Knock knock.”

And, Dean, curious, humoring his mom, rolls his eyes but goes “Alright… who’s there?”

“Mary.”

And yeah, that sounds legit, so Dean humors her again. “Mary who?”

“OH for the love of all things holy please MARRY Cas already because none of us can take it any longer goddamnit!”