N°2 in the Jibcon 2017 edit spam - Saturday Opening: Jared Padalecki
We have a customer that comes in every Saturday roughly 10 minutes before close and stays for 20-30 minutes after. EVERY week. She just walks around slowly reading the labels on everything while we sit and repeatedly make closing announcements and stare at her. I work at a dollar store, nothing here requires that much contemplation, I'm pretty sure she just does it to be an ass.