soul for a friend

phoenixyfriend  asked:

Okay, but if Jiraiya is Hohenheim, and we go with Orochimaru just having stayed immortal from Naruto era to FMA era, however long that took, then maybe the two of them found each other after Xerxes fell? And that Orochimaru was there as Jiraiya's support pillar after the whole mess with the stone and hundreds of thousands of souls in his head? "You don't remember me yet, but we were friends once. I'll stay for as long as it takes." (And then Oro being Ed and Al's weird visiting uncle.)

And we now have logical reasons for things to happen, but better versions of events than in canon maybe? Yes, actual-best-friends!Jiraiya+Orochimaru is definitely a thing that needs to happen. 

Imagine such a soul, Madame, suddenly cast away in a strange land, bereft of friends and familiarity, without resources save what the new land can provide. Such a happening is disaster, truly, and yet may be the opening for great opportunity and blessings. What if the new land shall be rich? New friends may be made, and a new life begun.”
“Yes, but—” I began.
“So”—he said authoritatively, holding up a finger to hush me—“if you have been deprived of your earlier life, perhaps it is only that God has seen fit to bless you with another, that may be richer and fuller.
—  Absolution, Chapter 40, Outlander

i was reminded earlier of the running gag among my friends that i steal the souls of small children and keep them trapped in the patterns in my irises

it was a really weird conversation that sparked that and it’s just kept going ever since then

souls-of-dead-kids  asked:

☱(you don't have to do it because we hardly ever interact ic!!)//

Leave a  ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.

(( shhhhhhhh *pats your head* You just watch me, Ender OvO ))

Not really sure of where you are, or what the deal with the glitches are, you wander into the closest house. The only splash of color, ironically enough, is a black and white journal on the table. You don’t really remember a ‘RUFUS’.. Or maybe it was that boy you met recently?

Curious, you open it up to take a peek.

I feel like everyday there seems to be more souls, like me and my friends, wandering around in the multi-verse (That’s what the Goopster calls it). I guess that kinda figures, since it’s a ‘multi-verse’.

But today I met two new souls! They didn’t really have names, other than ‘Yellow’, and ‘Orange’, like their soul color. Maybe they don’t have names? OR, they don’t remember! I know Henry’s friend doesn’t remember a bunch of stuff, so that’s not a stretch. Maybe I could help them figure out their names, and junk?

It’d be cool to hang out again, I always like seeing new souls and learning their stories, and all that jazz. The yellow one, or I guess I can just call them ‘Yellow’, is pretty cute.

Is that weird to say? I feel like that’s weird to say, I’m going to erase that. Wait, crap, I’m using a pen. Dangit. I’ll just scratch it out.

But, ignoring my stupid thoughts, I’d like to get to know those guys better. Maybe I could get a couple more friends out of it! Maybe the others could too.

A drawing of a thumbs up is the only thing left on the page.

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🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post.
In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures.
You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro
is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either
(1) feeling threatened or provoked.
Or
(2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources:
Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO:
The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

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