i-chew-on-pushpins  asked:

Nurseydex and the one (and only) time they played Scrabble

honestly i’m too exhausted to put this in proper fic format so let’s bullet point this shit

•it’s nursey’s idea. of course it is. it’s always nursey’s idea.

•let’s say they’re like, at dex’s family’s cabin on the lake (listen they’re maine fishmermen they have a cabin on a lake somewhere okay)

•the place barely has electricity and running water let alone something like wifi but they’re alone and they’re there with each other and that’s what counts

•but by day 3 they’re going a little stir crazy and nursey happens to find a scrabble box in a storage closet

•"oh no,“ says dex. “oh yes,” says nursey

•it goes well

•for like five minutes anyway

•"‘smexy’ and ‘uwu’ aren’t fucking words derek”

•"neither is 'kelzop’ derek what are you doing"

•nursey refuses to play by the rules and dex is going insane

•"yoU CAN’T JUST MOVE THE ENTIRE GAME SO YOU CAN GET A TRIPLE WORD SCORE THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS"

•nursey spells out “CHILL” on the board

•eventually they both just start grabbing all the letters out of the bag and building words as fast as they can on the board

•what’s the score? who knows?

•at one point dex literally just stacks a letter on top one of nursey’s that gets in his way (“what is this mahjong bullshit will”)

•it’s a good thing they’re alone because they will just not stop yelling the whole time

•eventually it just turns into semi-angry sex on top of the board

•dex has like forty letter tile-shaped marks on his back afterwards

•scrabble goes back into the closet for the rest of the trip

•but dear god, that’s nothing compared to what happened the time they played monopoly

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We're All A Little Mad - heartsdesire456

The last thing John expected when he got home from a long day at the surgery was for Sherlock to spring out of seemingly nowhere and drop onto the couch beside him just as he’d kicked off his shoes and announce, “Right, I’ve done some research and I believe we should be married.”

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Accidentally Dating

anonymous asked:

002, Amon and Kaneki

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you:

  • when or if I started shipping it. Never really started shipping it :0 (pls forgive me all my mutuals)
  • my thoughts:  Okay ngl I’m not a big fan of them romantically, kinda always saw them as the ultimate brotp from the beginning (sorry). It’s not that they’re a notp they’re just not my cup of tea.
  • What makes me happy about them: The fact that they are both awkward dorks when it comes to romance. And their passion for what they believe in.
  • What makes me sad about them: The fact that I have doubts that both of them will survive the series.
  • Things done in fanfic that annoys me: When there is 0 tension between the two back when Amon was still human.
  • Things I look for in fanfic: Angst
  • My kinks: Them working together to change how human society sees ghouls and being co-kings.
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Whoever makes them happy and whoever Ishida puts them with (if he does at all)
  • My happily ever after for them: Being happy, having nice relaxing vacations in a better world for ghouls.
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Seven half-bloods shall answer the call,
To storm or fire, the world must fall,
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death

I finished this tonight in honor of the end of the semester and I could not be more happy with the end result.

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