sort of hating it

If you’re going to embarrass me, just make sure I can’t embarrass you back..

When I was about ten years old, I decided to learn Mandarin Chinese as a hobby and future advantage. I was fairly good at it, but no one ever heard me speak it until one day…

One year my maths teacher REALLY hated me. I was accused of all sorts and they were never my fault but I never spoke up. One day she was ranting about me infront of the whole class, making me stand up while she insulted me. I can’t remember what I ‘did’ but all I can remember is feeling angry over injustice and the satisfaction that followed. I must have answered back to her insults because she pointed a finger at me and screamed “I don’t care if you talk back in Chinese! (Insert more ranting here).” I can now say there is nothing more satisfying than seeing the look of shock on her face when I turned to her and insulted her in fluent mandarin in front of a shocked class. I later found out that a boy had translated everything I said and told the entire class.

As an added bonus I decided that the best way to practise my Chinese writing would be to write her a thank you card. One she wouldn’t be able to read…

谢谢老师!

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Do you ever see the old shirtless selfies of Andy without majority of his tattoos, let’s say from 2013-2015 and he looks really good, healthy, honestly looks alive and not looking like the live has been sucked out of him, oh! And he doesn’t have the Scientology tattoo. Because honestly, in my opinion, he looked better without that tattoo. I mean, yeah he still looks good, but if he didn’t have that tattoo (and a few others) he’d look extremely better and I wouldn’t want to knock sense into him to get it removed or covered up.

I don’t care if I get hate for this, but Dean losing all sorts of moral ground, refusing to acknowledge a KID as a kid, treating him like trash, still doubting him even after he saved them…this is not mourning. What are you grieving, Dean? Cass’ death? Mary’s ‘death’ (which is what you think by the way, she’s not actually dead)? Well where’s that respect for your friend who believed in this child? Where’s that faith that he had, that you yourself said you should have too? Is this what Cass would’ve wanted? Is this what he died for?

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  • no no no
  • oh I already hate this blacklister
  • heyyy Red has a house
  • sort of
  • the bathrobe 🌝
  • oh so he still gets up at night to eat ice-cream
  • I think these guys are just (extremely unlucky) robbers?
  • or not?
  • oh, same
  • it would’ve been cool if she recognized him tho
  • though tbh he looks way hotter in person
  • hmm mailman is definitely getting abducted
  • seeee
  • uh Tom 😒
  • please tell me Red is really picking up someone’s labradoodle
  • ask him when this happened Liz
  • or don’t, your loss
  • Pete is shady af but honestly I think he’s already dead
  • oh of course you won’t see him again Liz, he’s dead
  • because of Tom
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– but Mint Eye Yoosung tho ((mmmMMm how r u gonna smooth all that edge))

SPOILERS!!! [sort of] gr8 now i wanna draw mint eye rfa Flipped!AU zzz ((basically the only good people are saeran and rika ++ MC idk AAAAAAAA))

sorry ive been a bit inactive bc of work but hhh here’s some quick sketches sjkdfhdk O<-<

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I pretty much always cry on these lines. It’s one of those astonishing Tolstoyian lines, that manages to convey so simply and perplexingly so much of the humor, sadness, naïveté, and profound depth of one of his most beautiful and paradoxical characters.   —Dave Malloy

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and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

what sort of sibling are you: voltron edition

shiro:
- “You’re such an idiot I hate you!” [cooks dinner for them] “You need to learn how to do things for yourself!” [drives them places]
- mum when mum isn’t home
- “DON’T DO THAT YOU’LL HURT YOURSELF, DUMBASS!” is a common phrase

lance:
- you work with your siblings as a unit
- buy the BEST gifts
- the funny sibling

pidge:
- embarrassing sibling
- asks for things even though you’ve done nothing to deserve them and get those things
- you wonder why your parents don’t call your out on more things
- secretive

keith:
- “oh i didn’t know you were related to them”
- “oh i thought you were an only child/only had 1(or more) sibling/s”
- stays in room
- your siblings are slightly afraid to challenge you to a fight

hunk:
- an only child
- you think you know what having a sibling is like, even though you don’t have any
- you actually do know because you have cousins and close friends you grew up with
- happy

matt:
- “I’ll make dinner” (3 hours later) “Oh shit ok I’ll make dinner now.”
- the gay sibling
- very open with their siblings
- “Don’t tell mum and dad but-”

  • Ravenclaw: There are no good modern horror movies. The genre is dying.
  • *new horror movie comes out*
  • Ravenclaw: i mUSt sEE IT!
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top 50 otps of all time ☆ #10. Seth Cohen & Summer Roberts

“You see, back then, you were just this fantasy. You were this little girl who when I would see, you would either ignore me or make an obscene gesture and keep on walking … But now look at you, you fight for sea otters, you’ve befriended Taylor Townsend, you’re an incredible mom to that bunny. You’ve evolved. And over the last nine hundred and fifty days we’ve been dating - yes, I’ve counted and yes, I counted the Zach era because really, who were we kidding? - I’ve watched you grow into this incredible woman. And that is who I love.” 

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nearly witches // panic! at the disco

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SHADOWHUNTERS SEASON 2
you are not your own

“you’ve taken my light, your darkness will come”

i think, one day, the marauders went exploring and found the mirror of erised. 

peter saw himself standing next to the marauders, but they were all the same height. all the same weight. the same wide smiles and slightly crinkled eyes. and he imagined sirius looked at him like he was james, and remus looked at him like he was sirius, and james looked at him like he was lily. he was with his friends, but they were all equals. 

(nobody ever told him that they were all worth the same anyway). 

sirius saw himself with the marauders too. but in it, they were all perfect. unflinching, straight-backed boys with a future of gold. and when his hand found remus’, he just held back tighter, not pulling away and shaking his hand like sirius’ touch was poison. not like he’d fucked things up. not like he could destroy it all with a single flick of his wand, a single whisper in the darkness. he was with his friends, but they were all okay. 

(nobody ever told him that it was okay not to be okay anyway). 

remus saw himself as a real marauder. someone who was truly a brother to the people who were brothers to him– because you didn’t have beasts for brothers. no, the wolf was their enemy– he saw himself as pure, as maybe, possibly, finally worthy of their friendship. of their love. he was with his friends, but now he was a better friend, a friend worthy of being one. 

(nobody ever told him that he deserved the universe anyway). 

james saw himself with the marauders. except– they were all the same. just four happy boys smiling back at him, like the world was theirs to conquer and lightning ran through their veins. he saw himself with the marauders, just as they are, because it was perfect. they were perfect. 

(nobody ever told him that perfect never lasted anyway).