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anonymous asked:

ed wrote 18 for larry when did ed even talk to zayn or liam i think you should delete for spreading harmful lies on the internet.

honestly this is slander and it’s ugly i’m about to tell you why you’re wrong :)

remember when zayn didn’t like liam at first cos he thought he was too serious and sensible and needed to loosen up? but then he thought about it and realized liam was just really passionate and wanted them all to win? that’s their false start :)

also not to be fake deep but they had a lot of fun during the early years and remember when liam said sometimes life feels like practice for something and you forget its actually happening and it’s actually real? yeah thats the playground bit

we all know zayn wore his heart on his sleeve and was stupidly embarrassingly in love with liam first for two years that’s not anything new

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two words: 2012 germany

Random story time because I’m too tired to give any fucks:

So I was talking to my sister a while back and she was freaking out about Rhett and Link’s Mythical Shoes. “I feel like I’m not a real fan unless I get the shoes…”
“That’s ridiculous”
“Well, haven’t you ever really wanted Markiplier–” and she just cut off, supposedly because she couldn’t think of any of his merch. I fuckin’ burst out laughing/choking on ice-cream.
“What the fuck???”
“I- I-” (she’s laughing too hard to explain herself)
“You could’ve at least waited until I swallowed!”
*brief pause*
“Dammit!” And we both died laughing the end

Circumcision Damage

Ever since I was young I knew there was something wrong with my penis. I didn’t understand why I had this dark uneven scar. I didn’t understand why erections were painful. I didn’t understand why I started getting stretch marks. But now I understand. Now I know that I was mutilated when I was only 2 days old. They took me away from my mother & mutilated me. It took me 21 years to find out the truth.When I confronted my mother about this she broke down in tears. She told me that she was so sorry & that she regrets ever letting it happen. The worst part is that I’m not even religious or white. I’M THE ONLY MALE IN MY FAMILY THAT IS CIRCUMCISED. I feel like the universe is fucking with me. I’ve been abused & bullied my whole life & I have to deal with this shit on top of everything. How am I supposed to move on? How am I supposed to find love? No one wants to be with someone who is scarred physically & emotionally. I can’t even look at myself in the mirror. This haunts me everyday. Things would be different if I had a happy life or a sense of purpose but I don’t even know what the fuck I’m doing. I don’t see a future. I’ve lost all motivation. To be happy is to be distracted. How can I forget? How is it that they got away with this? How is circumcision even legal? I don’t know what to do anymore. I’m tired. There is no hope for me. What’s done is done. I just don’t want this to happen to anyone else. Please share this so that maybe a parent can become aware & not bring harm to their child.

anonymous asked:

Short horror story: I have spectrophobia (fear of mirrors) and I went on a first date, we both enjoyed horror movies but she suprised me by getting tickets to Oculus. Worst first date ever

Sorry! But she got you tickets to a horror movie, she must be worth it.

actual things people who call themselves feminists say: 

  • emma cries over killian dying? weak.
  • emma’s in love with killian? weak.
  • emma wears a dress for their date? weak.
  • emma shows any affection towards killian? weak. 
  • emma travels to the underworld to get killian back? weak. 

just admit that you can’t stand the idea of her in love and wanting killian and NOT and NEVER your fav. your otp isn’t happening? great. no one cares. move on. but emma swan being in love and wanting to get back her true love is in no way weak. that is opening up her heart, being strong, and 5 seasons of amazing character development. so NOTHING you bitter ppl say could ever change that. she is everything. and more.