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Baby, fineness is the way to kill
Tell me how it feel, bet it’s such a bitter pill
And yeah I know, you thought you had bigger, better things
Bet right now this stings

(background: my dnd zombie campaign was going as planned until my sister (who played as a old angry woman) rolled a critical 1 while fighting a zombie- she swung her syth at it and missed
.. horribly- my npc daveth was next to the zombie my sister swung at and she hit him for 6 hit points)

Me: he turns to you looks up and collapses onto the ground

Sister: *freaking out* iM SOoRrY ImM sOrRy iM SOrrY OmG NooOoOOOOoooOO

justanotherhamiltrash  asked:

Hi there, do you have any recs for long drarry fics? I'm not very good at finding them

Hello!! I’ve done a rec list for long, slow burn fics in the past, so please check that out because I love every fic on that list to death! But OH MAN I could talk about long Drarry fics for the rest of my life, so here are some more! All very long, but not necessarily slow burn this time ;)

What We Pretend We Can’t See by gyzym (131K)- Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
This is the only one I am going to copy from the slow burn rec list, because I just want to rec it every day of my life. It is quite literally my number one favorite fic ever, and I am not exaggerating. Do you see how serious I am right now? I am never serious. This fic is so amazing it turned me serious. I’m not even going to summarize it again because if you trust me at all you will just go read it nooooooow.

Turn by Saras_Girl (307K)- One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. 
Of course in the middle of declaring my favorite fic ever, I had to remember Turn and how utterly brilliant it is and how I’ve reread it and it was STILL utterly brilliant the second time and have a crisis because MAYBE THIS IS ACTUALLY MY FAVORITE FIC???! Aaah help, I can never choose! Anyway, are you a drarry fan who hasn’t read Turn yet? Really? Well, in that case FUCK YOU BECAUSE I AM SO JEALOUS YOU GET TO READ IT FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU LUCKY BASTARD. *ahem* Anyway, in this amazing fic, epilogue-compliant and worn-down Harry goes to an alternate dimension in which he is happily married to Draco, owns the best pet snake ever, and makes furniture for a living (love artsy Harry <3). It’s truly a masterpiece, and as always with my recs there is a happy ending, so don’t worry!

Tales from the Special Branch Series by femmequixotic (272K so far)- (Summary is from the second part of the series, which is the first long installment: Lost in Your ArmsThree months after their brief encounter, Draco has almost forgotten about Potter–or so he tells himself. Then a Dark wizard shows up on the Auror radar and all hell breaks loose. Draco will have to choose between everything he holds dear–everything he’s worked so hard for–and a few stolen moments of passion with a certain green-eyed Inspector, once his sworn enemy and now something rather different entirely. He’ll make the right choice, won’t he? Who is he kidding? He’ll ruin everything, as per usual. Bad choices and the name Malfoy go hand in hand.
This series is a WIP, but a regularly updated one and the FIRST CHAPTER OF THE NEXT BOOK IS BEING RELEASED TOMORROW AND I AM SO EXCITED!!! I feel so lucky to be following along with it as it comes out, because let me tell you, this is an instant classic! There is lovely forbidden fornication between a boss (Harry) and his subordinate (Draco) (the prequel was written for the kink fest so you can bet the sex is SCORCHING), a very compelling mystery/case, and truly brilliant characterization! I identify so much with this Draco. And I also love that Harry isn’t the perfect flawless cinnamon roll he is often portrayed as in fics. Everyone in this series is very human, and I am just dying of excitement to find out what happens to them next! I know I’ve already gushed about this fic in several other places recently, and I’m sorry to repeat myself but I really can’t get enough! PLEASE JOIN ME IN ROOTING FOR @femmequixotic AS SHE KINDLY DEDICATES HER SOUL TO US ALL FOR THE NEXT BIT OF HER LIFE <3

Secrets by Vorabiza (395K)- Beginning with Draco’s unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry’s summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. 
OMG it’s the first fic I ever read!! The fic that brought me into the fandom! I have suuuuuch a soft spot for this fic, and it is just so so so good! It’s probably my favorite adventure/wizarding war plot of all. Harry is just so confident and he embraces his Slytherin side and really Gets Shit Done, and it’s SO SATISFYING. Also, I love any fic in which Draco helps with the Horcrux hunt. Also there’s a baaaaaaby (no mpreg) and mentor!Snape, which is really nice. This fic was written post-HBP, but is SURPRISINGLY accurate in its predictions. Oh, and the sex is super hot too ;)

Checkmate by Naadi (245K)- Draco has the perfect plan to get Harry Potter and challenges him to a game of Dare Chess. But is it love, or betrayal, he has in mind? A real chess game is played throughout the story.
This fic is so lovely! It’s an “alternate 7th year AU”, written after Goblet of Fire. It’s fluffy and funny and lovey and then dramatic and passionate and YEAH I LOVED IT. The real time game of chess, in which Harry and Draco take turns making “moves” (on each other) is just such a wonderful idea. Read the author’s note for more info! 

Leo Inter Serpentes by Aeternum (658K combined so far)- Just one conversation between two eleven year old boys goes slightly differently, and the world changes. Just how much will be different with Harry being sorted into Slytherin, and how much will stay the same?
SLYTHERIN HARRY ALERT SLYTHERIN HARRY ALERT! Yep, a Slytherin Harry rewrite, and a REALLY GOOD ONE. Like usually I love the idea of Slytherin Harry, and then once I start reading I either find I’m bored because everything is just a repeat of canon or I can’t get into it because everyone is so OOC. But not this one! This fic is engaging and different enough from canon to be interesting and I love the eleven-year-old baby drarry friendship that eventually turns to romance! This fic also features benevolent mentor!Snape, which I suppose is either an enticement or a warning depending on your preferences. You SHOULD be warned that it’s a WIP. But the author is currently actively posting the 6th book, and I have hope it won’t be abandoned :)

Any Instrument by dicta_contrion (131K)- Draco Malfoy wouldn’t go back to England for anything less than an exceptional case. Being asked to figure out why Harry Potter can’t control his magic might be exceptional enough to qualify.
Okay I have a HUGE thing for healer!draco and this fic portrayed him so so so perfectly. Harry is having complications with his magic after an operation gone wrong. So Draco comes from France and of course they can’t get together because Draco is Harry’s healer but OMG THE UST and then let me just say that when they finally do have sex, it’s the most beautiful, moving, heart-stopping sex scene you will ever read. Like, I felt it in my soul. And the character development is so compelling and there are literally no flaws in this fic whatsoever.

Starts With a Spin by Maxine (120K)- It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there’s almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.
AAAAH this fic has all the teenage drarry feels! They’re so in character, always trying to one-up each other! And like these constant party games are happening and they’re being “forced” to go further and further with each other by their friends until they’re actually having sex, and YET THEN THE WAR IS STILL ON AS WELL, and it’s just super well-written and great! Another classic :D

Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren (210K)- Need a perfect stranger? Ask Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever’s needed for each occasion. He’s not sure whether he should be more surprised, worried, or amused when Draco Malfoy comes to Metamorphosis and requests an actor who can play his boyfriend so that his parents will disown him. Yet Harry has even more dangerous choices after he creates Brian, Draco’s “perfect” boyfriend. Draco doesn’t know who Brian is, but he’s trying to find out—and now so is Harry.
Aaah Lomonaaeren! Drarry writer of my dark, dark heart! And yet I know some people aren’t huge fans of her style and I don’t want to be reccing her fics all the time, so I try to keep the Lomon recs relatively infrequent. But if you are looking for long fics and you do like her style, I’m pretty sure she can keep you busy for like an entire year. This woman is more prolific than Steven King, and it’s a true blessing. As for this particular fic, Harry basically has Dissociative Identity Disorder, but he has been making the most of it by running a whoever-you-need-for-hire business. Only then Draco arrives, and Harry’s world had to come crashing down at some point and that point is NOW, and the drama is just so so good and this fic gave me ALL THE FEELS. It’s possibly my favorite of her fics :)

FUNNY SON & DAD
  • Son: Dad I want to marry.
  • Dad: Say Sorry.
  • Son: For what?
  • Dad: Say Sorry.
  • Son: But for what?
  • Dad: You first say Sorry.
  • Son: But what's my fault?
  • Dad: You first say Sorry.
  • Son: At least tell me the reason.
  • Dad: First say Sorry.
  • Son: Ok Dad! I'm sorry.
  • Dad: Now you are ready for marriage my son. Your training is complete. You've learned to say sorry without any reason.
  • asexual annabeth: *exists*
  • me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

brown-aces  asked:

Thanks a lot Carrie but you literally just stabbed me in the heart with your post about Holt and his son Jake

what? so you mean you don’t want me to talk about the idea of holt going to visit jake and rosa in prison? having to walk the halls he knows like the back of his hand from a million different visits to interrogate perps and visit suspects for new leads, only then having to take a brand new turn to the visitors’ room, where he has to sit with jake and a sternly enforced no-touching rule that he chafes against for the first time in his life, even though he’s not entirely sure why or what he’d do differently if the rule weren’t there. he tries to apologize for getting jake into this mess, for asking jake to trust that he’ll be able to bail them out and then failing them. and of course jake cuts him off, like, 3 seconds in to say it’s not his fault at all. i won’t talk about the fact that it definitely occurs to holt for just a second, when he’s most mad at himself, that he failed peralta just like roger. i won’t talk about the “son” that he adds under his breath when he says goodbye and turns to leave, or the fact that jake totally heard it.

i definitely won’t talk about all the late nights holt and amy work to get him back, case files spread out over the kitchen table (the beautifully stained wood below hasn’t seen the light of day in weeks below the weight of a thousand different papers from a thousand different seemingly unrelated cases that have the name hawkins somewhere in the paperwork). i won’t talk about the fact that at some point, late one night while staring at a series of drug busts from the early 90s, holt slips from “sergeant santiago” to “amy”, or the pride that wells up in amy’s chest when she finally stumbles on a lead and holt triumphantly holds up a hand for a high five. definitely won’t mention kevin bringing them lemonade in the afternoon when he gets home, or the fact that cheddar only chews on a single file - even he seems to understand how important it is.

nope. definitely won’t talk about any of this. definitely don’t want to think about any of it omg.

(sorry not sorry)

When your OTP is interacting with each other

My North Star (pt 4)

Originally posted by eyomo


A/N: I got around to writing part four tonight! I hope you all like it. There no way in hell that this is going to be finished by part 5, because I’m thinking of at least another three parts. BUT Let me know if you want a part 5, otherwise I’m not going to continue to write!

Summary: You have been in love with your best friend, the one constant in your life, for as long as you can remember. But what happens when the new girl comes along? And a new guy, who’s pining for your heart.

Length: 3563 words omg sorry not sorry. I’ll make the rest of the parts shorter 

Previous parts: part 1 part 2 part 3

Genre: angst, romance, fluff.

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SOS

a/n- this is short because it is early/late. Sorry not sorry!

Request: Omg I love your soulmate AU btw Could you write a Jason Todd x reader where the reader is sick and Jason has to take care of her (and is low key freaking out)

Word Count: 140

You opened your bleared eyes up and let out a little moan. Jason ran his cool hand along your forehead, “Baby,” A calm voice roused you from your nap.

“Mmmmm?” You replied, briefly looking at the concerned face of your boyfriend, before closing them again.

Jason sighed before bringing out the forehead scanning thermometer. Then he cursed in his head when he saw your temperature. He had given you the medicine a half hour ago - why wasn’t it working?!? 

Also, why was this bothering him so much? He’d faced down much scarier mob bosses and villain then little old you with a flu. But when you collapsed on the couch earlier today due to a coughing fit he’d gone week in the knees… He… He loved you didn’t he? He loved you. Damn it. That made everything worse…

Jason went into the kitchen to get you a glass of water. He paced along the island, chewing on his lip, having an inner battle with himself before he finally pulled out his cell phone. His leg bounced as the phone rang, almost letting out a sigh of relief when who ever he was calling answered.

“Alfred -thank god- we gotta situation!”