I’m so tired of these questions in class: “What would you do if you had million dollars.” What a fucking joke. I’d call the police, because someone fucking robbed me. It was probably Obama who stole it; fucking commie.
—  Freshman Business Major
I just got a Skype tour of my mom’s kitchen.

Apparently, her husband has become the biggest neat freak and just finished arranging all the silverware, plates and every other thing my sisters clearly didn’t give a damn about, so he thought he’d call me to show me and make me proud.

Everyone, meet my dad…. The neat freak.



Kissing wounds isn’t really compatible with Gascoigne’s tendency to become a bloodthirsty werewolf.

Headcanon by fade-lobster.

do u ever realize someone working on criminal minds actually has to look up all the random shit spencer reid recites in the show??? it’s so funny, there is an actual person who probably spends so much time looking random shit up that no normal person would ever need to know & verifying it just so a character in a show can recite it & be correct

seeing ur childhood inspiration and art senpai finally create a webcomic like they always aspired to like seven years ago and seeing all the improvement in their art???? more like actual tears

Ryan gave a hiss of anger, pulling roughly at the chains on his wrists. He had been repeating this action at odd intervals throughout the past few hours, hoping this would loosen, but no to avail; they remained firmly fastened to the wall and circled around his wrists. He glanced over at his fellow captive, scowling.

“What do they even want with us?”


that promo tho

that’s why you can’t trust dan harmon

he’s mocking us.. this is 2x21 all over again

ok you want jeff and annie together? let’s show 841421 scenarios of what season 7 could be when we know that there will not be a season 7 and 



jeff and annie are together like you guys want



*has bobrowgate war flashbacks* 


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Being called transphobic cause I find dick pics unappealing 😒😒😒😒😒 1. How am I transphobic if I’m trans ?????????? 2. Yall know I have sex with people with penises right? I’m cool with penises in person, it’s just dick pics are disgusting to me, if you wanna send me a pic of you and I can see your dick print through your shorts or sweatpants that’s fine I actually like those. Yes I do prefer vagina, but that doesn’t make me transphobic. Get out of here with that mess. 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒