sorry-cards

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im stupid and have a problem but im taking quick $30 commissions so i can get at least ONE qipao card on love live (i saved up 50 gems BUT APPARENTLY THAT ISN’T ENOUGH FOR EVEN ONE!!!)

flat colors, bust/torso $30 

two characters is $50

paypal only, email me emigoboom@gmail.com with what you would like! this will only be open for a short while bc i am still pretty busy I JUST HAVE A PROBLEM

thank you everyone for support! i got a fair amount so i will be closing for now. i still haven’t gotten the cards yet but i already dropped more money than i wanted on it and i feel immense guilt every time i do orz i will give it one more shot before the SR guarantee period ends….thank you everyone!

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Arisen in the deep, wild jungles of planet Nylessia, Herifas are one of the youngest races in the Universe. Nylessia is jungle planet with high temperatures and wild, but incredible life. Nylessia is in the next closest Solar System to the Almarians. She have sister planet called Anthema, which is only one colonized planet by Herifas.

They evolved as beautiful, strong race, with astounding immune systems and incredible healing powers; They are the best healers in the whole Galaxy, Herifas can prouce healing potions almost from everything. But evolving so quickly, with such power started to interest and bother at the same time the older races, the one existing already in Universe, as Herifas themselves, although they were known for their strong faith.

Their whole race is gathered around cult of the “Maker” - A goddess who created them and their world. They call her also “Creator” or “sculptor”. Even if there aren’t proof she ever existed, they still worship her and build temples in her honor. From the times when they lived in caves there is alot of cave paintings representing them and their Goddess protecting them from meteors, learning them how to plant vegetables and corn, and in later times, teaching them basics of mathematics… And that cave paintings bringed then to the point of endless war with Almarian Empire.

Everyone was noticing how impossible it is to have such advanced healing powers and immune systems at such early stage of evolution, and how similiar to Almarian Herifas are: They clothing, their buildings, their ways of teaching and dividing years in sectors. They were all speculations until the day when Empire avow that they were observing Herifas from early stages of their evolution and how they decided to help them.

Whole Herifas believes were destroyed with one sentence - Almarians said tere was not a Goddess, but female commander responsible for project of imporiving them, for meetings with them, teaching them mathematics, and how to plant corn; How the asteroid whcih was meant to destroy the planet changed it course because of Almarian spaceships force, not by Goddess blessing. Also the brutal truth came out from darkness - Almarians were taking Herifas and modify their DNA so they could evolve faster and with their desired healing powers - To have in them powerful allies. Herifas never accepted it, never believed it, and there was noone there to confirm if the Almarians were saying the truth, so from the day when Herifas learned about Almarians testing on them, they started with them a war - The most pointless and unbalanced one which ever was in the Galaxy.

Because of the War, instead of evolving more - As one of the most peaceful race as they were -  Herifas standed in place; Their abbilities were not improving more, most of their cities turned to ruins, and the life on their planet started to die; They still didn’t learned their lesson and after 50 years without any attack they started attacking Almarians again, still with their “Creator” name on their lips.

Although whole galaxy knows how their relligion looks like, only Herifas knows the real name of their Goddess, it is painted with finger on one of their most precious historical stones - And it says Janiri.

Eyes: Very small and black
Hairs: They don’t have hairs; They are or bald or have tentacles on their heads.
Skin: White or low saturades shades of blue/turquoise
Lifespan: Theif lifespan is shortening due to their stopped evolution, but it is something arounf 8000 years
Additional info: Their height is compared to almarians. They have androgynous bodies, females have wide hips. They have pointy, but not big ears. Talented in healing.

They still believe in their goddess Janiri.

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Roy has left four messages for Sonia this morning. If she doesn’t ring him back by midday he’s calling his lawyer, she’ll be sorry then. She’s probably at the hair salon. He ought to cancel her credit cards. Oh I’m sorry Mrs Goddard, this card has been declined. The reason given is ‘Insufficient fucks given by disgruntled spouse’. Would you like to try another?

He is delivered some papers to sign by Celine, one of the front office staff. He casts an approving eye over her outfit.

Roy: Looking good, Celine. Have you been working out?

Celine: The only work out I get is exercising my right to drink a bottle of wine every night. Can you get these back to me within the hour? Thanks.

Roy: I’ll try. I’m a very busy man.

Celine: And Gus wants to know if you’ve finished drafting Freddie’s speech for tomorrow.

Roy: I never do drafts, Celine. It’s all or nothing. Go big or go home, you know what I’m saying?

Celine: Uh huh. See you later, Roy.

She walks slowly across the room and he fondly recalls the phrase two puppies fighting under a silk sheet. He picks up the newspaper and flicks through, one eye on his phone- You have forty minutes Sonia, until I get the big guns out. Forty minutes!- until his attention is caught by an article about controversial and avante-garde artist Naomi Patel, whose ‘high-concept sculptural penises point upwards toward our phallocentric society and the inanity of existence’. And whose newest works (designed to shock through frank Freudian imagery!) will be shown at an exhibition opening at the Bridgeport Modern Art Gallery next Saturday. It is rumoured that the notoriously beautiful and reclusive Naomi (wife of disgraced businessman Rajan Patel, currently on trial in Isla Paradiso for tax evasion) will actually be opening the exhibition herself.

It is so quiet in Roy’s head he can hear the blood draining from his face. He almost invited Sonia to an exhibition of Naomi’s giant penis sculptures.