sorry yall oops

anonymous asked:

We know Lance is super smart, but... Headcanon that sometimes in everyday situations (or what counts for everyday situations when you're fighting a space war) he just loses all common sense and says and does dumb things. It happens so much and it's so funny that the team starts calling these times Lance Moments. Even when someone else does a dumb thing, it is called having a Lance Moment.

dude sorry this was one of those asks i’ve been sitting on bc i just. love to think of not only lance moments. but a whole array of paladin moments.

  • lance moment: when you get too overconfident and embarrass yourself
    • origin: “wow that’s like 1000 plus 10″, and other greatest hits
    • example:
      shiro: hey guys be careful there’s a bunch of debris up ahead
      keith: whatever i can handle it [promptly crashes into space garbage]
  • keith moment: when you forget all social etiquette
    • origin: just when the other kids had finally acclimated him to Teenage Interactions, he tried to fistbump a diplomat and it was interpreted as an attack
    • example:
      alien host: and here is our most sacred animal
      pidge: eww
      lance: [slapping a hand over her mouth] what keith here meant to say was,
    • pidge almost has more keith moments than keith. but keith’s are always more disastrous so he holds the title.
  • pidge moment: when you completely forget that there’s something else you’re supposed to be doing
    • origin: pidge was supposed to be developing a virus or something so everyone left her alone but after a full day somebody checked on her and it turns out she got distracted and had actually been programming a game on her computer
    • example:
      coran: oh, hunk! did you finish recalibrating the teludav?
      hunk: [surrounded by books on taujeerian biology] did i what
      pidge: AHA!! IT WASN’T ME THIS TIME!!
  • hunk moment: when you get overemotional at inopportune times
    • origin: everyone pulled off an incredible maneuver in the middle of a battle and hunk started tearing up and talking about how much he loves everyone and “hunk, i love you too buddy, but maybe save this for later”
    • example:
      shiro: …and you’re such a smart and talented young lady and i’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished–
      pidge: ok ok i know hunk thank you but i really need to be hacking into this server right now
  • shiro moment: when you accidentally let something really morbid slip out
    • origin: after two sleepless nights, allura asked shiro if there was anything he needed and he replied in a monotone “the sweet embrace of death”
    • example:
      coran: it’s a fascinating creature honestly! once it has completed growing, it only has ten quintants before its body begins destroying itself.
      lance: goals
      keith: …are you ok? that was a very shiro thing to say.


  • allura moment: when you surprise everyone with a previously unknown kickass ability
    • origin: the shapeshifting thing, and probably many others
    • example:
      pidge: [grabs a stick and knocks a bomb far into the distance]
      lance: what the heck
      pidge: what? matt and i used to play baseball all the time, i’m pretty good at it
      lance: god you’re such an allura
  • coran moment: when you pull a paladin moment, but play it off flawlessly
    • origin: anything he ever says. he’s making up half the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. nobody notices or calls him out on it.
    • example: there are none. coran is the only being known to pull off a coran moment.

it’s that time of the year when you make ur boyfriend a jack-o-lantern of himself  ٩( ᐛ )و




happy birthday to our min yoongi ♥


The full Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency SkyBound Interview.

jay-borb  asked:

What does fell Allen look like?

like a mess absolutely ravaged by anxiety and mistakes

  • Jyn: As president of the Bodhi Rook fanclub, I decree that today we are all going to go around in a circle and say something we admire about Bodhi. Our Vice President has requested to go first.
  • Luke: [clears throat and pulls out list]

SO ALAN WAS SO CUTE AND SWEET he even remembered us!! and he writes cute little things on autographs. he wrote a k2 line for me - “ariana, you are being resuced” and it’s adORABLE

he? Soft™

anonymous asked:

h o l y shit idk if it’s still appropriate to be sending stuff related to America idk how long ago those messages happened but like jfksnf totally 100 1000% agree with you like deadass my friend and I have conversations about the differences between them and us like come on you’re not that great lmao you don’t need your own system for things ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

us and them as in. the usa and literally everywhere else in the world?

Dear Louis and Harry,

I love you both to the moon.

I never believed in love until I saw you two fighting for yours.

I couldn’t accept who I really was until I saw you two fighting to be who you really are.

I know your hands are tied. I would take a bullet for both of you. I’d walk through fire for both of you if you needed help in a real life setting. I’d do literally almost anything to help or support you two and the lovely Larries in this fandom. However, I cannot take anymore gaslighting or abuse from your handlers and the hostile fandom they’ve created. It is making me both physically and emotionally unwell.

I’m in tears writing this. It feels like I’m betraying and abandoning you two, and the Larries and confused baby queers who need me, but to protect myself, I’m taking a break. I’ll be quietly, and slightly more distantly watching. I am anxiously waiting for the day you two are finally able to rise like a phoenix and enjoy your freedom. I know it’s coming, but I am not as strong as you two. I fought my hardest, I screamed as loud as I could. I did my best to help the fandom recover after each painful blow. I’m exhausted. I will be here 100% with my bleeding heart and soul still, but I will come back with all my expendable income and endless free promo when you two are free.

This is not a goodbye, this is just a see you later. Keep fighting for each other. You’re going to change the world, my little Power Couple of the Millennium. I’m so so so proud of you two and I can’t wait for things to get better for you, and to get better for this fandom, especially for all the baby queers around here. I’ll be around for the celebrations, but I can’t take any more days like today.

Thank you both so much for everything you’ve done for me. Intentionally and unintentionally. Thank you for everything you do as a shout to the Larries. Thank you for RBB and the rainbow flags. Thank you for your sincerity and genuine thank you’s. I see you both. I see through it all. And I love you so much. Stay strong. You’re going to win this Big Gay War, and it’s almost over. Take care of yourselves and each other.

To my followers:  Thank you all for everything as well. You are beautiful EXACTLY the way you are. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, especially not the shitty greedy money hungry management of a fucking boyband. Take care of yourselves and each other too.

To anyone who still thinks this fucking shitshow isn’t a Big Gay War:  Surprise! You’re still WRONG.

honestly fuck this tag. all we do is watch these people and talk shit about them, then probably talk shit about people in real life because everyone is #petty. But suddenly when someone talks some shit yall feel all high and mighty as if you NEVER said anything bad about anyone ever and are the inventors of the fundamentals of peace and kindness.