Shouting to Steve through the communication device because you’re pregnant, again, after giving birth of four healthy, strong little super soldiers
You: We had talk about this Rogers! This is the fifth time, fifth!
Steve: You know I uses protection every time!
Clint: Guys they’re really doing this–
You: The condom DIDN’T WORK! For fuck’s sake, *Paul: Oh hey! That’s a nice pun.* *Tony: LANGUAGE!* I’d even ate the pills! What the hell is in the serum?!
Bruce: Cap, you know we can hear it right–
Peter: Mrs. Rogers please clam down. Pregnant woman should not be too aggressive–
You: Steve Rogers you should better say something.
Steve: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, dear. But can you just let me enjoy a second of the joy of going to be a dad? *Tony: I don’t understand how can a person be exciting after already be a dad for four times.* *Bruce: Think about your suits, Tony.* *Tony: Oh!* We should tell kids they’re having a new brother or sister!
You: You’re a jerk Steve. *Bucky laugh in the background* I’m going to tell them, and I decide the name and who be the godparents. You should better prepare to change the diapers and keep your eyes open 24h for the next 2 years.
Natasha: Congratulations then.