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anonymous asked:

hc's for the paladins with a touch-starved s/o who needs a lot of long hugs and physical affection?

Anon, don’t stalk me. And stop calling me out, it’s rude. ~ Mod Saffron


  • Shiro doesn’t mind at all. If you need a hug or just a cuddle of the arm, simply wrap your arms around him and he will bless you with the best Dad Hug™.
  • He, too, is somewhat starved of affection since half of his arm is gone and replaced with a machine. No one can tell, but Shiro seems to like all things fluffy and simply enjoy the sensation of soft things.
    • Since you have not been graced with familial love and attention, Shiro will swallow any opportunity he gets to fluff you hair, kiss you, or rub your shoulders.
      • Psst. Shiro gives the best massages, he’ll murder those knots in no time flat ;)
    • He will never let you have a moment where you are alone in your own thoughts even for a second, since he knows that you might conjure up some theories about why someone didn’t touch you happily today.
      • You got a sad look? He’s already smothering you in hugs and kisses. Maybe some tickles on the side to make you laugh.
  • Tells you to never be ashamed about being affectionate, but to always direct the feeling to him first. Seeing you drape yourself over Pidge or Lance really irks him because can he have that, too?
  • Cuddles are always a thing.
    • Massages, too. Those always lead to something more deeper, if ya catch me drift ;DD


  • People think Keith is very reserved via touch but he is often showed to be an instigator for friendly touches. If you lean your head onto his shoulders, you best be betting your ass that he will lean his head back onto yours.
    • Often times, Keith will try to lace fingers with you and rub the back of your hand with his thumb. He’ll create weird, inconsistent patterns across your skin, but the sensation of his cold digits are nice.
  • He enjoys long hugs. It allows him to register things like, who is in his arms, why he’s holding them, and what they mean to him in his life. It makes his heart beat faster when he realizes, Shit, I love her.
    • If you don’t give him at least a few hugs or rubs throughout the day, he will know something is up. He won’t even ask questions, he’ll just tug you into a tight embrace and sling his arms around your back to trace the skin beneath your shirt.
  • Keith likes those private hugs where you’re in each other’s arms and your foreheads are clamped together. You’re just staring into his eyes and feeding each other Eskimo kisses, it’s great.
  • The usual touch he will give you is a shoulder rub or a hand squeeze. Yeah, he’s cliche like that, but he’s basically devoid of all human affection since he was a kid so humor him.
    • He’s actually more touch-starved than you but we’ll let that slide for now.


  • He has his moments of depression and loneliness, but will never attempt to burden others about it. Self-reserved about his feelings, but you’re his significant other who feels the same way? You two are spending the night all cocooned in blankets and never letting go of each other.
    • But you gotta wash up sometime, right? Screw it, Lance’s grip around you is like an anaconda.
    • “Lance, off, I need to shower! We stink!” “Let me shower you in kisses, babe.” 
      • You know you like it, but you can’t help rolling your eyes dur dur
  • Lance isn’t touch-starved, he’s a spoiled brat, but he does like to hug people. He’s Cuban, after all, they all give kisses as greetings and big bro hugs to part ways. He’s a very affectionate baby, so your hugless days are over once you meet him.
    • He’s always touching you. Hands, shoulders, butt (LANCE!), back, you name it.
    • He tried to give you massages without getting a boner, but he will work on it as your relationship delves further on.
  • Lance’s long hugs consist of rocking back and forth, humming foreign words of comfort, and stringing his fingers through your scalp. His hugs never end until you say so and his body is very easy to reach around and squeeze. 
    • He wants you to feel loved more than anything and if he can get a small smile out of you, he can ascend to Heaven happily. Tickle fights are imminent, so be on guard.


  • Best self-proclaimed cuddler who will gladly share his bear hugs with his love. Will always rub your arms and have a hand rubbing your back, to which you will sink yourself into and stay there. 
    • You might cry from too much affection that was never bestowed upon you, but he will comfort you gently with more hugs and soft-spoken words.
    • Before he cuddles with you, however, he will whip up some space cookies and hot water because he wants to get some levelheadedness and maybe talk your feelings out before you sink into his plush body.
      • Hunk, you fool, just cuddle. Then everything will be alright.
  • He likes to talk his hugs out just because he doesn’t enjoy silences. It irks him to the point where he just has the need to spout something from his mind.
    • You don’t mind the background of his chatter, as long as you have his beefy arms wound around your figure.
  • You feel safe in his arms, so you will never go to sleep without yourself in them. You might seem clingy at first, but he honestly doesn’t mind.
    • Hunk loves this attention he gets emotionally because he’s been told that his body frame would never attract anyone so he depends on a relationship based around emotion.
      • Yeah, he has a reason to be hugged, too. Jeez.


  • Doesn’t care if she’s not touchy-feely because she will give up any machine in the world to make you feel safe and emotionally alright. She’s not the greatest at social interactions, but she does enjoy a little hug now and then to comfort her.
    • She’s 15, for Quiznack’s sake. Comfort the babe.
  • Pidge’s family consisted of mostly boys, besides her mother, so she isn’t really used to the consistent hug thing. 
    • It’s confirmed that she descends from Italians, so the older side of her family must have been naturally affectionate with one another.
      • Pidge loves/hates wet smooches on the side of her cheek as she’s working, but she will always get you back.
      • This relationship also allows her to experiment with her comfortability in her affection zone. Turns out she loves cuddling and kissing. She’s just getting used to her feelings, so take some time with her, be patient.
    • “Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti.”
  • Even if she’s diligently working on something, just sit next to her and she’ll subconsciously reach out for your hand and rub it. She enjoys your head on her back, the pressure keeps her concentrated.
  • She’s not really a fan of long hugs, to be honest, but she really enjoys holding you from the side as you both sit against a wall or something. The side hold allows her tiny body to breathe without being confined to a tight sweaty hug.
    • “But cuddles are the same–” “Shh, don’t be upsetti.”

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Can I rant? Okay. Here goes.

This is what I saw today at the US Holocaust Museum Memorial in D.C. this “All lives matter” sentence as someone’s supposed take away from what can only be described as a humbling experience.

If this doesn’t sum up the ignorance of the “all lives matter” movement… I don’t know what will.

Setting aside the fact people were wearing their “make America great again hats” indoors and through the exhibits (through the entire floor on refugees and how many Jewish lives were lost to people’s racism that could have been prevented), and ignoring the girls taking selfies at the memorial as well as screaming, unattended children, people kissing in front of hundreds of photos of victims, general disrespect, etc… *this* person’s “takeaway” was the one to break me.

All lives matter.

Where do you even begin to interpret that in the given context? I can only begin to assume they made this as their statement to black lives matter and the idea behind that movement.

To the author of this statement, I ask:

The Nazis that you saw photos of burning and shooting children, do their lives matter equal at the holocaust museum?

The profiteers whose vicious actions of stealing wealth and land from displaced peoples were depicted on the wall, do their lives matter equally at the holocaust museum?

The neighbors of Jews who you read about selling their friends, doctors and schoolmates out to secret police groups, do their lives matter equally at the holocaust museum?

Because by saying “all lives matter” at this museum, you are diminishing the lives that the museum was built to remember and mourn.

By saying “all lives matter” at a black lives matter demonstration, you are diminishing their plight and mission for equality.

Jewish lives matter.

That is the acceptable takeaway from this museum. Saying anything else is an insult to our families, ancestors, and the horrifically murdered.

i don’t see how anyone is surprised that marlene killed yvonne so spoby could happen. it was pretty fucking obvious that she wasn’t going to stick around from the start. it’s rushed, it’s shitty writing, it’s problematic as hell, and yvonne and spoby both deserved a far better resolution. 

But come on, this is the writing team that decided romance was having caleb and spencer fall in love for half a season only for caleb to cheat on her with hanna and then claim he’s loved hanna all along, who are still romanticizing a teacher/student relationship that, even looking past all it’s other transgressions, continues to be boring af, who think the best way to put emily and alison together, the slowburn ship to end all slowburn ships who would have had no trouble being brought together naturally, is to introduce two other girls for emily and then inject emily’s eggs into alison in a complete and utter violation of both girls bodies. 

like, did you expect better from the writers? really? if you didn’t see this coming i don’t know what to tell you. 

Friendly Reminder

that while you can make jokes about Feyre manipulating Lucien in ACOWAR by using his mating bond with Elain, that will not make him change. It will make him worse. His condition will get worse as the female he saw as a friend, manipulates him again and again. Just as Tamlin did to him.  


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I realised you asked for laughing, but I couldn’t find that many?? So I compromised. I hope you don’t mind!