❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
❝Boo, you whore!❞
❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
❝That is so fetch!❞
❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
❝And none for [name], bye!❞
❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
❝She doesn't even go here!❞
❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
❝[Name] had cracked.❞
❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
❝Is butter a carb?❞
❝You can't sit with us!❞
❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
❝The limit does not exist!❞
❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞
I Can't Help Falling In Love With You - George Weasley Imagine
Hiya please could I have a George one shot? Reader meets George for the first time at Fred’s wedding, reader is the maid of honour and George is the best man. Thankyou!
Could you do a George wedding imagine? I don’t have any specific details. I just really love weddings and George Weasley
Hello! May I request something if its not a big bother? It can be any prompt but can I include George serenading you by playing the piano and singing Cant Help Falling In Love With You? Thank you so much!
A/n: I decided to combine these requests! Hope you like it!
•(Y/f/n) = Your Friends Name•
I scratched my neck in frustration. Why would Fred and (Y/f/n) choose theses dresses? This dress is making my neck and body itchy. As the maid of honor, I guess I should have told my best friend, (Y/f/n), something when we went dress shopping for the bridesmaids dresses and wedding dress; but I didn’t want (Y/f/n) to be disappointed. She seemed so excited when she first laid eyes on this dress and I didn’t want to say no. The bridesmaids dresses are cute no doubt but it’s the material that’s killing me. I look in the body mirror and pat my dress down. It’s a long blue gown that reaches my toes, it has a slit on the side showing my leg. My hair is down, I just curled it and was quite happy with the results. I step out of the bathroom where loud chattering was heard. Lots of people where here at the wedding, Fred’s family and (Y/f/n)’s family are all here.
“Places everyone!” I heard a voice scream, everyone began to walk left and right making me confused. Once the crowd cleared up and stopped moving, I quickly stepped onto the platform where the bridesmaids, groomsmen, and groom are taking places. Fred looks like he’s about to pass out “Don’t be nervous Freddie” I whisper, he looks up at me “I’m not nervous! Well… Maybe a little” he says biting his lip “Don’t be. Everything will be fine” I whisper, he nods his head slowly before facing the aisle where (Y/f/n) is walking down already. The brightest smile I have ever seen was on her face and the look on Fred’s face was priceless. As (Y/f/n) takes her place in front of Fred, I look beyond his head to see his twin brother, George looking straight at me. I’ve heard (Y/f/n) talk about him sometimes, but I’ve never met him before. He winks and smiles at me making me blush and get a tingling sensation in my stomach. Are those butterflies?! I clap when Fred dips (Y/f/n) dramatically and kisses her like there’s no tomorrow. The party goes on and on, noting interesting going on until I get to the punch bowl.
I grab a cup and start to drink but someone knocks into me making me drop it on my dress. I gasp as the cold liquid soaks the front of it. “Oh no! I’m so sorry!” I heard a voice exclaim, I look up to see him. George. He’s looking at me, our eyes locking together. His stare is so intense, it might make me melt. He shakes his head “Sorry. Here, wear my jacket.” He says quickly taking off his black jacket “No, it’s okay. You don’t have too” I whisper, he smiles softly making me want to kiss him. “I want too” he says putting the large jacket over my shoulders. I slip my arms through the sleeves; it’s way to big but I don’t mind. It smells just like him. Manly yet gentle at the same time. “I don’t think we’ve meet before” he says raising his eyebrow “You sound so sure. Maybe we have” I say smirking “No we haven’t. I would have remembered if I met a beautiful girl like you.” He says smugly, I laugh lightly trying to hide the fact that he made me blush yet again. “George. George Weasley.” He smiles making my insides melt “(Y-Y/n)” I stutter out. I have to get away from him before my knees buckle underneath me. “Hopefully, I’ll see you around. George” I say before walking away “Oh, you’ll see me! That’s a promise!” He says loudly. I can’t help but smile.
~ 5 Years Later~
I patted down my large puffy white skirt, my wedding dress is way more comfortable than my bridesmaids dress from many years ago. I look at myself in the mirror. I never thought that I would get married nor would I have thought I would meet my future husband at my best friend’s wedding. Maybe it was destiny all along that me and George met at the wedding. If I said no to be her bridesmaid, I probably wouldn’t even be standing in this beautiful dress. I would probably be at home feeling lonely. Unlike what I feel now. I feel happy, I’m marrying the person that has made the past five years the best of my life. I’m marrying the person who spilled punch all over my dress. I’m marrying the person that I love and want to spend the rest of my life with. George Weasley.
“(Y/n)? Are you ready?” I hear a voice whisper, I turn around to see (Y/f/n) smiling at me. I wiped the bottom of my eyes “No, I’m nervous” I cry, she quickly enters the room and hugs me tightly “Don’t feel nervous. You should see George, it looks likes he’s about to pee his pants.” She whispers making me laugh sadly. “I love him so much” I whisper looking up at her “And he loves you too” she smiles. I nod my head before standing. We leave the big tent that I’ve been waiting in and make our way towards the aisle. My dad is waiting there pacing back and forth, he stops when he sees me. His eyes tearing up. “Oh, my little girl” he whispers hugging me “Dad” I whisper “You look so beautiful” he says quietly “Thank you” I smile at him. We loop arms and start to make our way down the aisle. Me and George lock eyes the same way we did, the same night we met. His smile is wide, I can’t help but smile back just as wide. My dad kisses me on the forehead before letting me go. I stand in front of George and he grabs my hands in his gently. “You look amazing” he whispers but just loud enough for me to hear over the Wizard’s voice that’s starting the ceremony “You look handsome” I whisper “I can’t wait to kiss you” he says quietly. The wizard says some words, that me and George have to repeat.
“I, George Weasley, take, (Y/n) (Y/l/n), to be my wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.” George slips a ring on my finger as he says those words.
“I, (Y/n) (Y/l/n), take, George Weasley to be my wedded husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part.” I slip a ring onto George’s finger.
“Do you George Weasley, Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her so long as ye both shall live?”
“I do” George says immediately making me laugh lightly
“Do you (Y/n) (Y/l/n), Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honor and keep him, in sickness and in health; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him so long as ye both shall live?”
“I do” I say loudly giving George’s hand a tight squeeze.
“I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.” The ministry wizard said raising his wand and waving it above me and George’s head. George wasted no time to grab my waist and pull me forward attaching our lips in a soft and warm kiss. “I love you so much” I whisper placing my hands on his face “Not as much as I love you” he smiles before he whistles making the ministry wizard pull out a chair from behind him. “Sit” George says quietly before kissing me on the forehead. He walks behind the piano that was right down the aisle, where I walked through to get here. He grabs a microphone and starts to speak in it “This is for my wife, the person who always knew how to make me smile and to make me happy. This is for you honey” My eyes start to swell up. He starts to play the piano making me smile. I’ve never heard George sing before but right as he says the first words I knew he had the voice of an angel.
“Wise men say, only fools rush in. Oh, but I can’t help falling in love with you. Shall I stay? Would it be a sin. Oh, but I can’t help falling in love with you.”
Tears start to trail down my cheeks.
“Like a river flows surely to the sea. Darling so it goes. Some things are meant to be. So, take my hand, and take my whole life too. Cause I can’t help falling in love with you. Like a river flows so surely to the sea. Oh my darling so it goes somethings are meant to be. So, won’t you please just take my hand and take my whole life too. Cause I can’t help falling in love, in love with you. Cause I can’t help falling in love, falling in love. I keep falling in love, with, you” George stops singing and I’m crying in my hands, George engulfs me in a tight hug “What’s wrong love?” He whispers “Nothing’s wrong. That was so beautiful Georgie, I love you so much” I cry “I love you too” he says quietly wiping my tears away with his thumbs before kissing me on the lips softly.
Could you google the article "Why You Shouldn't Hate Straight White Men" and tell me your thoughts on it? It's on wordpress and the blog's name is thequietvoice18. One of my close friends wrote it, and I feel super uncomfortable about it because I don't agree with a lot of what he says but I can't tell if i'm just overreacting?? If you don't have time to do this it's cool, it would just be nice to hear another feminist's opinion on it.
Okay, I’m going to list my issues with this as I read. Obviously I don’t know your friend, so this isn’t about him as a person. He may be absolutely lovely, but I really don’t like this post, SO:
1. That conversation sounds fake as hell.
2. Oh good, the “I’m gay, so I feel that I can relate” justification for talking about issues that don’t affect him. Gay men are oppressed, of course, but that doesn’t mean they understand misogyny. Kind of like how I’m oppressed as a woman but don’t have first-hand experience with racism. Ugh. Plus he doesn’t elaborate on this topic or use his experience as a model for comparison, so why include it at all?
3. I strongly suspect that this person does not know what a radical feminist is and is instead using the term as a pejorative. Which, for the record, is really goddamn irritating.
4. Why does the “all men” hyperlink go to an excerpt from an article about the problem with rape jokes? The excerpt isn’t addressed to “all men”; it literally opens with “To all those who don’t think the rape joke was a problem, or rape jokes are a problem.” Which, you know, doesn’t describe all men.
5. Also, way to ignore the fact that the Huffpost Guide to Rape Culture article was written by a dude trying to help his fellow dudes. Oh, and you know why these articles exist? Because people believe that men don’t have to be “complicit in rape culture.” That they can change. Which is a pretty optimistic view, yes?
6. Not everything people do has to “contribute to equality.” Catharsis is actually a perfectly valid reason to do something, so long as you’re not hurting others in the process. And before someone jumps in with, “but that’s the point, hating men does hurt them,” I have two objections: First, that wariness/fear of men is often misconstrued as hate, and second, that women who are averse to men tend to avoid them. Like yeah, okay, if you loathe men with the core of your being and then give birth to a son that’s probably not going to go well, but avoiding men because you’ve had bad experiences with them doesn’t really harm anyone. And that’s usually what “hate” means in this context.
7. Which brings me to another problem: The post is too abstract. Some feminists hate men and are mean to them, yada yada yada, I’m not going to provide any examples or evidence and you just have to take my word for it because whatever. I’M SO SICK OF THIS. Like I can almost guarantee that the “man-hating” he’s talking about is just women expressing frustration and using hyperbolic language that doesn’t reflect their actual opinions. That’s something people do all the time, in all kinds of situations, but when it comes to feminism it’s always evidence of man-hating. If I say, “fuck I hate this town” after popping yet another bike tube on those damn cactus-lookin things all over the roads people know I don’t actually hate The Biggest Little City in the World, but if I say “I hate men” when complaining about the guy who crept behind me in his car for three blocks then suddenly I’m a big evil man-hater ROAR.
8. We should be nice to privileged people and open space for discussion, blah blah blah. Yeah, except we know that avoiding confrontation and trying to placate privileged people often lets them believe that they’re the exception to the rule, that none of this inequality is their fault. Of course civil discussion is important, but we have spaces for that already, and no one is obligated to open new ones. And maybe we could, you know, make demands of privileged people? Because while many resist those demands, not all of them do, and they’re usually the ones who need to change. Get your priorities straight, Duder.
9. No shit gender roles “hurt men too,” but this is not a “both sides have it equally bad” situation, and even implying that is either disingenuous as hell or indicative of a fundamental misunderstanding of privilege.
10. I don’t hate Jessica Valenti, but there are so many other books he could have recommended. Something tells me this person’s feminist education is less than extensive.
11. I love this line: “Agree or disagree that we should try to understand each other instead of just calling each other out?” He’s framed the question in such a way that no one would flat-out disagree, but his actual argument is flawed as hell.
12. Also rolling my eyes hard at “understand each other.” I’m just gonna link a relevant post I did for my side blog.
13. Oh hey, can I just point out that nothing in this post explains why we shouldn’t hate straight white men? It’s an argument for acting nice, but you can totally be nice to people you hate. Like one time I told Obnoxious Poetry Girl that her hairstyle was cute, but I still can’t stand her.
BIG requested by done (Hi!I was wondering if you could write something about y/n and Luke, where y/n is on tour with the guys and has feeling for luke but luke only thinks of her as a sister or close friend. but one day luke is comforting y/n bc of hate she’s getting, like being called a groupie, and she thanks him and tries to give him a kiss on his cheek but he moves his head and they accidentally kiss and he like freezes and y/n apologizes and leaves the room, but luke realizes he actually has feeling for her too.) ENJOY!!!!
You lock the door before pressing your back against it and sliding down until your bum touches the floor. You let the tears slide down your cheeks now you’re alone. A small sob escapes your lips but you bite your lip hoping to stay quite.
’(Y/N) open up’ you hear Luke’s voice, it’s soft, soothing but it only upsets you more, you’ve been avoiding him like the plague since you spilt your heart to him, but he rejected you, of course because your you, your nothing.
‘Leave me alone Luke’ you snap, you hear him sigh as you sniff. ’(Y/N) come on, you can’t avoid me forever’ he sighs a little; his words only making you feel more pathetic. 'Why are you crying?’ He asks, you hear shuffling and a scrap down the door and you assume he is sitting with his back to the other side of the door.
'Why do you care?’ You know you sound childish but you don’t care right now your hurt. 'Okay open this door, I’m serious (Y/N), open the fucking door’ he tells you, you can hear he is annoyed at what your said. You sigh reaching up you unlock the door and shuffle away a little so he can slip in and he does, closing the door and dropping down by your side.
'What’s up?’ He asks 'this isn’t about me right?’ He asks, you glance at him from the corner of your eyes. 'I hate you’ you mutter, you see the corner of his lips twitch with a smile, only making you glare harder.
‘They hate me, your fucking fans, hate me’ you tell him, he nods a little understanding and wraps an arm around your shoulders. You don’t relax into him like you normally would not for a moment anyway until he pulls you closer. ‘They call me a groupie; they make horrible rumours up about me. I hate it Luke, you guys are like my brothers, your all I have and they make me want to run away, get away from you guys. But your all I have and I never want to leave, but I don’t want to stay and I’m so confused Luke’ you cry into his chest, his large hand rubbing you back soothingly.
‘You don’t have to listen to them. I love our fans, we all do by they get weird some times and that’s just what happens. I’m sorry that they hurt you so much, I wish I could take the pain away’ he tells you, you sniff into his shirt trying to stop the tears but it’s doesn’t work, ‘And you know if you ever tried to leave us we would be following you around right?’ he chuckles a little and you let out a small scoff between your tears. ‘I’m serious, I dunno what we would do without you, and Michael wouldn’t even be able to get out of bed’ he laughs.
‘Seriously though, you’re our best friend…..my best friend and I wouldn’t know what to do without you. You have been here through it all; you make sure we don’t turn into arseholes.’ You feel his lips against your head as he speaks. ‘And you are a groupie, but you’re the cute groupie that stands back while the others throw themselves on us, you’re the one that supports us and our music not just are fame status. You were are first groupie and you better get used to it because the only time you’re not gonna be a groupie is when we split up’ he chuckles and you do to, pulling away from his chest a little.
‘I love you (Y/N), your truly one of the most important people in my life and I never, never even want you to lock yourself away from me and cry again, and I never want you to even think about running away from us….away from me’ he tells you taking your face in his hands, you nod a little, his pale blue eyes boring into yours, as his thumbs brush over your cheeks whipping away the tears.
‘Thanks Luke’ you whispers, he nods dropping his hands and you move in to kiss his cheek like you always do, but as your about to press your lips to his cheeks he moves and your lips brush, its literally seconds but it sends a shock through your whole body, and you hate yourself for feeling it, so much so that you stand and pull the door open rushing out. Fuck, that’s shouldn’t have happened, that brush shouldn’t have done that to you.
Her lips brush mine for a millisecond before she stands rushing out of the door and I’m frozen, why did that happen, how could that have happened. Its shock, it has to be shock. But I’ve never felt that before, not just shock can do this, I was shocked when Ashton scared me but this, this wasn’t shock, it was something new altogether. And although dreading something before I know what it is my stomach drops and my chest tightens, so much so I panic, am I having a heart attack. But it sooths back to normal in only seconds, love, its love, I love her.
After everything I said the other day, and I love her, I can’t just tell her, I can’t do that, I put her through so much pain, so much embarrassment but I hadn’t given myself time to think it over, me and her, we were friends, best friends always have been since we were eleven and she was adopted by my next door neighbours. I never thought I loved her, well not like this anyway, I but I do, don’t I? I love her.
‘I love you’ your head flies up to the door where Luke is standing, looking as shocked as you feel, you hadn’t heard the door open to lost in thought over the accidental kiss, all these years, all these years you have wanted that kiss, the first one to mean something, but it didn’t, not to him and it hurt like hell. You don’t look at him for long, to embarrassed by what had happened you drop your head.
‘What I said the other day, it was bullshit….I didn’t know it was bullshit but it was….just then, when, when we kissed, I mean I know it wasn’t really a kiss but it was close enough….but it, it made me realise that I do…I do love you, not as a best friend….well of course as a best friend but more too. I think….no, no it’s not think, I know….I know I’m in love with you’ his words have caught you off guard, your eyes and piercing through your fingers, they have frozen entwines which each other, you can’t move, not sure your even breathing are you hearing right? Is this happening.
His large hands slide over yours, covering them and you take in a sharp breath at his touch, he gently pulls you up, tilting your chin a little, ‘(Y/N) (Y/L/N) I love you’ he whispers, but your shaking your head, ‘That was meant to be it Luke, our first kiss, I have been imagining it for two god damn years and it was nothing, a brush, an accident, it meant nothing’ you sigh, disappointed and over whelmed by his confessions, his eyes are soft as they hold you captivated, ‘It wasn’t nothing, it wasn’t meaningless, it was a kiss of realization’.
I like the idea of angry chloe and I want to suggest an idea that would demand an angry chloe but I can't come up with anything good. maybe their first huge argument as a couple, and it could be over something small but they overreact and its cute.
“I’m not angry,” Chloe huffed, the words seething out from between her teeth. The inaccuracy of her words was proven in the grip she was maintaining over her drink. “I’m just disappointed, Beca.”
Beca rolled her eyes, moving away from the counter of red solo cups. “Chlo, chill. It’s not like it’s a big deal. So what if I don’t like country music? If anything, I should be mad at you for liking the shit in the first place.”
She wasn’t looking at Chloe when she said it, moving instead towards the couch in the middle of the Treble house. Deciding against it, though, when she realized what a house full of acapella boys could introduce to an unsuspecting couch, she turned back around. Chloe stood behind her, her mouth open and her arms crossed. She looked hurt, almost, if it weren’t for the glaring fire in her eyes.
“That shit?!?” Chloe gaped, blinking back tears.
“Dude, Chlo, it’s nothing to cry about.” As soon as she finished saying that, though, she regretted it. In a second, Chloe’s tears were gone, replaced with a set jaw and flaring nostrils.
“I’m not crying,” she said incredulously (though at this point she very clearly was). “I’m just so overwhelmed by the ignorance of your music taste that it’s making me emotional.”
Beca took a breath, putting her cup down on the coffee table and turning her head around. “The. Ignorance. Of. My. Music taste?”
hii!! I'm new to EXO and I just can't seem to memorise who is who so is there anyway to memorise who is who?? like any indication??
/heavy breathing/ ohmygodyesyeysyes okay so since i will go quite in depth with this, it’s going to be a quite long and heavy illustrating post, so i’m going to cut it and show mercy (and sorry for the bw shots but lets keep the aesthetic u v u asdfghj i will probably screw this but whatever) !!
even if this post helps i’ll actually recommend you to watch their showtime, since this is actually one of the first things they talk about. this way you’ll also be able to get to know them through their actions!
okay, so let’s start of with a nice group ‘photo’. the amount of members can be a little overwhelming, but i promise i’ll try and make it easier for you to recognize them!
so lets be real, the first member almost everyone notices is kai
kai (AKA kim jongin, the one with the power to teleport) is one of the youngest, born in ‘94 and is the main dancer of EXO-K. he was the first one to arrive and last one to leave the practice room while being a trainee, and before he became a trainee he practiced ballet and jazz, so with a big scoop of passion you get breathtaking art:
i mean LOOK at his expressions, it’s crazy how much energy he puts into his perfomances (and celebrities have praised him for it!)
he usually doesn’t have the biggest reaction to other performances. he doesn’t like wearing socks inside his shoes because it’s uncomfortable. he gets easily startled by fireworks and is a cutie towards his fans. for some reason he loves paperbags and he resembles asher from oh! my baby. his most famous ship in EXO is kaisoo (kai + kyungsoo). he also loves dogs (he calls his own his babies), his best friend is taemin from shinee and he is actually very wise and sensitive (he burst intotears when shinee won a big award at melon). if you want to spot him, look out for his blessed jawline, tan skin, deathly stare and perfect long legs!
d.o., also known as satansoo do kyungsoo is one of the main vocalists of EXO-K! he’s one of the shortest (if not the shortest) in EXO ( and has the power of strength/earth ) and his spins on stage, big eyes as well as the lack of shoulders (and let’s not forget his lovely velvety voice, perfect for R&B!!) makes him irresistibleeee
thislittlesquishyboy has a great talent for beatboxing and his english pronunciation is the best in EXO - and even though he can’t speak it, he enjoys listening to musiq souldchild and watch american movies in his freetime. for some reason the members love to touch him and tease him?? he has astigmatism, which explains why he sometimes burn holes intoobjects. he has close to none reactions when watching others perform, only occasionally blinking and breathing every few minute (just to stay alive, you know). the members he ‘clashes’ most with is baekhyun and chanyeol and people are always joking about how he so easily gets annoyed (well just by baekhyuns existence, really) compared to kai
the amount of fanboys from other kpop groups he has is quite astonishing. he recently made his debut in acting and has been praised to the heavens for it. he’s close to ryeowook from super junior and is great at cooking, although he sadly doesn’t have a lot of time to make anything for them. he’s bad with words and suffers from stage fright (but only if he has to speak). kai and d.o. are absolutely adorable together and kai’s stares are so possessive sometimes it’s scary. he’s quite easy to spot, you just have to look out for a tiny little guy (look how freakingcute he is) with eyes as large as teacups /gets kicked/ aND an amazing voice that will swoon you !
byun baekhyun has received the nickname bacon because of mispronunciations (and apparently him and tao are beef brothers???), but is known for his eyeliner makeup and slenderfingers !
baekhyun is a very dorky person (and i’d say the leader of the beagle-line) who loves to do aegyo for his fans, imitate his members and slap their ‘cute’butts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). when he smiles his mouth turns into a rectangle shape and his eyesmile is already level 900+ so you can’t really do anything but coo at this epitome of cuteness! his gf is taeyeon from girls generation and he’s apparently taehyung’s mama (can you figure out who’s who?). he invented the word ‘kkaebsong’ which is used when you regret something and feel like an idiot (like making a joke that’s not funny) or when you’re just sorry! he can manipulate light, and no wonder - look at him!
if you have trouble differentiating baekhyun’s and d.o.’s voices then keep this in mind: baekhyun’s have a higher pitch and a more ‘thin’ and clear tone (but when he sings softly you get so weak) whilst d.o.’s is thick and rich and filled with falsettos!
suho, or kim junmyeon, is the leader of exo and has trained for 7 years.
now this beautiful snow-white creature with angelic features were forced to perform Girl’s Days ‘Something’ crossdressed - and he were ethereal. now, don’t take his name suho lightly, for he is but a ‘guardian’ to exo. his power is water. his voice is highly underrated and he has a strong mentality, being able to represent the whole group after the major bomb were dropped only hours prior to the event. while his facial expressions are fabulous and his awkwardness is always present, this boy leader is quite academic, having ranked within top 50 on the whole school + his purse is empty but a single black credit card (there’s a reason his named is styled $uho) and will not hesitate to spend his money on his beloved members (he regularly treats them food to keep them at bay). he has a sweet spot for the maknae and got a man crush the moment he saw luhan (he literally confessed twice) and even asked who the ‘girl’ was - but it was luhan with a wig on lmao. just look out for someone who’s brighter and more beautiful than our futures lmao.
park chanyeolaka the giraffe who can control fire is the tallest in EXO (he was second to first in a model competition = SM contract) and has earned the nickname yoda because of his big ears! now this tall and baby faced main rapper can lull you to sleep with his beautiful voice (and surprisingly good like wtf where did his singing talent come from) and make you coo over hismusicalskills. he’s known for being playful (and get beaten up by satansoo).
and now it’s EXO-M’s turn! xiumin (kim minseok, the ice manipulator) is the fake maknae in EXO - don’t be deceived by his young and innocent looks for he is actually the eldest!
he loves coffee and is very passionate about it. he’s called baozi because of his bun-like cheeks (although they don’t really exist anymore /wails/) and has for some time been a little insecure about his body, thus has been dieting and making his members a little worried. despite the lack of height he’s fierce and doesn’t give a damn if baekhyun tries to do anything (which is quite often smh). he resembles g-dragon and sohee and knows dongwoo from infinite! his most popular ship is/was xiuhan but his squishiness makes him matchable with a couple of few …. the members are thirsty for xiuabs hehe
zhang yixing / lay is the healing chinese unicorn who is not as innocent as people think he is. he has a habit of kissing the members and his blank JPG face makes him look high on something lmao. he composed promise and his own solo stage song, and whereas kai is more fluid with his movements lay is more to the powerful moves.
he likes to do charity and never forgets to bow for every staff he passes. he has a very sensitive neck and cried at their first win with wolf (their first win ever actually) because he was so overwhelmed and touched. he is called the ‘changsha prince’ and can make the most questionable noises when excited. his way of comforting the members are primarily by whispering soothing words (at least … that’s what i presume it is??) and hugging them. look out for his dimple and stony faces!
chen … chenchenchen (lightening dancing machine kim jongdae) is - despite his position as main vocalist in EXO-M - actually korean (but he still got to do a duet with amazing zhang li yin in chinese !!). he’s the last member of the beagle line and shares the same trait as the other beagles that he’s very loud. he also likes to troll but gets very upset if he’s the one getting tricked.
his voice is very ‘thin’/’light’/FINE (idk how to say it) and can reach notes that sends chills down your spine and back up in heaven. when he doesn’t make dino noises, does … funny things with the members and gets teased for his camel eyes, he’s actually an angel (he gave hot packs to the ghosts in a haunted house). if you want to spot him; look for his high cheekbones/profound facial features and the corners of his mouth!
his biggest ships is/was taorisandtaohun. kris always took care of tao (who obviously likes to be treated nice things such as expensive accessories and food) and sehun is like his bff. with his narrow slim face and striking features (and height) he attracts attention from especially foreign fans. he’s a big fan of sns and is active on both instagram and weibo. he practices wushu (or has) but gets terrified and shies away from bugs and anything that moves in the dark. he’s the member who gets most often imitated by baekhyun (who mostly teases his pronunciations) but trust me when i tell you that baekhyun cares and has always been playful. he currently is injured and can’t participate in the promotions for call me baby, although he pushed himself on the first comeback stage (which worsened the injury).
okay so that’s the active members and you don’t have to read the rest if you don’t want to, but personally i’d like to give you the opportunity to get to know the inactive members as well, since you inevitably will stumble upon their videos sooner or later
okay … so let’s start with luhan (lu han). luhan was actually my first bias so i’m probably going to babble a little. because of his name and innocent and pure appearance he got the nickname Xiao Lu ‘little deer’ or Lu-ge. he’s reaaaally shy (but where he lacks in confidence in his speech he projects it trough his dance) and was scolded by SM for never speaking on TV (but his confidence level when speaking in chinese is always raised lvl 800), he’s generally a really precious being who hiccups when he laughs too much, he always looks out for the other members and is afraid of heights.
he got a guinness world record for the most commented weibo post with over 13 mio comments!!! he’s kai’s counterpart and they even shared a duet together. as pretty as he looks he’s actually really manly, no kidding. his teaser was the second to be released and his power is telekinesis, as seen in the mama mv. his laughter is quite famous because it alters his whole face and is sooooo contagious! he’s also becoming a well-known actor now, is currently filming a movie with matt damon about the great wall! his most famous ships are hunhan, layhan and xiuhan (OTP FEELINGS HERE). layhan were so adorable together i swear- BUT HUNHAN— FEELINGSCOMINGTHROUGH srsly watch all these videos okay and tell me aFTER IF YOU DIDNT GET TOUCHED BY THEM. they always whisper to each other way too close and laugh and and and just moves around so they are always attached to the hip ;; ugh /clenches heart/ i will just shamelessly leave a bunch of gifs
and that’s it! i really hope it was worth the wait and that you can use this information! ;; you can test yourself with the picture below, and when you feel ready for it try this one as a challenge! if you have any questions or just want to write/fangirl then please go ahead and stumble/glide/walk into my inbox! ♥♥♥
that picture and what you wrote made me tear up.. it's so beautiful that those kind of things still happen yet people seem to ignore it because they only think about themselves :-( and, I have this image on my head of luke having to hold michael to stop him from hitting someone because of something they say to/about you?? would you write a blurb around that? you're always so creative... <3
I’m glad you took something from the pic! (sorry it’s taken me so long to reply and do this :o) Love you! xxx
okay omg so stuff like this would happen often right, because you know, being michael’s girlfriend and all, there would be tonnes of criticism thrown your way. And I mean, you generally coped with it not too badly. You’d just brush it off, ignore it, try not to take it personally or anything. But Michael wouldn’t be so good about it.
Like, you’d be sitting around one night after a concert or something and you would’ve been in the audience watching your four best friends and they were just brilliant and you’d have been just full on enjoying the night and dancing stupidly in your seat and you would’ve loved it. And afterwards michael would’ve been all pumped and jumpy and kinda clingy like, ‘was I good babe?’ and ’did you see the jump I did during amnesia?’ and 'what about when I got that note in the last song, did you hear that?’ and you would’ve been running around backstage with him playing music and dancing stupidly together, and all in all, would’ve been a great night until you calmed down and was laying in his lap and he decided to scroll through twitter and up pops a video from someone who’d been sitting behind you at the concert and obviously filmed you while you were dancing and the caption would be, ‘had to watch this fat bitch dance all night’ and you wouldn’t even get angry. Michael would be the one to have steam being pushed out from his nostrils and his grip would tighten on you and you’d have to say like, 'michael, calm down, it’s not a big deal,’ and he’d shake his head like, 'it is a big fucking deal, babe,’ and he’d furiously be tapping at his phone a response to this girl saying 'at least [y/n] was enjoying the music. sucks when our tickets get wasted on people like you.’
And I mean, seriously, a solid 40% of Michael’s tweets were always just defending you, and you loved the boy for it because it was cute, but he honestly didn’t need to do it. But every time you told him not to worry, he’d immediately get into a huff and still try to do something about it.
Anyway, one night, the two of you would’ve been at some night club thing together, and you were going sober for the night, and Michael was barely even drinking. Like, two beers maybe? and you’d go over to the bar just to order a soft drink or some water for yourself, and michael would be standing like two metres away just talking to Luke about something irrelevant, and then after you’d ordered, some random drunk bastard would come past and literally slap your ass and yell above the music, 'wanna fuck, slut?’ and your mouth would drop open and your face would go bright red, not really sure what to do. Like, you could handle abuse from teenage girls, but this was just an entire new level. But michael would’ve overhead obvs and see it as well, and he’d walk over, hands fisted by his sides, and place his hand on the drunk dude’s shoulder and turn him around and be all angry like, 'excuse me, what did you just say to my girlfriend?'
And atm you’re just thinking fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck michael you’re gonna die rn because the other guy was actually bigger than michael, and you started to butt in and say something like, 'michael, it doesn’t matt-’ but the DRUNNK ASSHOLE WOULD INTERRUPT LIKE, 'oh, just thought i’d be getting an easy fuck,’ and michael would immediately launch into his guy and smack him into the floor and he punch him so fucking hard across the face and Luke would have to lean down and hold michael’s arms back and literally haul him off the ground away from this guy and you’d be in complete shock like wtf michael you’re supposed to be a harmless kitten is this even real!??!!??1? and he’d just shake his arms to get Luke off him and he’d grab your hand really aggressively and, ‘let’s go, babe.’
so then in the taxi home, you wouldn’t really know what to do to calm him down properly, and you knew no matter how mad he was that he would never hurt you, so you’d kinda just get on his lap and kiss him and he’d just like make out with you so hard back and he’d be really grabbing your ass viciously and stuff and you didn’t mind at all, as long as he was getting the anger out. but then it would kinda slow down a bit and he’d then start nipping down your neck and he’d start mumbling crap to you like, 'i’m sorry people can’t appreciate how smart and funny and beautiful you are, [y/n],’ and, ‘just know that I love you.. you’re so perfect to me.’