Just thought I'd say hi - sasusaku?
Sorry anon, this is really late and really dumb and more than five sentences (I think that was the meme??).
“’Just thought I’d say hi’?” Sakura looks at Sasuke like he’s grown an extra head.
Seeing his wife stand incredulously over the casually dismembered body of the rogue nin she’d been tasked to track, Sasuke almost—almost—feels foolish.
Sighing, Sakura lets the head drop with a thud to the floor, “Sasuke-kun, I’m barely two months along. I’m fine.”
Sasuke fights to suppress a twitch; he knows, he knows that she’s fine, that even in her current condition Sakura could take those nin
with one arm tied behind her back, but…
Sakura steps over a pile of discarded shuriken and illegal explosives to pat him on the cheek. “Awww, he does love me!”
He loses control of the twitch.
(She’s not wrong.)