sorry theyre not stupid

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e

  • namjoon: shit, i think it's an earthquake coming
  • namjoon: guys, we gotta go, we can't stay here. let's go to a safe place
  • jungkook: yoongi is asleep
  • namjoon: wake him up!
  • jungkook: *sweats*
  • namjoon: hurry up!
  • jungkook:
  • jungkook: i-i don't think i'm r-ready, hyung...

faramirlover  asked:

Cherik and no. 12?

12. things you said when you thought i was asleep

Charles was a wreck. Buried under blankets and fast asleep, his bed was covered in used up tissues. The top of his forehead peeked out from under the covers and his nose looked red. He was wearing that ratty old Oxford t shirt of his and sprawled on his chest was a copy of Utopia. Charles’ abysmal taste in literature shouldn’t have been so endearing. It absolutely was.

Erik sat down in the chair next to Charles’ bed and reached for his hand. It felt warm and feverish. His pulse was unsteady, worryingly so. Erik traced the lines of his hand and reassured himself that nothing was going to take Charles away from him. Not after everything. He held his hand and pressed a kiss to the center of his palm.

“I won’t lose you, not like this. Get up, you stubborn old fool.”

Some one knocked hesitantly and Erik turned around. Beast was standing in the doorway and he looked very uncomfortable. His eyes shifted to their hands. 

“Sorry I didn’t mean to interrupt… whatever this is.”

He didn’t sound sorry at all and Erik didn’t give a damn. He glared at him.

“You should have called me sooner.”

“I wouldn’t have called you at all if it were up to me. Charles asked for you.”

Erik smirked.

“That’s because I’m wanted here. Unlike you.”

Beast scowled.

“He’s been like this for a week, if you’re not going to help then get out.”

Erik laid one last kiss on Charles’ hand knowing full well how uncomfortable it made Beast. Good.

“I’ll be back in a moment, dear. Don’t get into any more trouble while I’m gone.”

When Charles woke up his room was filled with daisies. Metal daisies. The ones to his left looked suspiciously like his staircase bannisters. They were beautiful and delicate. They seemed to burst with life and joy. Hope.

Charles smiled. After all these years, Erik never ceased to surprise him.  

The door to his room opened and Erik entered carrying a metal tray filled with food. He froze when he realized that Charles was awake. He had been caught doing something thoughtful and now he’d never live it down.

As if to undermine the sweetness of the gesture, he closed the door behind him forcefully to shut out any impertinent people disturbing Charles’ rest. The fact that he was disturbing Charles’ rest didn’t seem to bother him at all.

“Here. Eat.” he placed the metal tray down on the bed and upon closer observation it was a bit of everything. Pumpernickel bread and warm butter. Apple slices. Earl grey tea. Best of all, was the soup. Good lord, it was heavenly. Hearty, warmth and soothing. It seeped into all the crevices of his soul. Charles was going to marry Erik and then divorce him for the soup.

His throat was swollen and he could barely speak but luckily he had other ways of communicating.

where did you get this?

Erik looked anywhere but at Charles.

“It’s my mother’s recipe actually. Rosoe. She used to make it for me.”

Just when he thought he couldn’t adore him any more he’d go and do something like this.

Charles sent him a wave of gratitude and understanding mixed with the ever present fondness that belonged solely to Erik.  

Erik smiled in that uncertain way of his. He still didn’t trust happiness, not even after all this time.

Well that just wouldn’t do at all.  

come here

He put on his best come hither face. It may have been more effective if he hadn’t sneezed.

Erik laughed, which is all he really wanted in the first place. The man had such a dear laugh.

“Insatiable as ever.” 

sit with me

Erik eventually gave in. Charles looked unbearably smug about it. It was a good look on him. No one had the right to look that good when they were ill, it was unbelievable. Unbearable and unbelievable. Just like everything else about him. He couldn’t wait to kiss the smugness off him. A hundred times. A thousand.

Erik cleared a path for himself amidst the pile of tissues, cough drops and scattered books. Took his rightful place on the left side of the bed. He belonged here.

The irritating smile had turned into something gentle and content. Charles knew it too.

If Erik held onto his hand more tightly than usual neither of them mentioned it.

The thing is he could really lay claim to anything. Not to Charles or his bed. Not to any part of him. Not so long as he was Magneto. Charles welcomed him into his home but he could never stay. Never tell him the words that had been burning up in his chest since 1964. 

So they lived like this. No man’s land.

“We can’t keep doing this you know. Sneaking around.”

Charles hummed thoughtfully and sipped his tea.

“I can’t climb up your balcony anymore, I have arthritis. Someone is bound to notice one of these days.”

darling, you have many fine qualities but subtlety is not among them.

Erik sat up abruptly.

“They kn-”


“All of them?”

every last one. especially after this morning.  

Erik glared in a valiant attempt to conceal his anxiety.

“You were supposed to be asleep.”

taking advantage of me in my weakened state? how thrilling

“You are hardly an invalid and it was merely a kiss. On your hand, need I remind you.”

yes, very gallant and very chaste. very disappointing. next time you should kiss me on my-


Charles smiled at him and it was the sun coming up in the morning. It was beautiful. It was the most obnoxious thing he had ever seen in his life. Erik kissed him.

you’ll get sick 

“Kiss me back this instant or I swear to god I’ll steal all your cough syrup.”

Charles obliged. Quickly and with enthusiasm.

For the sake of the cough syrup.

Having thoroughly conquered that smug smile, Erik pulled back with a smug smile of his own. Charles looked dazed and delighted. His best look yet. There was another look Erik was partial to but he’d wait until the fever had passed.

He held Charles tightly against his chest. In sickness and in health and all that. Erik really wouldn’t know he had never bothered with that sort of thing. Perhaps he should.

“I think I like you like this.” 

don’t be disgusting, i’m a mess

“You.” He punctuated the word with a kiss.“are the most beautiful goddamn person I have ever seen. You are the best person I have ever met. I don’t give a damn about your cold, you absolute idiot.”


“Yes, oh.”

that was -

Erik shifted uncomfortably. There was a reason he prefered not to express himself. Ever.

“That was something.”

Charles beamed.

Yes. Yes, you certainly are something.

The intimacy of the moment was almost intolerable. He had to act quickly before he did something foolish. Run. Move to Barcelona. Propose.

“Right well. Is there anything else you need?”

Charles held onto him tighter as if he knew what he was thinking. 

He probably did.


Like he could do anything else.

Replying to @hayatoyoshikage​ s post

Please before throwing *that* word around look at the definition, a 16 year old is not a child, a minor, sure.

Most countries age of consent is at 16, including my country. (And btw my parents started dating at a similar age 16 and 19, so i took that personally).

Rohan is barely and adult, hes 20 which means he was a teen himself just a year before, Rohan may be wealthy and independent, but he is still pretty childish and immature in comparison to Josuke, he’s way more mature than Rohan. (And bigger and physically stronger but also pretty smart too) So i don’t really see the power imbalance you’re talking about.

“Josuke & Koichi are still children. the first episode starts off with them, in high school, in school uniforms, adressing other high schoolers. and “aging up” is still pedophilia.“

Well now thats just an excuse, theres nothing wrong aging up characters, but if you must insist, in Rohan goes to lourve, 7 years later you can see the gang hanging out together, which means they do have adult canon ages! (Yes, josuke is 23).

“thats grooming, waiting for a minor to become an adult so theyre “available“

Sorry, thats just plain stupid, no ones sees it like that.

This doesnt apply to 2d characters, only real people. But also this is not the case, AT ALL.

“By the way: it was pretty clear but rohan hates josuke with a passion and is angered by the sight of him“

Its funny how antis always “remind” shippers that, bro thats the appeal of the ship, how two characters that dislike each other and can see beyond that and solve their problems and grow, becoming something more. Thats the whole deal with the enemies to friends to lovers trope, in which they fit perfectly.

By the way: it was pretty clear but in canon Josuke came back for Rohan, Rohan refused to give Josuke to HS, and Josuke risked his own life to save him, and tried to befriend him. They saved each other at the end despite their bad relationship. (A day after the house incident too) Just sayin, in case you forgot.

Or in Rohan’s Lourve and one Rohan spin off, you see them hanging out and even sitting next to each other like civil people, hinting that they are in good terms with each other. Who knows.

You mentioned abuse, how is that abuse? Most content i’ve seen (at least Josuhan) is just sweet, two characters who started with the wrong foot and overcoming their bad past together, getting to know each other and becoming a better version of themselves.

What i want to say now is, its okay to dislike a ship, but you are just making excuses to shit on the ship, obviously attempting to guilt trip people who ship it using “strong morality” as an excuse, which solves nothing, its just annoying.

Title: Something More
Fandom: Haikyuu!!
Pairing(s): BokuAka, KuroKen (endgame); KuroAka
Ch. Word Count: 5.3K
Total Word Count: 5.3K
Summary: The one where Bokuto gets a text message from a wrong number only to find that maybe, just maybe, something wrong can lead to something right.
A/N: inspired by that one episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and a convo with @shizuos about my need to have Bo in a box as an apology to Kuroo. also inspired by @meruems-thighs fic and this secondhand serenade song.

On AO3

Multichapter | CH1

Received From: Unknown
[9:06]: I’m sorry I can’t make it tonight.
[9:06]: Work ran a little late and I had some clients that had gotten… difficult.
[9:07]: How about tomorrow? Maybe I’ll let you give me a massage instead.

Sent To: Unknown
[9:12]: that’s too bad
[9:12]: sucky clients suck!

Received From: Unknown
[9:16]: Yeah, well. It’s part of the job.
[9:20]: So… sushi tomorrow? I’m really too tired tonight. I’ll even treat this time.

Sent To: Unknown
[9:28]: not that i dont appreciate the invite
[9:30]: and now im really REALLY craving sushi
[9:31]: but u maybe wanna give me ur name first or?

Received From: Unknown
[9:35]: Wait, who is this?
[9:36]: I dropped my phone and had to get a new one and I could’ve sworn this was the right number.

Sent To: Unknown
[9:39]: oh man thats a bummer!
[9:39]: im BOKUTO btw bokuto koutarou
[9:40]: whoops idk why it capslocks my name
[9:40]: i guess i yell about myself a lot HAHA
[9:41]: nice to meet u! well it will be once u give me ur name :D

Received From: Unknown
[9:45]: Akaashi Keiji. Nice to meet you too, Bokuto-san.

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 asked you:

can i request a feferi? doesnt matter what shes doin just a feferi

i drew feferi with monolids because for a community who loves diversity so much noone ever draws monolids!!! i can understand why, since theyre less expressive but monolids are so pretty ; w; i dont understand them so well tho bc i have double lids

the pose was referenced from a stylenanda photo except stylenanda models are thin as broomsticks while fef is chubs like a pillow, also the ruffly crop top is from zara and im vicariously living thru this drawing yes

ALSO i frickin hate fefs goggles with the eyelashes outside of them i think theyre intensely stupid (sorry) so i left them out


Im not even going to edit these because I want you all to know that from the bottom of my heart you guys are my family and I love every single one of you and I qould really like to thank ashton, luke, michael, and calum for introducing me to the greatest friends in the world. Without you guys I wouldnt be anything and I need you all to know that if you ever need anything, if youre ever feeling down, that I am here for you. I love you all so much that it hurts. I wish I could go up to everyone of you personally and tell you how much you mean to me. Thank you for everything. Its been almost a year and a half with this family. Please dont ever give up on anything because you all are the most beautiful, selfless people on the planet and you all deserve a cheek kiss picture with 5 seconds of summer okay. Im sorry for my rants I know theyre dumb and stupid but this band means the whole world to me. And I know they love me just as much as I love them.