sorry these are such crap

anonymous asked:

What's Lucien's relationship with Loki?

Lucian: None of your concern…

@fireflyfish replied to your post “Vader: [text] u fool  Vader: SERIOUSLY???? Obi-Wan: Ah. The package…”

AWWWWWWW! This is so cute and sweet and sad! Texts from Vader are supposed to silly and happy! NOT MAKING ME HAVE FEELS ABOUT VADER CLUTCHING A BLANKET THAT OBI-WAN BOUGHT HIM AFTER YEARS OF FAILED BIRTHDAY PRESENTS AND SOCKS. *wails*

I am very sorry. See, this is the great struggle of writing the Vader texts – the Anakin ones can mostly just be ridiculous and involve Anakin whining about pancakes while Obi-Wan pretends he hates it and scrolls through his secret stash of Anakin pictures, but Vader and Obi-Wan? Those two can only play “fuck/marry/kill” with Imperials and Jedi they knew for so long while Vader’s bored in meetings before one of them is just like I LOVE YOU WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME

I’m assuming Obi-Wan had a few too many one night and ordered the blanket off the HoloNet for Anakin in a fit of Longing after his phone popped up the automatic calendar reminder (”ANAKIN’S BIRTHDAY – DO NOT FORGET!!!!”). 

Anakin programmed said reminder into Obi-Wan’s phone himself ages ago. Obi-Wan never could bring himself to delete it. (As if he could ever forget Anakin’s birthday even if he tried.)

this got like 4 times longer than I anticipated, I’m really sorry orz It’s basic beginning stuff I guess, stuff that you must have seen everywhere already but I can’t begin to tell you how important it is, at least to me, to know what the hell that mass you’re drawing is. Even if I’m not the best at it (and even if I could use some anatomy studying lately coughcough), it’s something I’m PASSIONATE about and something I consider you have to do, to learn and absorb in order to draw people and be happy with it. Because in my case, once I kinda sorta got the hang of drawing bodies, I felt my hand free, relaxed. I felt happy as hell with what I started being able to draw and I enjoyed drawing bodies 210%

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anonymous asked:

McCree: [standing shirtless in the mirror squishing his belly and pinching his love handles with a disgruntled expression] - Hanzo: [wrapping his arms around McCree from behind and holding his belly with tender affection] Jesse... you cannot spell "chubby" without "hubby".

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