sorry the quality is so bad! i'm not too pleased with this set

anonymous asked:

100% agree on your analysis of Jimin as a Slytherin!!! I know a lot of people (including myself) are shocked Namjoon put himself in Griffindoor over Ravenclaw though. I'm dying to hear your thoughts on this!!

HELLO and thank you! I’m glad you agree! And if anyone is curious here is a link to my thoughts on why jimin is the perfect slytherin. EDIT: And here is why Jungkook is a Ravenclaw!

//cracks knuckles MY TIME HAS COME

So… Namjoon. I, like you and a ton of other people, was really confused about him being in Gryffindor. But, the more I thought about it, the more I really came to not only accept it, but believe that he is a Gryffindor through and through. And please be advised this is going to devolve in to me gawking over how great of a human being Namjoon is, so if you don’t want to read about that please close your browser and think about why you don’t agree that he’s better than everyone else. okay?

okay.

Namjoon is a Gryffindor to the core, not a Ravenclaw

First of all, Namjoon supposedly sorted everyone else, but I have a small sneaking suspicion that he may not have sorted himself. We know he’s a fan of the movies at least, and he’s fluent in English, so if he’s a fan and he has access to sorting quizzes on Pottermore and other sites, is it so hard to believe that he hasn’t at least tried a few? Seriously, even the most casual of fans have tried getting sorted. It’s not that crazy of a thought. So… What if they put him in Gryffindor over Ravenclaw?

(I mean, when asked to do a British accent the first thing that he quotes was “Shut up Malfoy!”. If that ain’t the most Gryffindor thing…)

Also, Namjoon is a really humble guy. If he DID sort himself, I feel like he’d be the type of person who would shy away from saying “I’m smart, so I should be in Ravenclaw”. He’s always been pretty modest about his intelligence. And just because he is, doesn’t mean we should be. Seriously, Namjoon can be a goof but if you’re ever in doubt about how crazy smart he is, please watch this.

He has no problems recognizing the intelligence of others though – he raves about Jungkook being good at everything he does, and even gave him the nickname “Golden Maknae”,  so is it such a wonder he put Jungkook in Ravenclaw? (It should be noted that Ravenclaws also have a reputation for being eccentric and quirky. Prime example, Luna. If that isn’t a perfect descriptor for Jungkook idk what is)

So let’s look at what the common traits of Gryffindor are, shall we?

Such character traits of students sorted into Gryffindor are courage, chivalry, and determination. They can also be short-tempered. [x]

Okay so, courage. I could go on and on about how brave Namjoon is but like… we’ll be here all day. So let me keep this short and point you in the direction of one thing in particular that he has done. THIS TWEET.

It’s Rap Monster. A song about homosexuality. I heard this song before but I didn’t know the lyrics, now I know them and I like the song twice as much. I recommend Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Same Love. http://hiphople.com/subtitle/619392

I have a lot of feelings about this tweet. And a lot of theories about WHY he tweeted that too – but no one wants to hear about those so that’s for another life post.

First – speaking out in support of homosexuality in Korea is a pretty huge deal, because homosexuality isn’t a really accepted lifestyle there. (It isn’t really accepted anywhere, truly, but you all know that.)

Here’s a pretty recent list on idols who support LGBT communities.  It’s a pretty god damn short list. I use the term ‘support’ loosely bc this article seems to equate ‘having gay friends’ as being a supportive ally. But Namjoon stands out pretty hard in this list because he doesn’t just say ‘i love my gay friends!’, he outright spoke out in support of homosexuality.

But Kiki, you say… Namjoon is hugely popular. He’s one of the biggest stars in Kpop. He could say whatever he wants now, right?

Well yeah, he can. But here’s the kicker! Look at the timestamp on that tweet. He tweeted that before they debuted

Namjoon was months away from launching his dream career, something he’d worked his entire life for. He was from a pretty small unknown company whose only claim to fame before that was that group that had two members blackmail an actor over something or another. He couldn’t afford bad press, and yet here comes Kim fucking Namjoon with his balls of steel willing to throw that all down the drain because god dammit he was going to tell the entire world about how much he supported the LGBT community and anyone who wanted to stand in his way of doing so could eat a fuckin dick. He could have kept his heckin mouth shut but he didn’t??? 

????

moving on.

Chivalry.

Chivalry is defined as:

1.the combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight, esp courage,honour, justice, and a readiness to help the weak

2.courteous behaviour, esp towards women

Courage, honor, justice, what I just talked about describes those things pretty perfectly.

I’d like to talk about honor for a sec though. Let’s look at a pretty famous Gryffindor – Ron. Ron was one of a shitload of children in his family. He outwardly always grumbled about not getting attention or whatever, but as a person, he was all about family. He put his family first, he didn’t gripe too hard about hand-me-downs to his parents because he knew they were trying their best, and he defends people he cares about.

There’s that famous scene (that I’m still salty they changed in the movies) where Hermione wants to answer a question and Snape gets mad at her for it. And he defends her – why ask the question if you’re not looking for an answer?

Ron always, always put his family first. So does Namjoon.

Take this gifset for example. The whole set is great and shows how much he really takes care of his members, his family, but this is what he does when he’s around them and also in front of people. Not all that surprsiing.

But please, please please please pay attention to the first gif. For people who don’t know the context, he was asked if he’d choose going solo or bangtan. He DID NOT KNOW HE WAS BEING FILMED. He could have shown his true colors and said that he preferred a solo career and all the glory, but even when given the chance to be completely open, his heart was still with Bangtan.

Another great example of Namjoon being completely selfless. Everyone here is praising themselves (and they have a right too, don’t get me wrong, you’re all great four for all of you) but when it gets to him, Namjoon says “We’ve always been pretty good.” We. Not I, not me, we. Everyone else is giving themselves some much deserved praise, but Namjoon is stuck on we are good, we’ve always been good.

Also don’t forget how important blood-related family is to him too.

And don’t you dare forget how important you, his extended family, is to him either.


Readiness to help the weak. I mean this goes without saying right?

And if you want to take courteous behaviour, esp towards women, literally, look at their glass-ceiling line in Not Today, that they said they used specifically knowing what it meant. and look who is credited for writing the lyrics! What’s that? It’s Namjoon? Wow, I did not see that one coming.

Speaking of lyrics – talk about having courage. Look at the lyrics he wrote for Reflection and Always.

They can also be short-tempered.

Okay so this doesn’t really apply to Namjoon. But I wanted to include it in there because it fittingly applies to another Gryffindor we know of… Namjoon wasn’t playing around when he sorted these guys. Bonus, here you can observe a hufflepuff and (fond) gryffindor in their natural habitat.


So let’s recap. Namjoon is pretty selfless, extremely caring of his friends and family, a feminist, an outspoken ally for those who are mistreated, and is so god damn intelligent everyone REALLY thought he belonged in Ravenclaw.

Wait a minute, I feel like I’ve heard about this person before… There was another Gryffindor like this, I’m sure of it… it’s on the tip of my tongue…

Ah right. 

I’m not saying Namjoon is our version Hermione Granger, but… that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Sleepless Nights (Lin-Manuel Miranda x Reader)

Prompt: None. I’ve been stirring over this baby for weeks now. I’m not even proud of it. But you’re getting it anyways.

Summary: Sleep deprivation and pharmacies.

Word Count: 1,912 (why though. how though.)

Author’s Note: I did not proofread nor plan out this fic. I’m sure you’ll be able to tell as you read. (I feel my self-deprecation will prevent people from reading… Read anyways! Prove me wrong (or right!))

Warnings: Cursing (of course)


12:31 a.m.

Revving engines from the presumably barren roadways below had awaken you from your much needed slumber. A soggy, half-eaten turkey sandwich lay beside your mess of papers that lie askew. An empty styrofoam cup, once filled with Red Bull and caffeinated coffee, now rolls along the hardwood office floor as the warm stream of air from the heater sends it along. A computer screen illuminates the darkened bags beneath your eyes.

This was not a prime moment of yours.

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anonymous asked:

What are some oq fics that you would recommend?

okay i took the greatest of care selecting what matters most to me. i also categorized as best as i could so it wouldn’t look like a mess of links i was just throwing at you – even though they’re all pretty much complete AUs, but i also attempted to summarize to help. bc you’re worth it, nonnie. 

that being said, i’ve been awake since 2 in the morning, so i for sure forgot a lot of fics, and this is probably still a mess. regardless, this will be my oq fic rec masterpost that i will add more to when i’m not so tired.

- ̗̀ modern AUs  ̖́-

sunny side up (by @queen-of-the-merry-men, in-progress) - robin asks regina for her eggs during breakfast one day, but it turns out he means the baby-making kind. this fic’s still getting started, but it’s so adorable so far, and i’m so in love with how this person writes platonic bffs robin and regina, it’s so sweet and enjoyable to read while you wait for them to realize they’re in love with each other <3 

what would they say (by @queen-of-the-merry-men, in-progress) - aka (bc i gotta warn you) the most epic slowburn to ever slowburn. like, some people try to give that trophy to other fics, but i strongly disagree bc i definitely count fic years, and boiiiii. i don’t even know how to summarize this… the gist, regina falls in love with the husband of her late best friend. the long, regina goes through some serious shit (including her best friend dying), and robin’s a real supportive guy, a good boy (who also goes through some shit i.e. his wife dying), and they fall in love <33 also, more platonic bffs by the same writer <33

you’ve got mail (by @gray-autumn-sky, complete) - based on the movie (that i will watch one day), robin and regina become pen pals, not knowing they hate each other in real life. you know you can’t resist an enemies-to-lovers trope, bc no one can resist an enemies-to-lovers trope. and it’s written by tara, a quality person, so there. tbh i don’t know how to properly flail about how much i love this oneshot without spoiling it, so just know that i do, and should the day come that more is added to this verse i will spontaneously combust.

time just flies, but i still carry on (by @robinwright, in-progress) - idk how to summarize this without spoiling. to put it vaguely, robin’s an asshole and four years later he’s back to fix his mistakes. i just feel assaulted by this fic, and i need cassie to formally apologize for it (through a prequel and a happy sequel please <3).

baby gates and deadbolts (by @x-wishes-on-fallen-stars-x, in-progress) - regina meets a baby roland at the store, and he approves of her hair. adorable, with undertones of emo bc it’s gabi. but it’s sweet, and full of parent OQ, which i’m always weak for.

eye of the beholder (by @mysterious-song, in-progress) - a blind robin falls in love with regina’s voice. this fic is so sweetly written, i’m just in silent awe. it’s beautiful. i want more so bad.

the song that summer sings (by @writtenndust, in-progress) - movie-star regina walks into robin’s humble bookstore, and wholesome love happens. you have no idea how far up this fic’s ass i am. i’m so in love. it’s so adorable. like, why am i still talking? why are you still here reading this? go read the fic. already read it? read it again.

- ̗̀ supernatural AUs  ̖́-

fallen (by @dee-thequeenbee, in-progress) - demons. fallen angels, actually, walking the earth, fucking shit up. of course regina’s one of them. and of course robin’s gotta get in her way. this concept is so cool, i love that this fic exists, and i can’t wait to see it progress <33

wild hearts (by @regal-pixiedust, in-progress) - amidst a zombie apocalypse, regina meets the survival group of robin, henry, roland, and david, and together they try not to die. stressful af, but there’s a healthy dose of regal believer in here, too, so it’s worth it.

broken souls (by @regal-pixiedust, in-progress) - regina can see dead people. she used to help ghosts move on in her younger days, and robin’s newly dead wife insists she gets back into the hobby. this fic is a wild ride from start to almost-finish, and i’ve loved every second of it.

- ̗̀ historical/magical AUs  ̖́-

happiness can’t be arranged (by @gray-autumn-sky, in-progress) - set in some time period that’s not now (i don’t know history, sorry tara), robin and regina are forced to marry each other. basically you read this fic and alternate between NOW KISS and wondering when robin and regina’s parents are finally going to die. but it’s also some quality hood-mills family stuff, and it gets even more adorable by the chapter, so you’re welcome <33

in sickness and in health (by @mysterious-song, complete) - a memory-loss AU (i, am trash for memory loss AUs. there aren’t enough of them). an adorable oneshot of robin waking up in the hospital to a pretty lady, whom he immediately wishes he was married to. his wish comes true. i love this oneshot so much, it’s so cute, and i wish every day that there was more <33

oq prompt party: sabrina au (by @lala-kate) - based on the movie sabrina. assuming bad intentions, robin tries to romance regina away from his infatuated brother in order to protect their family’s fortune. he falls in love with her instead. i first read this while i was not in a good enough mindset to reblog (and i’m sorry about that), but i fell in love. i would give a limb for this to continue. whatever you want.

not unless you wish it (by @miladylocksley, in-progress) - after a heist, robin finds a genie lamp amongst his new possessions, and out pops regina. you know when fics just kinda stay with you? and their existence just pops into your head randomly? that’s this fic. every now and then my brain is just like ‘remember the genie au?’ i do, brain. i do.

- ̗̀ canon-divergent AUs  ̖́-

from the missing pages (by @gray-autumn-sky, complete) - a page 23 AU. baby regina walks into the tavern that night, and meets robin. the only page 23 au that matters to me (the only one i’ve read fully, but whatever). it’s sweet, it’s stressful, and it makes for a nice reread every now and then <33

oq allergy-verse (by @gray-autumn-sky) - two super adorable s3-AU baby ficlets, here and here. regina, soulmate to her forest-bound thief, is allergic to trees. and robin’s gotta deal with that heartbreak. tbh i’m just hoping that if i keep talking about this tiny verse, tara will continue to add to it, so here we are <3

tethered (by @repellomuggletum15, in-progress) - s5 AU. instead of dying, robin somehow ends up trapped in the future, with his only connection to the present being the robin hood book. a cute (and frustrating) fix-it fic for the end of s5.

chimera (by @revolutionsoftheheart, in-progress) - post-s5 AU. zelena dies, and regina’s left to raise baby peanut. five-year-old baby peanut decides to scare the shit out of her aunt with her new imaginary friend. this fic is painful, and it hurts too. but i’m so intrigued as to where jakie’s planning to take it, so i’m here. hurting.

- ̗̀ holiday AUs  ̖́-

actually, love (by @revolutionsoftheheart, complete) - a snow storm leaves robin no other choice than to spend christmas with his ex, regina. this fic right here is the main reason this category exists. i love it so much. <33

ethereal (by @revolutionsoftheheart, complete) - two strangers meet in their dreams, and fall in love. basically jakie’s the queen of holiday one-shots. this is everything i could’ve wanted and more, and i’m still so happy she wrote it <33

the christmas exclusive (by @repellomuggletum15, complete) - reporter regina will do anything for the latest scoop on the locksley family, but accidentally falls for one of them in the process. a fun read for the holidays <3


i hope this list is in any way beneficial <33

Gotta See! Gotta Know! Kakashi Sensei's True Face Finished: Team 7

Summary: An adult Team 7, overwhelmed with curiosity, seek one last time to uncover their sensei’s true face 

WARNING: THIS OCCURS IN THE CANNON WORLD OF NARUTO, MEANING SASUSAKU AND NARUHINA EXIST IN THIS FIC 

Naruto paced back and forth in front of them for quite a bit until he finally spoke.

“I have an idea.”

Sakura, standing just two feet in front of Sasuke, looked annoyed.

“Is this important, Naruto, because the hospital needs me.” Sakura replied standoffishly. 

“I come before the hospital.” He gave them both a thumbs up, “As the Hokage, anything I say goes!”

“Baka! I can still beat you into the ground.”

“I can have you arrested for that now!”

“Like hell.”

“If you hit me hard enough!”

“Instead of arresting me, just fight me yourself baka!”

“You wouldn’t stand a chance.”

“Oh, so you’re talking back to me now?”

“Stop the banter.” Sasuke said cooly. They both turned to him. “Just tell us what you want from us, Naruto.”

“The nurses said it was an emergency.” Sakura pressed her lips together, “I thought you were hurt.” 

Naruto rubbed his hands together and looked ominously at them. They both leaned in expecting a new threat, a new enemy, someone a million times more powerful than Kaguya. 

“We’re still very curious, I’m sure.” his eyes darted back and forth from Sakura to Sasuke, “about it.”

“About what?” Sakura’s voice hinted of desperation. He was still the same theatrical performer, that one, even as a thirty three year old man.

“About what’s behind the mask.”

A gust of wind blew past them. No noise except local birds gawking in the distance. Sakura stared at him with her head cocked to the side. Sasuke, who was now only one foot away from his wife, grabbed her just as she pounced forward. 

“BAKA!!! I WILL KILL YOU! YOU DEMANDED I LEAVE THE HOSPITAL FOR THIS?!?!”

Sasuke felt his grip weaken. His wife was a terrifically powerful woman. One that even he had a difficult time restraining. 

“Naruto,” Sasuke said after Sakura stopped thrashing in his arms, “I’m not interested in things like that.”

Sakura looked up at him. She would agree, but deep down in her heart, a heart eroded by time and death and war, there was still a fierce childish curiosity. She hated being taken away from her duties, and she certainly despised Naruto at that point, but…she could not deny that she was interested.

Sasuke let her go and started walking the other way. 

“Come on, Sakura, I’ll walk you to the hospital.”

But just as the pink haired kunoichi started towards him, Naruto bent over and whispered–

“But what if he has bucked teeth?”

Sakura watched her husband stop in his tracks.

“Tiny lips?”

No movement. Was he even breathing?

“A mustache!”

“A huge mouth!”

“Rotting teeth!”

Sasuke turned around with a defeated look on his face, “alright. Fine. But this time…we do it right.”

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anonymous asked:

RFA (& Unknown if possible?) react to MC coming out as non binary; binding their chest etc?

Jumin

- you’re nervous about telling him because of the whole gay rumor and don’t want any other bad rumors to start up

- you come out one night after dinner while you’re sitting on the couch together with Elizabeth 3rd of course

- he doesn’t quite get it at first

- after you explain he’s really calm about it

- gender isn’t something super important to him so he’s 100% behind you if it’ll make you happy

- gets you the best quality care money can buy

- makes sure you’re binding safely and gets you a whole new wardrobe

- he’s so eager to help you be more comfortable and happy

- if an employee says anything rude they’re fired instantly

- if anyone he can’t fire (like someone who doesn’t work for him or his family) says anything or uses the wrong pronouns (purposely or not) he puts them in their place without hesitation


Zen

- you’re not super nervous to tell him, he’s proven to be a very accepting person

- you come out when the two of you are cuddling and watching TV probably productions he’s been in

- he’s worked with a few non binary people so he knows about different identities

- he’s so excited

- takes you out to get new clothes and both of you go talk to a doctor about safe binding

- he definitely would make sure you’re being safe and not staying in your binder for too long

- so supportive

- anyone who uses the wrong pronouns does so at their own risk

- his delinquent days come back and he will mess them up without a second thought

- goes around yelling how amazing his partner/date mate/other gender neutral terms is

- it’s a little embarrassing but so sweet

- showers you with constant validation


Yoosung

- you’re questioning when you first get together

- one night everything spills out after a particularly hard day where you just couldn’t connect to your body

- he holds you through it all and immediately starts helping you look through different identities so you can find one

- repeats that if you don’t find one that you can identify with that’s totally fine and he’ll always support you

- poor college students can’t afford a good quality binder right away

- you both start putting away money into a savings

- he doesn’t let you bind with bandages or in any other unhealthy ways, he wants to make sure you’re safe

- on the days where it’s really hard for you he’s super supportive and caring

- when you do get a binder it’s time for a party!

- by that he means buying as much junk food as you guys can afford and playing video games all night

- he may not be very big but he’ll fight anyone who is rude to you

- he messes up with pronouns once near the beginning and oh my god I’m so sorry MC I’m so sorry please forgive me

- never slips up again, he felt so awful


Jaehee

- you tell her pretty soon after you start the cafe together

- she has an idea of gender identities but doesn’t know much of the details so you explain

- instant support

- she starts researching all the safe ways of binding, doctors to talk to, how to be the most supportive, everything

- you already have a binder but it’s not very good and you don’t wear a lot because it hurts

- she gets rid of it after asking you because she doesn’t want you getting hurt

- since the cafe is just starting up you’re both a little tight financially

- she does have some savings set aside but you don’t want taking too much out of them so you compromise and she only takes out a small amount and you two start saving up for the rest

- in the meantime she takes you to some local thrift store for some new clothes that are affordable

- she knows how to find good savings

- she will drop kick anyone who’s an asshole so quick they won’t know what happened


Seven

- you come out on accident while you two are joking around

- he doesn’t even ask, just starts using gender neutral pronouns right away

- he saw you post some things hinting towards being non binary while doing background checks on you and when he was at your apartment noticed a lot of sports bras not that he was looking on purpose

- one day you wake up and there’s a binder with a bow stapled to one of the straps dammit Saeyoung how am I supposed to get this bow off

- he’s had his own experience with gender identity so totally understands and has definitely got your back

- will hack people’s accounts and did he install viruses too? Oh woops if anyone so much as hints at being disrespectful

- he starts talking like a Surfer Bro™ all the time because of the sick gender neutral terms


Unknown

- you’re not quite sure how to come out to him so blurt it out randomly when he walks into the room

- “… okay?”

- he doesn’t care what you identify as, he just wants you happy

- he didn’t actually know there were multiple gender identities but he asked Seven “Ah~ you’ve come to big bro for help!”

- asks what pronouns you prefer after Seven explains and switches easily

- he buys a binder as a surprise with his own money

- he’s so shy about giving it to you, you love him so much

- if anyone messes up he’d pull out his gun right away if he still carried it with him

- you have to convince him multiple times not to go home to get his gun

- when he can’t shoot the asshole he’ll sneer and insult them until they go away

- if they try to start a fight he’ll jump in and destroy them

the signs as things in your kitchen

 Aries // the spatula
The Aries is quick witted, confident, courageous, but impulsive. The spatula requires quick thinking, the precision of golden brown sides and honestly, when you’re handed a spatula, don’t you just want to flip everything? (even if the sides aren’t golden brown because we’re edgy like that).  Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Taurus // the spoon
The Taurus is reliable and greedy like the spoon, the spoon may be used for absolutely everything and anything in life, the good and the bad. Have a bowl of soup? Use a spoon. Need to pick food up, but your fork is missing? Use a spoon. Your neighbour’s cat got stuck in the tree again? Use a spoon.  Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Gemini // the spork
The Gemini has an adaptable mind, but is also indecisive and can never truly decide who it wants to be, a spoon, or a fork? So it ultimately decides to be in the middle and becomes the spork. (Sporks are like God’s gift omg, it can do everything).  Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Cancer // the glad wrap
The Cancer is shrewd and protective, but also changeable and clingy. Glad wrap is protective, (or at least it protects your food from dust, not so much from being squashed tho) but it is also very clingy, like it’s harder than sticky tape to find the ends and peel it off sometimes. (Glad wrap is also fun to just rip apart, but don’t do that with your Cancer friends, the odds are that they probably won’t like it that much).  Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Leo // the egg timer
The Leo is very creative and enthusiastic, but also pompous and interfering. Truly the human representation of the egg timer. You could say that they’re egg-otisical. The egg timer is quite a creative invention (were they only created to time eggs? Or can they be used for other things, i mean, they’re shaped like eggs too so), but as you set the egg timer, you’re forced to listen to constant ticking (whaT IS THAT MYSTERIOUS TICKING NOISE) and loud ass ringing when time’s up.  Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Virgo // the chef’s knife
The Virgo has an intelligent and diligent mind but is also fussy and a perfectionist. The perfect match for the chef’s knife, knives must incorporate all these qualities. Precision is a must have, we don’t want to cut ourselves now do we? (Maybe avoid telling your friends that they’re knives, it’s probably not the worst thing they’ve ever heard, or maybe they’ll stab you in the back sometime in the future and you’ll be a fortune teller. But I’d doubt it, they’re Virgos and they’re probably very sweet). Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Libra // the grater
The Libra is classy and romantic, but also easily influenced. The grater is quite a fancy utensil, but the slightest wrong move could ruin the food you’re grating, or even your fingers. If you’re wondering about the romantic side of Libra, well, what’s more romantic than grating your loved one’s face off? (plus, they’re shiny and who doesn’t like shiny). Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Scorpio // the electric beater
The Scorpio is magnetic and powerful, but compulsive. The electric beater is sometimes wild and hard to control. The beater takes control even though you guide it through, they’re powerful and determined. It’s also magnetic as hell because, y’know, it’s an electric beater. Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Sagittarius // the oven mitt
The Sagittarius is honest and straightforward, but tactless and careless. The Sagittarius shows a lack fo sensitivity and skill in dealing with others or issues. Oven mitts protect the hands from the heat of the oven so much that eventually the hands become unfeeling. But oven mitts tell you exactly what you’re going to get as soon as you put them on, maybe you wear them because you want to protect yourself from the flames. Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Capricorn // the frying pan
The Capricorn is practical and disciplined. A frying pan is a practical utensil for any household. They are patient and careful, but also pessimistic, I mean you do ever see pans in a different colour besides black? And they burn things too, omg can they get any more pessimistic. Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Aquarius // the mixing bowl
The Aquarius is typically a humanitarian and friendly, but is also detached and perverse. The mixing bowl brings all the different foods together, but they are also detached from everyone else as they are the container that holds people together. Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

Pisces // the oven
The Pisces is kind and sympathetic, but easily led. The oven treats you and cooks your food as you eagerly watch the heat travel and the food rise through the glass. But you ultimately turn the knobs for the oven, you pick the certain temperatures that you need to cook your food. Pisces are sweet, just like the foods we bake in the oven :)  Regardless, how could we ever live without them?

[I’M NOT TRYING TO HATE ON ANY OF THE SIGNS, I’M TRULY SORRY IF IT SEEMS THAT WAY. THIS IS MY FIRST EVER ASTROLOGY POST AND HOPEFULLY, IT GETS BETTER. REMEMBER: ALL SIGNS ARE BEAUTIFUL.]

"Beautiful" Supernatural One Shot

Title: Beautiful

Author: Lana (pineapplegirl123)

Original Imagine: Imagine when on a hunt, Dean has to take care of a little girl and to help her calm down, he lets her paint his nails.

Word Count: 1,565

Warnings: a little graphic violence (vampires at the beginning. You know how they are)

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Dean and Sam burst into the room, hoping they weren’t too late. They were armed with big, sharp blades, ready to chop off the heads of the vampires they knew were here.

They surveyed the room and found the father and his daughter tied to chairs. There were two vampires in the room, and one of them had its teeth in the father’s neck, sucking the blood out of him. The little girl was crying, terrified, as she was forced to watch them kill her father.

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