sorry taiga

Fuck, Marry, or Kill?
  • Kise: Hey, guys! Let's play this game called 'Fuck, Marry, or Kill' and you can only name one person at each category! To make it more fun, you can only choose the people inside of this room right now!
  • Aomine: That's stupid.
  • Midorima: That's true.
  • Kise: Eeehhh!! You two are such a killjoy!
  • Akashi: I'll go first.
  • Others: !!!
  • Akashi: Fuck... Atsushi. Marry would go to Tetsuya. Kill... Kagami Taiga.
  • Kagami: !!!
  • Aomine: Then, I'll go next. Fuck... Kagami. Marry... Tetsu. Kill...
  • Akashi: What? Why are you looking at me?
  • Aomine: My words are unspoken. You guys knew the answer already.
  • Akashi: ??
  • Midorima: Can't be helped.
  • Kise: ... No one forced you.
  • Midorima: Fuck goes to Kuroko. Marry goes to Murasakibara. Kill goes to Kise.
  • Kise: WHY?!
  • Midorima: I can't kill the others. You're weaker.
  • Kise: So mean!
  • Murasakibara: My turn. Fuck is Akachin. Marry is Midochin. Kill is Kurochin.
  • Kuroko: ...
  • Murasakibara: What? That's for stealing my vanilla candies.
  • Kagami: My turn, huh... Fuck would be Kise. Marry would be Kuroko. Kill would be Aomine.
  • Aomine: Hey, you bastard. Nice choice.
  • Kagami: Your sarcasm hasn't improved.
  • Aomine: What is that?!
  • Kagami: Wanna go?!
  • Kise: It's my turn!! Hm, let's see... Fuck would be Midorimacchi. Marry would be Kurokocchi. Kill would be-- Ouch! Why are you hitting me?!
  • Aomine: My hand slipped.
  • Kagami: My leg slipped.
  • Kise: Liars!
  • Kuroko: It's my turn now.
  • Kise: Ah, wait, Kurokocchi... I haven't finish mine.
  • Kuroko: Fuck would be Akashi-kun. Marry would be Midorima-kun. Kill would be the rest of you.
  • Others: WHY?!
  • Kuroko: Do I need a reason for that?

 Ok, I’m just going to throw a wild card out here and analyze the current placement of Kurobasu. Normally, I was expecting the choices to be based on colour or personality, but when Akashi came out I was completely thrown off. I think there is a clear pattern for why they were placed on this teams though.

My theory is they’re being placed into the teams where the greatest NBA legends are born (because they are the GOM so the teams have to be legendary too??). BUT! It’s more than just aesthetics! (I’m sorry Akashi, but the yellow jersey isn’t your color :-/ ) I think the GOM-Legend matchup is more on their playing styles!

So they’re not totally random! Then again, I could be overthinking things. If I am, this is probably a short rant of an obsessed KNB fan ^u^?

ANYWAY, Here’s the roster so far:

1. Kagami - Chicago Bulls
Michael freaking Jordan started from the Chicago Bulls. Kagami wears Jordans.
Also, have you seen this man jump? There’s a reason why Mike’s #1. He can jump crazy high and his drive to become the best is what put him at. the. top.
Michael Jordan wasn’t only amazing in terms of offense, his size allowed him to be a great defender too. 

2. Kuroko - San Antonio Spurs

Have you guys heard of Tim Duncan? No? Well let me introduce you to the man Shaquille O’Neal called “The Big Fundamental” and the one who placed the Spurs on the map. Let me tell you that name wasn’t born without a reason.
He plays similarly to Kuroko - in the sense that his plays are more quiet and a little “vanilla” unlike the other more flashy legends. He lacked a “style” in a sense, but not having one was his style! His style was consistent and amazingly persistent - often perceived as “boring” by some, but it was perfect for masking his individuality on the court. No one could pinpoint just Duncan. He had a very sneaky playing style - amazing footwork that allowed him to dance around his opponents. Literally, he was the perfect shadow.

3. Midorima - Boston Celtics
OK, first things first: makes sense because of two things: GREEN EVERYWHERE and the symbol is the leprechaun, a symbol of good luck!

Next, other than this lining up perfectly, let me tell you folks about Larry Bird, one of the greatest legends of all time (my idol tbh and a legend alongside Magic Johnson). Larry Bird is well known for having one of the quickest shot releases of all time. His shots could go past any defender. By the time they saw him shoot, the ball had already left his hands. Let me say again, he is one of the greatest shooters of all time.

Why not Curry and his amazing three pointers? Stephen Curry is only 6′3″! Larry Bird had a build that towers at 6′9″, he nailed the shots each time, and he’s in green too. Go figure. (There are other great Celtics like Paul Pierce or Bill Russell but I love Larry Bird OK)

4. Akashi - LA Lakers
Why not Sacramento Kings or a team that’s totally red? I thought he would be because Kings = Emperor or something. But, this makes more sense. The LA Lakers had several legends but I think the key player here is Magic Johnson. Johnson is one of the greatest Point Guards of All time and is a name that runs in every basketball nut’s household. He wasn’t just incredibly skilled, he made the plays that brought the trophy home. He virtually improved all the players around with each pass or move. Each pass and set was calculated - surprising many of his opponents! In a way, his plays brought a little magic to the court, hence the name. He was one of the few players in all of history who could not only play all roles, but DOMINATE EACH ONE. He was THE PLAYMAKER, THE MASTERMIND, THE KING ON THE COURT. If you’re looking for a player with irl Emperor’s Eye, Magic Johnson is the player with that exact ability.

Also, he and Larry Bird’s rivalry is one of the greatest in NBA history too! (Like the competitiveness between Akashi and Midorima)

Unrevealed so far and my predictions:
Murasakibara -
Houston Rockets (Possibly Yao Ming)
<3 Kise <3 - Golden State Warriors (Possibly Stephen Curry)
Aomine - Cleveland Cavaliers/Miami Heat (Possibly Lebron James)

But these ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS AND IN NO WAY AM I A DECISION MAKER FOR WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DECIDE!  Just trying to understand why they’re in the teams they are now huhu

If y’all have any thoughts or other predictions that might be even better, i’m totally open to hearing them!! XD I’ll probably upd8 this every time they release a new one X3 or keep my thoughts to myself

knb tarot:  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

XV - The Devil: Power, Insctint, ENLIGHTENMENT  - Kagami and Aomine (The Zone)

XVI - The Tower: Perception of others, REVELATION, Anger   -Murasakibara Atsushi

The zone is the most abstract one..I am thinking on explain how i choose each card  later.

KNB Last Game countdown : 3 DAYS!


Kuroko was seen later on drinking vanilla milkshake, giving no shit about it.