Shepard: So I believe what you’re trying to say, is ‘thank you’.
Ryder: Thank you?
Shepard: You’re welcome!
Ryder: What? No, no, no. I didn’t- why would I…?
Shepard: Okay, okay. *laughs*
Shepard: I see what’s happening here
You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel
Well, it’s nice to see you kids never change
Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me: Shepard. Breathe it in!
I know it’s a lot, I look like hell
After saving the damn Citadel!
What can I say except you’re welcome
For those Reapers I blew from the sky
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
I only had suffocate and die!
What has two thumbs and saves galaxies
While the council “works” (bitch please!)
On Noveria cold
Who stopped the geth from down below
You’re lookin’ at her, yo!
Oh, also I cured the genophage
To bring about “peace” for an age
Brought Cerberus to its knees
Just give me in-store discounts please!
So what can I say except you’re welcome
For Saren, who I beat up with glee
Ryder, you’ll find your way
Just remember none are more badass than me!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I can explain every battle I’ve ever won
Earth, Palaven, Tuchunka, Thessia
Easy to save when you are the best-ia
I killed vorcha
I buried its guts
Dated a turian (which was kinda nuts)
What’s the lesson
What is the take-away
Don’t mess with Shepard when she’s on a break away
And these scars right here on my face
Are caused by renegade actions in space
Look at my crew
We make everything happen
Look at that geth Legion just tickety-tappin’
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey!
Well, anyway let me say you’re welcome
For the galaxy that you now know
Hey it’s okay, it’s okay
Well, come to think of it, I think,
I should go
Hey, it’s your day to say you’re welcome
‘Cause I’m gonna need the Tempest
To go find the Normandy
'Cause I only fly the very best!
[from a distance] : It’s your problem now!