sorry really not sorry right now

anonymous asked:

This is something I've been wondering and have no idea if it's a good Headcanon, but.. Simon has some kind of medical problem thanks to the 'jolts of justice' he was given. Either an off heartbeat or something. (I'm very sorry if this turns out to be horrible.)

Dude I really like this a lot! (Do not apologize!)

Simon has arrhythmia as a result of being shocked so many times. While the Phantom claimed that the electric wasn’t high enough to cause any harm to Simon, he was lying and not thinking about (or caring about, really) the long-term effects.

And actually, I imagine Simon isn’t aware at first - he just kind of goes about his days but he starts realizing that his chest sometimes feels weird and he gets fatigued really easily, which he doesn’t understand because he usually has exceptional physical endurance. Not knowing what it is, Athena sometimes teases him about it, and he just glares at her while she runs circles around him.

One day at the office he feels especially dizzy and starts wondering if he should take the rest of the day off, because everything just seems to be spinning and for some reason he can’t seem to catch his breath, even while sitting down. Taka seems restless, since the hawk actually is aware of what is happening, and is getting more and more agitated and worried as Simon gets worse.

He stands and takes a few steps before fainting and collapsing onto the floor, causing Taka to shriek and fly out of the open window (as Simon’s door was closed). The hawk finds Edgeworth’s office window and keeps screeching and tapping on it until the Chief lets him in, and Taka just flies around Edgeworth’s room in a panic. Luckily, Miles’ logic tells him there must be something wrong with Simon, and he is running to Simon’s office as quickly as he can.

Klavier notices Edgeworth running past his open door and kind of follows out of curiosity; he had his music on so didn’t really hear anything even though Simon’s office is relatively close to his. He sees his boss bust through Simon’s door and hears him yelling, and Klavier is at his side quickly, internally freaking out as Miles tells him to call an ambulance while checking up on Simon’s vitals.

Simon wakes up at the hospital, wondering what happened and hears that he had collapsed at work due to his heart. All of his symptoms make sense now, and - after he hears that this could be caused by electrocution - he curses the Phantom for continuing to screw with his life even now.

“I still remember your first haircut…” 

To all the terfs:

If I see one more post about how trans women aren’t women I’m going to fuck you up.

Have you ever considered that trans women are more of a woman than you could ever be? 

They risk more-than-unlikely abuse to feel like the women they are. Have you ever had to do that? No, you probably never thought twice about your genitals. But god forbid someone wanting to change their body.  God-fucking-forbid someone wanting to be themselves. Jesus-Christ-wearing-crocs-forbid someone making themselves happy.

If you’re trans and you’re reading this, keeping being the beautiful you! And if you’re closeted, remember there is no shame in wanting to be yourself. Insist on people using the right pronouns and calling you the right name. That’s who you are and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

(This all applies to trans men too. I just see too many trans-women-are-not-women posts.) 


intense… kids

Inktober Day 5: Sad

I’m okay


Doodles from waiting at the bus stop, using only my sweet keychains as ref

I can’t help but feel like I’m forgetting something…

So Kairi had stated in KH1 her lack of memories from her home. And I never realized that Kairi didn’t have memories of just the place, but of the people, specifically people like her grandmother. Also, Radiant Garden having been lost, her grandmother would have, with some luck, survived and end up in TT with Leon and the others, right? Just imagine if Sora had unknowingly bumped into her in KH1… Anyway, then I realized: K’s grandma was pretty old, she had gray hair and a slouch. If the heartless didn’t get to her, suppose her age did. Then it becomes this whole process of realizing Kairi doesn’t/can’t remember her own grandmother or even realize she’s probably already passed since it’s been like 10 years. If she ever does happen to remember, then there would be this huge sense of loss and guilt for being unable to remember her own relative… It’s really been messing me up and had to draw something so I can bring it up.

To the Store, To the Store

“Excuse you, princess—” the man starts to say, uncrossing his muscled arms.

She sighs, watching the cashier scan her own purchases. “Look, guy, I get it, okay? You’re an independent adult, you can afford your own beer. Whatever, just take it as a favour from a very exhausted fellow customer who just really wants to go home and inhale one of these in, like, fifteen minutes flat,” she says, gesturing towards the two ice cream pints on the counter. She pauses to glance up at the tattooed man still staring her down, offering him a careless shrug. “A little neighbourly kindness, okay?”

“Not familiar with the concept,” he snaps.

Or, the one where Kate somehow always manages to find herself at the same grocery checkout line as a handsome, surly stranger in black.


I’m so sorry I loved you for so long. I’m so sorry I kept trying to hold onto you when it was obvious you didn’t want me in your life anymore. All you wanted was to be set free and I think I have finally learned to let you go. Not because I want to, but because you’re happy with out me. And all I ever wanted was to make you happy.
—  I’m sorry it took me so long