sorry man i'm just bored :~(

  • Draco: *walks up with confidence*
  • Draco: Potter!
  • Harry: what now, Malfoy?
  • Draco: i have come up with yet another challenge to completely humiliate you in front of your stupid friends!
  • Harry: *sighs*
  • Draco: *snaps and holds out his hand to Blaise without breaking eye contact with Harry*
  • Blaise: *rolls his eyes and hands Draco a galleon*
  • Draco: heads, i win. tails, you lose.
  • Harry: wait, wha-
  • Draco: *elbows Blaise*
  • Blaise: *looks at his palm* winner gets bragging rights. loser has to kiss the winner.
  • Draco: ooooooooohhhh man, Blaise! that's harsh! how'd you come up with that?! hahahaha! ok i'm in.
  • Blaise:
  • Harry:
  • Draco:
  • everyone else:
  • Harry: but-
  • Draco: sCARED POTTER?!?!????
This Probably Won't Cheer You Up at All
  • <p> <b></b> • Back in MyStreet Where We See Travis, Dante, Katelyn, Kawaii~Chan, and Laurance Playing Cards Together •<p/><b>Travis:</b> Man, it's suddenly got boring without the others here.<p/><b>Katelyn:</b> Yeah, you're right.<p/><b>Dante:</b> They're so lucky though! They don't have to deal with anything!<p/><b>Kawaii~Chan:</b> Kawaii~Chan suggests that we should go visit them soon.<p/><b>Laurance:</b> Yeah, it'd be nice to see them again.<p/><b>Travis:</b> Now that I think about it, I wonder how they're doing?<p/><b></b> • Meanwhile •<p/><b>Aaron:</b> *falls off a fucking cliff*<p/><b></b> • Back at MyStreet •<p/><b>Dante:</b> They're probably having a great time together!<p/><b></b> ~~~~~<p/><b></b> I'm so sorry I just needed something to cheer me up, okay?!<p/><b></b> aaron why ;-;<p/></p>
knocked up starters.
  • I proposed to you like an idiot and you said no!
  • It's a girl - buy some pink stuff!
  • Guess what the fuck's up?
  • _____ is going into labor and you are not fucking here
  • You know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you
  • I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass.
  • You're dead, you're Tupac, you are fucking Biggie, you piece of shit!
  • Marriage is like a freak, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
  • Do you want to do it doggy-style?
  • You're not going to treat me like a dog.
  • I'm not treating you like a dog. It's doggy-style. It's just in the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
  • I'm naked...
  • Did we have sex?
  • I'm pregnant.
  • Fuck off!
  • I assumed you were wearing a patch, or like a--like a dental dam, or one of those butterfly clips or something.
  • What is a dental dam?
  • We have to help them raise the baby.
  • Why did we go to Costco and buy a year's supply of condoms if you weren't gonna use 'em, man?
  • I can't believe you did this. You messed everything up.
  • You gotta know all the tricks like, for example, if a woman's on top she can't get pregnant. It's just gravity.
  • I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
  • I'm the best thing that ever happened to you?
  • Now I'm starting to feel sorry for you.
  • If I didn't care about these things, you wouldn't care about anything. Care more.
  • I like "Spider-Man".
  • Look, I don't even know what I'm supposed to say to you
  • You think that just because you don't yell, you're not mean? This is mean!
  • We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.
  • I'm gonna throw you into my DeLorean, gun it to 88.
  • I'm sorry I told you to screw your bong.
  • Why is everyone so mad at you?
  • Do you ever get so bored, you stare at your balls?
  • So what do you think? Should we have sex tonight?
  • I'm just really constipated.
  • Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
  • If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind!
  • You're embarrassing me in front of company!


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“Lil bland.” Not gonna you man….but wholeheartedly disagree

sorry dude i’m just gonna be frank i think he’s boring. this is partially because the starkiller trench run scene is my least favorite scene in the entire movie with the rathtar scene close behind. it interrupts the lightsaber fight and then drags and drags and no amount of poe being charming can save it–we’ve done this song and dance too many times before in star wars. jj abrams himself said something along the lines of “now we get back to what we REALLY care about” when it cuts back to kylo and rey and he’s damn right because i couldn’t care less about the process of blowing up death star 3 all over again

i WILL give oscar this he manages to sell the charming thing just fine like his line delivery w/ his little quips and stuff are cute and funny and he plays off of john boyega well. he’s a good quipping classic action hero archetype. but he’s out of the movie for over an hour and then just jumps back in and it’s like ?? uh??? ok i guess you survived that. i don’t care about him enough to purchase any spinoff material about him to learn more. i accidentally bought a comic about his parents once and tbh it did not make me feel any more invested, either

maybe they’ll redeem him in my eyes in the next movie but for now i just don’t think he’s compelling.

i was tagged like a billion yrs ago by @unidentified-starman to do this & @meidiama just reminded me of it & I Am Bored, so i’m doing the 10 shuffle songs tag lmao

1) no - shakira 2) isles - fleet foxes 3) judgement day - eric clapton 4) china girl - david bowie 5) great spirits - tina turner 6) a little opus - little comets 7) blue fires - case/lang/veirs 8) i’m looking through you - the beatles 9) weekend song - billy joel 10) string quartet no. 4 in d major - my boy shostakovich

tagging ultimate music ho @euryalus and anyone else who wants to do it lol

i was bored and i wanted to try practicing judy but then i went fuck it and drew @kyleehenke‘s fursona instead

(also instead of of just white like the zoobe bunny i just googled “blonde bunnies” and i was pleased with what i got so yeah you got a blonde bunny kylee with white markings on her ears)

Moulin Rouge sentence meme
  • "Diamonds are a girl's best friend."
  • "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself."
  • "You don't have to lie to me."
  • "He/she wasn't trying to trick her/him."
  • "A love that will last forever."
  • "It's not that I'm not a jealous man/woman. I just don't like other people touching my things."
  • "I couldn't go through with it!"
  • "Honestly this is impossible!"
  • "Nothing funny, I just like talent."
  • "Virgin?"
  • "Leave all this to yesterday."
  • "I'm sorry, _____, I'm dying."
  • "Outside may be tragic."
  • "... a little frog."
  • "It'll mean that we love one another."
  • "Life's an awful bore."
  • "In here it's entertaining."
  • "Tell me the truth."
  • "It's quite long."
  • "This one's for you."
  • "A little supper? Maybe some champagne?"
  • "No!"
  • "We have to end it."
  • "It's nothing."
  • "They're trying to kill you!"
  • "The cat's out of the bag."
  • "I'm sure I will."
  • "When will I begin to live again?"
  • "I couldn't pretend anymore!"
  • "But I prefer a man/woman who lives... and gives expensive... jewels."
  • "You'll have fun."
  • "The greatest lesson you'll ever learn is to love and to be loved in return."
  • "Love is like oxygen!"
  • "A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay rental."
  • "Everyone go back to work."
  • "Outside it may be raining."
  • "He/she will fight for me."
  • "I hope you don't mind."
  • "Is this okay?"
  • "Tell our story."
  • "The ending's silly."
  • "He's got a huge... talent."
  • "This is my home."
  • "Generally I like it."
  • "Men grow cold as women grow old."
  • "In here we feel like magic."
  • "I was a fool to believe."
  • "How wonderful life is now that you're in the world."
  • "I don't like this ending."
  • "She's confessing!"
  • "I prefer to do it standing."
  • "You can tell everyone that this is your song."
  • "Is this what you want?"
  • "No!"
  • "That way I'll always be with you."
  • "Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing?"
  • "I didn't want to lie!"
  • "He/she knows!"
  • "I'm cold."
  • "Things aren't always as they seem."
  • "Things are exactly as they seem."
  • "Very well."
  • "You might enjoy it."
  • "See the difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose."
  • "You're going to be bad for business."
  • "We'll leave tonight."
  • "I'd rather, um, just get it done and over."
  • "I don't have much money."
  • "Love lifts us where we belong."
  • "Never knew I could feel like this."
  • "When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust."
  • "You're a beautiful man/woman."
  • "I forgot my line."
  • "The woman/man I loved is... dead."
  • "Come down here and get it done and over with."
  • "You know it is."
  • "I love sex."
  • "You know, touched for the first time."
  • "Hold me."
  • "Without trust, there can be no love."
  • "Hurt him/her to save him/her."
  • "I can tell."
  • "You're a great actress."
  • "It always ends bad!"
  • "Being on the street, that's terrible."
  • "I know it isn't much."
  • "We can't afford to love."
  • "The show must go on."
  • "Why does my heart cry?"
  • "The truth?"
  • "Use your talent to save him/her!"
  • "Make him/her believe you don't love him/her."
  • "I don't need you anymore!"
  • "I owe you nothing."
  • "He/she loves me!"
  • "And that's worth everything."
  • "You've got to carry on without me."
  • "Ah, poetry."
  • "You're free to leave me but just don't deceive me."
  • "Come what may I will love you until my dying day."
  • "Jealousy, yes jealousy will drive you mad!"
  • "I've come to pay my bill."
  • "It's not important."
  • "My gift is my song."
  • "Love is a splendord thing!"
  • "All you need is love."
  • "A girl's got to eat."
  • "The only way of loving me baby is to pay a lovely fee."
  • "Come and get me, boys."
  • "I can't carry on without you."
  • "I've paid my whore."
  • "Forgive everything."
  • "The French are glad to die for love."
  • "Don't stop, don't stop."
  • "I saw you together!"
  • "Please believe me when I say I love you."
  • "The spectacular spectacular."
  • "You are nothing to me."
  • "You don't have to wear that dress tonight."
  • "Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love."
  • "Only you can save him/her."
  • "That's real love."
  • "Because she/he doesn't love you!"
  • "All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me!"
  • "We're going away from you."
  • "What's his/her type?"
  • "Dont worry, Shakespeare."
  • "I was sick."
  • "We'll work on it tomorrow."
  • "You'll get your ending."
  • "And in the end should someone die?"
  • "We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry."
  • "Where were you last night?"
  • "So delighting."
  • "I told you."
  • "Everyone knows."
  • "It's a bit funny, this feeling inside."
  • "You're dying."
  • "The doctor told us."
  • "You don't have to sell your body to the night."
  • "It's just an infatuation."
  • "The infatuation will end."
  • "It's more than I can stand."
  • "It all ends tonight."
  • "He/she is spending a fortune on you."
  • "Tell him/her it's over."
  • "I can't fall in love with anyone."
  • "But, my dear, I've arranged a lovely supper for us."
  • "A life without love... that's terrible."
  • "What?"
  • "This is what I want."
  • "Naughty words."
  • "I know of art and love."
  • "I long for it with every fiber of my being."
  • "It's a city of sin."
  • "There is no other way."
  • "We are creatures of the underworld."
  • "Oh no."
  • "I'm in love."
  • "A kingdom of nighttime pleasures."
  • "She/he sold her/his love."
  • "I can't believe it."
  • "Love is just a game."
  • "I was made for loving you, baby."
  • "You were made for loving me."
  • "One day I'll fly away."
  • "She/he is mine."
  • "Everything's going so well."
  • "You expect me to believe that?"
  • "Everyday I'm loving you more and more."
  • "We have each other."
  • "Today's the day when dreaming ends."
  • "I'm paid to make men/women believe what they want to believe."
  • "I don't care."
  • "You'll die with wonderment!"
  • "You have so much to give."
  • "I love you."
  • "The end."

Amy Pond Appreciation WeekDay 1 →  Favorite Moments and Favorite Quotes

You know when, sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later, they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, and you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad; they’re okay.’ And then you get to know them, and their face sort of becomes them, like their personality is written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.

anonymous asked:

Hello! Would you be so kind as to tell me your LingEd headcannons? I know you have them, it's your OTP after all. ;p

Oh no okay so yes I am all about that Ed/Ling life but I’m not a big headcanon person!! So all my Ed/Ling headcanons are really boring/unoriginal like..

  • Ed and Ling definitely had a little moment while they were in Gluttony’s belly where they just laid there holding hands, while Ed tried to convince himself it was totally just bros being bros and he was definitely not kinda sorta falling for the annoying prince.
  • Meanwhile Ling was not even trying to pretend it was anything but Gay
  • Ling kissed Ed for the first time while they were traveling with Greed and the chimeras and he’d temporarily regained control of his body.
  • Ed proceeded to have a miniature crisis immediately afterward because oh great he is definitely falling for the annoying prince. This lasted a total of like 45 seconds before he decided he had more important things to worry about.
  • Their relationship never progressed past some hand holding and the occasional kisses while Greed and Ling shared a body because Ed was not very comfortable with Greed being able to see their every move.
  • Ling actually does write Ed into Xing’s history books as “the man who fed a shoe to the emperor” (but he makes sure a lot of good things about Ed make it in there too).
  • Ed is the big spoon (and nobody can convince me otherwise).

anonymous asked:

Okay, so my real life sexual fantasies are boring as hell, they just pretty much involve really tall dudes. But, throw me in a room with Samuel fucking Winchester? WHOO! Now that would be fun. I'm not talking soulless Sam. I'm talking giant, sweet, there's a dominant side in there somewhere, moose Sam Winchester. Every fantasy I've ever had involves that man. In my mind, he knows how to do literally anything and everything I could ever want. *panting* sorry, don't mind me! *blushes*

Holy crap…yes. I totally concur. That’s one hell of a fantasy! I like it! 

I mean, imagine this guy

Originally posted by zest-wincest

with this mouth

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Imagine the things he would do to you??? mmmm yessss @oriona75 don’t you agree???

anonymous asked:

Your biromantic ace answer is resonating with me so much and giving me hope. I've been having sex for years in hope that I can "let myself go" and something will change. Orgasms feel good in the certain activities where I can have them (so sorry if that's TMI), so I'm like "maybe I'm not ace?" But the act of having sex is so freaking boring for me, and as it continues on, it's frustrating and uncomfortable. I feel "heart eyes" over various genders, but no need for physicality. I'm so confused.

Man like, I love orgasms, they’re awesome. I just don’t feel any need to directly involve another person, you know? I don’t see why it has to be a group activity.

Something I heard that really clarified things for me was this: if you’re asexual, you don’t want it, and you don’t want to want it. I mean, I wanted to feel what everyone else felt in order to know what all the fuss was about, and to be a “good girlfriend,” but I didn’t want to experience sexual attraction in order to have sex. If someone could have waved a magic wand and made it so that I could have romantic relationships same as before but nobody would ever expect sex from me again, I would have felt SO AMAZINGLY RELIEVED. Really??? oh my god???? I can just–not???? thank you dear sweet Jesus.

A lot of people will tell you that if you think you’re asexual, you have some sort of sexual dysfunction. But something is only a disorder if it causes you distress. Other people’s expectations about sex caused me distress. Hearing that I was broken caused me distress. But not wanting sex never did. I don’t want to want sex in the same way I don’t want to have an overpowering hunger for beets. It just sounds boring, and a little gross, and it’s not for me, thanks.

Against The Wall- Chapter 6

When a new neighbor moves into the apartment next door, Katniss Everdeen’s walls get rocked and rattled on a nightly basis. But can a certain baker tear them down altogether?

A/N: Modern AU. Rated E for explicit language, graphic sex, and potentially offensive slang. Part Six of Seven. Contains direct and revised quotes from The Hunger Games books and movies, none of which I own (because life is cruel). With many thanks to my betas and dear friends @dandelion-sunset, @eala-musings, @jennagill, @pookieh, and @everlylark. You girls are AMAZING. Thank you for everything. And with many thanks to the ever-talented @loving-mellark for capturing the spirit of my story in this banner.

This chapter- and the entire story, really- is for @jennywren0​. May Peeta Mellark always win the war of attrition on Katniss Everdeen’s heart. <3

You can find the first five chapters on AO3.

The city was stunned into silence.

Traffic came to a halt on the West Side Highway, an endless line of cars filled with drivers whose white-knuckled hands were peeled around their steering wheels, eyes riveted to their windshields, searching ahead for answers. The engines on the Staten Island ferry suddenly cut out, its passengers peering northward past Battery Park and the golden, glittering lights of downtown, trying to catch a glimpse of a certain ramshackle apartment building in Inwood. The skaters beneath the Hamilton Bridge popped up their boards and tucked them under their arms to gawk in the direction of the olive-skinned girl standing in the doorway of Apt. 449, her arms crossed and smoke billowing out of her ears like the overworked smokestacks of the Indian Point nuclear power plant. And the laboring mothers at New York Presbyterian bore down, and, while they couldn’t quite find it in themselves to care what some random man in a Mets cap had just said, they bit their fists to muffle the sounds of their whimpers and screams so that the rest of the city could listen in.

The whole of Manhattan was silent except for Katniss Everdeen, who promptly began to laugh in Rye Mellark’s face.

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Why I haven’t drawn Saitama yet lol

One day I will draw a nice handsome Saitama… one day i will grin and bear the lack of hair on his head……. I’m sorry Saitama… I just… really like drawing hair…….

Most Memorable Things I've Heard the Zodiacs Say
  • (This is just a one-time thing and I'm bored, so...)
  • Aries: You know what? Fuck you. Go see a therapist, bitch.
  • Taurus: You deserve better.
  • Gemini: Shit - did I just say that - oops - no hard feelings, though, right? (Later asked what she really felt.) nah, man, I'm not sorry. I really actually hate you.
  • Cancer: I don't know, but I care!
  • Leo: I'm bored. Let's go steal something. (Later told that's a bad idea.) WHAT?!
  • Virgo: I don't wanna be mad, but I'm really mad.
  • Libra: I'm the fucking ruler of this place. Just watch. I'm PERFECT. You can't even compete with this perfection!
  • Scorpio: Humanity is...stupid.
  • Sagittarius: Thanks for being a good sport!! (After a kid was pranked.)
  • Capricorn: It's either my way or the highway. Stay, or leave.
  • Aquarius: I don't know, I don't care, so please gtfo.