sorry just felt like it lol

anonymous asked:

Hey, love your blog! I just recently followed you, so I've seen a post about you not liking Floriana Lima, but I was just wondering why you felt that way? You've probably explained it before, lol. Sorry if this is like your 500th ask on the subject.

its ok! she called me fat ass kelly price and ran me over with her car multiple times and tried to kidnap me to steal my blood so she could drink it in a satanic ritual so she could steal my authentic woc latina essence

anonymous asked:

Sometimes I feel like im not slytherin enough. My anxiety and all keep me from bein as forward and ambitious as I want to be, idk a lot of my ambitions come from spite too so I never feel like I fall under the category of ambitious for slytherin I just fall under the cunning and manipulative and I wanna be a part of the slytherin community cuz I feel like its the only place I could relate to people but at the same time I feel like I dont belong? Sorry if this didnt make sense, half asleep rn lol

from what you’ve said it sounds like you completely belong. whether you fit “slytherin” traits 100% or not, i think that more than anything slytherin represents the outcasts and the people who don’t completely fit in. slytherin is a haven for anyone who has ever felt different from the rest, and for anyone who feels at home amongst us. you are a slytherin.

anonymous asked:

How would the members react when the walk in on their s/o naked/changing? Thanks you in advance!

SF9 reaction to walking in on their S/O changing

Thank you for requesting, love! I hope you like it. Also I kept Chani out because even though this isn’t 100% NSFW it just felt kind of weird lol

YOUNGBIN

Originally posted by armurx

Youngbin would immediately close the door and just scream “SORRY!” from the other side: I think he’d be the sort of lover that, even if he’s seen you naked before, would try and give you the privacy you want. A closed door is a sign for the need of privacy, and what kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn’t respect your needs?

INSEONG

Originally posted by sf9fantasy

“Whoops!” Inseong shrugs as you yell at him to turn around or cover while at the same time you try to cover yourself. “It’s not like you’ve got something I haven’t seen,” he’d tell you, and you’d frown at his peeking eyes. As your boyfriend, he finds you beautiful; there’s no need for you to hide from his eyes.

JAEYOON

Originally posted by hwitime

“Woah there!” Jaeyoon Inseong half yells half laughs, covering his eyes with a smile as you try to hide your naked body behind a towel. “I didn’t know you had showered, sorry. I’ll wait outside, okay?”

 DAWON

Originally posted by fromthestothey

As Dawon whistles from the door, you jump almost a feet off the ground: he’s just chilling at the doorstep, going through his twitter feed. Your nudity doesn’t faze him; for him, you are perfect and so is your body, there’s no need to be ashamed of yourself.

ROWOON

Originally posted by dangchanhee

This poor child, he would be just so awkward! As he enters the room, already talking about whatever he wanted to talk about and he finds himself with a front and center view of your butt as you are putting on your pants, he’d just mutter a “sorry I uh, I’ll just leave? Now?”. It would probably  be all over before you can even completely turn around.

ZUHO

Originally posted by namjiwssi

This soft guy would blush so much, he’d be beet red. You probably didn’t even notice he entered and left the room in a flash: the only way of knowing would be by asking him after you see him avoiding your eyes and smiling with embarassment. Whether you’ve been dating a week or a year his reaction too seeing your body is always the same; it’s something that makes him absorutrly embarrased but also absolutely bashful, your beauty feels like a new discovery every day.

TAEYANG

Originally posted by yootaeyaang

I feel Taeyang would be pretty chill about this, like super casual. Naked S/O? Totally not a big deal, sorry he barged in he should’ve knocked. Changing S/O? He’d ask if you’re wearing something else on top of that shirt because it’s kind of chilly outside and he doesn’t want you to be cold, you know.  Taeyang is, just like most of the time, a breath of fresh air: an easygoing person who likes respecting your privacy but also has gotten used to the house’s day-today.

HWIYOUNG

Originally posted by sf9

This stupid child, he’d be mortified! Even if you don’t think it’s a big deal, for him it would be like death itself. He’d try to look everywhere but at you, and if you ask him whether he needs something or if he could pass you a shirt or a comb or something, he’d probably just implode and stammer until you huff and do it yourself.

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Not Safe (C.H)

{pic not mine}

warnings: cussing, mention of religion

A.N: i’m not christian so i’m sorry if any of what i say is offensive,, im trying not to mention as much religion…

His hands started to give out from holding his weight up for so long, so he hovered above on his elbows for support. That deepened the kiss. Tongue was everywhere, you wouldn’t even know what the goal was with this tongue. His crotch brushed against hers, a slight tough but enough to make him moan her name ever so loudly into her neck.

“Oh, Y/N,” he sighed into her neck. He placed small kisses on her neck and on her shoulder, moving back up to her neck. He was having the time of his life. As for her, she stared up at the ceiling. In lust? In desperation? Was she grabbing onto his shirt, desperate for a deeper touch? No. She stared at the ceiling, her eyes filled with boredom, her breathing stable, her body stiff as wood. The routine was simple and the same. Her five year long boyfriend would come over for steak and mashed potatoes for dinner with her parents, sometimes it was with mac and cheese when her mom felt adventurous! Then they’d go up to her room for their 7-8 study session, only to turn into an intense make out session. Or an intense make out session for him. But it never ended with sex. The Lord would not approve of premarital sex. Please do not break the routine.

He let out a grunt and placed one last kiss to her collarbone, letting out a deep sigh. He lifted his head above hers and touched their noses, rubbing his tip against hers. “God, I want to marry you,” he sighed. His eyes were still closed in lust as he savored her smell, the taste of her. Her eyes were wide open, her lips forming a fake smile to show him she was just as enthusiastic as he was. His eyes opened to meet hers and he returned a bigger smile to her. He kissed the tip of her nose and slowly made his way off of her, letting out a loud groan as he made his way up. He sat back on the bed and watched as she made her way up as well, her hair just slightly messed up from the slight head movements on the pillow, her lips glistening from spit and chap stick. Their eyes met and his smile turned into a smirk, proud of his work of art. She placed her hands in her lap and returned a small smile. He furrowed his eyebrows and reached up to move a strand of hair away from her face.

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  • Solas: -travels with you as a trusted member of your inner circle for the better part of a year and then vanishes and shows up two years later to reveal his plan to literally destroy the world and oh yeah he's also immortal and a god and ALSO the conflict of the whole game was basically his fault-
  • Reyes: -hides that he's a crime boss for a few weeks/months so he can assassinate a tyrant-
  • Fandom: these are the same
BNHA Light Novel No.2 Trans

Chapter 4, AB Union: A Girls Only Gathering Part 2

[Part 1

t/n this has to be my favourite part of the chap, everyone talking about the boys and their boyfriend potentialness lol ahhh <3 p.s sorry if this a little short of a part!

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I was re-watching Yuri!!! on Ice, when I began being curious if the ending instagram posts have captions. I dont know if someone already pointed this out, but Im still shook. I mean..

This was just a normal caption of Viktor Nikiforov, when suddenly..

WHAT

LIKE REALLY, WHAT

WHAT DOES HE MEANT BY THIS?!!!!

IT WONT MAKE SENSE IF HE WOULD JUST WRITE THAT CAPTION JUST BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. HE WROTE THAT BECAUSE HE STILL REMEMBERS THE TIME YUURI GOT DRUNK. THE TIME HE BEGAN TO NOTICE THIS BOY. THE TIME FROM THAT MOMENT HE WAS JUST CURIOUS TO THE DAY HE’S ACTUALLY NEXT TO HIM. IT FELT UNREAL. IT WAS SO LONG YET FELT SO FAST. TO VIKTOR, IT ONLY TOOK A SPLIT SECOND TO REALIZE WHY HE WAS PRACTICING AND COMPETING ALL THOSE YEARS. IT WAS TO MEET THIS VERY MAN IN FRONT OF HIM. (Im sorry, I made it sound so emotional. lol)

THE THING IS!!! THEY WERE ALREADY HINTING ABOUT EP 10′S ENDING SCENE WAY FROM EPISODE ONE. WHY HAVEN’T I NOTICED THIS?!

I was on the bus about 3 days ago, just chilling and listening to music and this family came on the bus, the youngest who was about 6-7, kept turning and looking at me even his dad realised and told him not to.

Not even 10 seconds later he jumped out of his sit, ran towards me, I took off my headphones and he was saying “I like your hair, it’s just like mine” and I was like “it’s kool, isn’t it?” He was like “ I like it, it’s just like mine” then he reached out his hand and was like “let me touch” so I leaned towards him and he was like “it’s soft just like mine” with his little squeaky voice lol I heard the biggest “awwww from the back of the bus” and when I looked up everyone was smiling. Looked towards his parents, his mum was smiling and his dad was laughing while saying sorry lool I hi fived him as he was leaving and ran straight back to his sit. Took me out of the numbness I felt that day. I couldn’t stop smiling, everyone couldn’t stop smiling.

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Chapter 0.5: The Observational Diaries Of Saeran– Living With My Idiot Brother And Sister-In-Law

“Today sis in law finally threw a fit over bro’s terrible eating habits but they made up 5 minutes later and started making out so I left the room. The popcorn was nice.”

(I’m sorry lol I just felt like drawing a nonchalant Saeran eating popcorn…)

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sheithy inktobers from twitter ✒️✨

kpop male groups as students
  • BIGBANG: been in highschool for 10 years. super smart and funny but have been held back because they all managed to fail their tests. still cool though and the younger students throw rose petals at their feet as they walk the halls. one guy managed to pass the test so everyone is sh00k and super sad. savage but cute
  • EXO: memes. everyone likes them except the teachers. lost a few squad members as they transfered countries. hard to keep track of but they still c00l af. everyone knows their jokes and they all have managed to get hella good grades. also hella rich and have their own table with aspiring ceos and football stars lol
  • BTS: teachers hate them. stand on tables and throw books because they refuse to be apart of the schooling system. started riots during exam period but didn't get expelled. hella cute and are involved in every club. sometimes problematic but everyone somehow loves them hehe
  • SUPER JUNIOR : most of them are in uni. everyone knows like, that one squad member because he was savage. sometimes that one guy comes back and they have a ceremony but people forget him eventually lol. senior students still remember them from freshmen year. used to take up the whole damn cafeteria cause they wouldnt stop recruiting members.
  • SEVENTEEN: lost a few guys in primary. replaces suju's spot in the cafeteria and eats all the goddamn food. everyone knows them when they're walking around in the halls as a group but separately... nah fam. sometimes you can hear the vocal members in music class from the otherside of the building
  • GOT7: gets shit grades but people love them. one guy made them hella popular because he was too extra in class. some members are unpopular but they still have freshman chasing them lmao. sit at the front of class and you can hear their laughter from outside. ruined the school play by dabbing everytime they went on stage. became viral tho so it was worth it
  • MONSTA X: freshman love them because they're extra at the appropriate times. Too early or too late to trends but they're still a crowd pleaser hehe. teachers hate them because they got scholarships for "no reason" (even though they're very smart!!). photo day is their day
  • ASTRO: everyone loves them. teachers love them. the principle hates them because they distract everyone with their happiness. pass all of their exams and are involved in many clubs. everyone only knows that one guy tho because of his photo day picture (he looked hella g00d)
  • BAP: got expelled for doing the same shit as bts l o l. but the principle called them back in after a few years because he realized that they got scholarships for a reason lmao
  • INFINITE: no one knows every single guy individually but they can sense their outgoing atmosphere, yknow. everyone ignores them but they also don't want them to graduate and leave lol
  • VIXX: no one talks to them because they're scared they will get roasted and become twitter famous lol
  • KNK: known for being the tall freshmen. no they dont play on the basketball team. no one knows their names but its because they seem shy when in reality everyone's too lazy to look up all the time and talk to them so they just ignore them
  • SHINee: did they graduate? no. the teachers won't let them so they have to suffer a few more years. worth it tho because they inspire every student. sometimes bring chaos into the school but the principle is cool about it lol
  • NCT : freshmen who appeared from nowhere. jk they were in their rooms srudying the entire time cause their parents were hella strict. had to be split up into groups according to favorite subjects because the teachers felt sorry for the cafeteria ladies at this point. some guys are in more than one group tho cause their parents hate them yikes
  • BtoB: no one remembers their grades. they just know them lmao because they're handsome and speak in a lot of ceremonies. seniors who look like they've been friends for 15 years. kinda quiet but... also hella loud lmao
  • WINNER: one guy left the school and everyone cried. got shitty grades because the teachers forgot about them. had some amazing test results but no one noticed
  • iKON: were supposed to be studying music but somehow their main subject became japanese. no one knows what they do because they all spend their life in that goddamn japanese class room. teachers pay too much attention to them but do nothing oml
  • Shinhwa : older than half of the teachers. no one remembered them but they still walked into school 5 days after reunion day and somehow everyone kind of did remember them... idk lol. got good grades and sort of encouraged the students after them to pursue their dreams :'). still hella old tho
The Major - Jasper Hale x Reader

Requested by anonymous: jasper x reader and the reader is shy but confident and can be funny at the wrong time. Since she’s dating jasper, she hasn’t met the major yet, so when she does she teases him, but good natured, yet everyone is worried that the major will overreact. The volturi find out about her and her powers *controls the elements* she accidentally makes fun of how Aro giggles, the major comes out but everything turns out okay. I just need protective and fluffy major so much right now

I’m sorry this took so long! I lost all inspiration to write for a while and I didn’t want to just write like complete garbage lol. Also, I changed it up a bit, but protective Jasper is still there. I hope you like it!

Originally posted by matthew-daddario

You were sitting in the Cullen living room along with the family, just enjoying the afternoon together.

Suddenly, Alice gasped and the book she was reading fell to the floor.

“What is it Alice?” Bella looked at her with concern and reached to touch her arm.

Alice’s eyes were completely zoned out and she looked faint. You felt nervous not knowing what she was seeing. A few moments later her eyes cleared up and her brows knit together in focus. “They’re coming for her.”

Your stomach flipped and fear burned through your veins. “W-what? Me? And who?”

Jasper moved quickly over to you and held you. “Why? What do they want?” You had never heard him sound so scared.

“I saw them testing her abilities…they must know she’s special…” She trailed off and looked at you.

“Who?!” You shouted.

“The Volturi.” She blinked, still a bit out of it.

You remembered Jasper once telling you about the Italian coven, but you had never met them in person.

“Well what do we do? When will they be here?” Esme stepped forward.

“Soon…I’m—I’m not sure exactly, but soon.”

All of a sudden, Emmett came through the doorway looking angry. “The Volturi are coming. I saw them in the clearing while I was out hunting. Why the hell are they here?!” He raised his voice.

“They want to meet (Y/N).” Esme looked over at him. She moved in front of you and held your hands, looking into your eyes. “We’ll keep you safe, I promise.”

You nod and look over your shoulder at Jasper. You couldn’t quite read his face but you knew he was thinking of how to protect you.

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I love suits. And I love Levi&Eren. So, yay for Office AU. \(^ 0 ^) / A little racy. Not really.

Office AU:

Eren is a cheeky-ass employee, but a really good employee. His co-workers think Levi only keeps him around for eye-candy (true), but Eren is quite the worker, very good at what he does, does everything on time, and actually does 5x the work of his peers. But his attitude needs tons to be worked on. Sasses all his co-workers, insults them with a smile, as if he didn’t mean it, and takes long lunch breaks (which were spent on helping Levi). (Eren got very defensive for Levi when his co-workers talks about him)

Levi, the hard-ass boss, is always stressed out with the incompetent work his employee does. Always rants to Eren about them never completing their work, and takes advantage of overtime pay. Eren, at the beginning was like that too, until he sees how tired Levi is, then he picked up his slack. As time goes on, he picks up his co-workers slack, and eventually kind of became Levi’s personal assistant.

Then they got together, smoothly and without drama. It just fell together naturally. But they each get their bouts of jealousy with the exes or something.

Those long lunch breaks are happy times, de-stressing in Levi’s private, recently sound-proof office, thanks to Erwin who could not deal with their shit. Levi and Eren kind of shamelessly uses any rooms anywhere, whenever they felt like it. (Lol, more times in Erwin office then Erwin liked. Hange was down with it tho.)

…I’m sorry for this shitty au and long ass post… (> =//3//=)>  

Some Mythical Creature AUs

not just because mod amaranth felt like it

  • “you’re a dryad and i’m a naiad but i fell an love with you and i swear we’re going to figure this out”
  • “i discover {mythical creature} and {another mythical creature} are real in the same day?!”
  • “i’m a zoologist and i’ve never seen your species before, i have to document this! wait, you’re camera shy? you speak english?!”
  • for whatever reason the main character is the only person able to understand unicorns/werewolves/kelpies etc.
  • character A is a bounty hunter that accidentally stumbles into character B’s hydra den
  • bonus: character C convinces them not to kill each other
  • modern mythical creature AU: a manticore and a merperson get into an argument in the line at Starbucks
  • modern mythical creature AU: an elf runs a vegan pizza place
  • monster high AU if you’re into that?
  • character A is afraid of the monster under under their bed but they discover it’s a lonely lost satyr or other creature (character B)

YO  if you’re ever feeling shitty for not being able to draw something, KEEP TRYING
I’ve been trying to sketch all of my fav Batman villains but I cannot draw male faces for the life of me. Literally been drawing anime girls my whole life goddamnit

Anyway I watched a bunch of facial structure tutorials on youtube and I finally did something I’m happy with YAAAS

The 3 on the left are ones I did before doing any sort of research or tutorials and they’re so gross ew 

there were actually like 50 others I deleted out of pure rage and no human being should ever have to see those 

perfidy (prologue)

Definition: perfidy ; the quality or state of being faithless or disloyal

Pairing: taehyung x reader

Genre: spy au (put more info when i post the full chapters)

Description: again still not entirely sure yet.. this is just the prologue so you can understand the plot a bit. 

Word Count: 1.5k

a/n: (warning: mentions of guns and death) i wanted to get this part out of the way and not in the first chapter so yea lol hope some of you enjoy and thank you for reading. 


‘You must remember this, a kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh….”

Frank Sinatras soothing voice filled the elegant hotel room along with a knock at the door. This moment was perfect, the song, the silk white sheets, the feeling of joy and lust engulfing you entirely, the only thing missing was him. But that knocking quickly took it all away and put your sense back on track and alert. Your gun was on the nightstand beside you and you debated on taking it with you to greet whoever it was. No one was supposed to know you were here and you told the hotel staff not to disturb you.. The silk white night gown you were in exposed a great amount of skin but you didn’t bother to cover yourself as you got up. Again a harder knock at the door. Maybe it was just him, maybe he forgot his key when he left to get food. But still he was never that careless…The doubtful side of you wins and you grab the gun in your right hand putting it behind your back as you went to open the door with your left. 

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