Author’s Note: This is kinda crap but I’m totally obsessed with Tom Holland and Spider-Man Homecoming so come on this wild ride and be trash with me! Give me feedback please I promise I’ll get to it in like 10 years
Summary: Reader and Peter (slant rhyme woo) are friends and both on the Avengers. They’re training in the gym and things get s t e a m y…
Sorry for bothering you I am now invested with your BNHA Voltron au and i wanted to ask; do you think the attitudes of the lions would be any different? Like do you think the red lion will still be so protective over Bakugou, for example.
….tbh I hadn’t thought that deeply about this, but considering Bakugou is Bakugou I’d say Red is just as much of a mama with him as she is in canon - the one with the best relationship with his lion has to be Kirishima though, after all
underneath these stairs i hear the sneers and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and my aunt cant believe how cruel the are and it sting my lightning scar to know theyll NEver ever give me… what i wa-ant I know i dont deserve these AWful ruules made by the Dursleys here on PRIIIIIiivet driiive cant take these stupid Muggles but despite all of my struggles… IM STILL ALIIIIIIIVE im sick of summer and this waiting around * dun dun* man its september so imm skipping this town hey its no mysteryy theres nothing here fore me noooow i gotta get back to hogwart! i gotta get back to schooool i gotta get back to hogwarts! where everybody knows im cooOool back to witches! and wizards! and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts! ita all that i Love and its all that i need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! i think im going back I’LL see my friends gonna laugh till we cry TAke my firebolt gonna take to the sky No Way this year anyONES Gonna Die and its gonna be tOtally awesome!ill cast some spells with a flick of my wand defeat the Dark Arts yeAH Bring it On and do it all with my best friend RON cause together were totally awesomYEAH CAUSE TOGETHER WERE TOTALLY AWESOME DId sOmebody say roOON?? Ron?! what are u doing here? sorry it took me so long to get here i had to get some floo powder But get everything u need and lets get goin! where are we going? to DIagon alley of course cool FLoo powder Power floo powder power floo powder power floo powder power Its been so long but were going back dont go for work dont go there for Class as long as were together gonna kick some AsS and its gonna be toOtally aWEsome this year well take everybody by storm sneak Stay up all night sneak out of our dorm but LEts not fOrget that we Need to PerfFORm Well in ClAss if we want to pass our OWLS aargh hermioine Why do you have to be such a BUZzkill? beCAUSE guys school is not all about Fun and Games we have to study hard if we wanna become good wizards and Witches ugh I may be frumpy but im super smart CHeck out my grades theyre As for a startwhat i lack in looks well i make up in heART and well guys that is totally awESOme This year i plan to Study A Lot That would be cool if you were actually Hot HEy ron Cmon were the only friends that shes got and thats cool and thats tOtally Awesome yeah its so cool it is totally aWESOME were sick of summer and this waiting around *dun dun* its like were sitting in the lost and found * dun dun* dont take no SorcerYY for anyone to se hooOOOOOooOOoOw we gotta get back to hogwarts! we gotta get back to schoooOOl we gotta get us back to hogwarts! where everything is magicooOOOOOOl bck to wizards and witches and magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts its all that i love and its all that i need at hogwarts! hogwarts! i think were going back! rOooOoON you were supposed to take me to madam malkins and use those sIckles mom gave you for my RObe fitting! whos this? aAhhhthis is stupid dumb little sister ginny ginny this is harry Potter hhHArry Potter youre the boy who lived yah and youre ginny uh its genevra uuuh ill just stick with ginny Stupid sister *clap* dont crowd the famous friend! Do you guys hear Music? someones coming Cho Chang Domo arigato Cho Chang gung hey Fat Cho CHang happy happy new year Cho chang oooh whos that? thats..thats cho chang yeah thats the girl harrys been TOtally In Love with since freshman year yeah but he wont say anything to her yeah you never tell a girl you like her it makes you look like an idiot! KonIchiWa cho chang it is Good to meet you my name is Ginny WEAsley BITCH I AINT CHO CHANG that is lAVender brOwn *clap* RACIST sister! oh that allright im Cho Chang YAllshes perfect yeah but too bad she dating cedric diggory srsly who the Hell is cedric diggory?! hes that guy u know hes just huge and tall Cho chaang I Am So In LOve with CHoOo Chaaang from bangkook to dIINgdaaAng I sing my love aLoud for Choo CHaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAANg UGH iHATE that guy DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOOY? ugh malfaoy what do you want? SO pottah Back for another year at Hogwarts are you? maybe this year you WIse up and hang out with a HIGher caliber of wizard listen draco.. ron and hermoine are my Best Friends in the Whole World i wouldnt trade them for ANYthing Have it your way WAit dont tell me Red hair Hand me down Clothes and a Stuupid Complexion Youu must be a WEeasley hey malfoy lay off my sister ok? she may be a pain in the ass but she MY pain in the ass well isnt this CuUte its like a little looser fAHmily hogwarts has really gone to the Dogs Luckily next year Ill be Transferred to Pigfaarts! this years you bet gonna get outta here the Reign of Malfoy its growing near ill have the Greatest Wizard carrier its gonna be TOAtally Awesooome look out world for the Dawn of the day when everyone one will do whATEVER I SAY! and pooottah wont bee in my way then ill be the one who is tOtally Awesome YEAH YOULL BE THE ONE WHO IS TOTALLY AWESOME! *choo* Cmon guys were gonna Miss the Traiin who knows how fast this years gonna go Hand me a Glass let the butterbeer flow! maybee at last i will talk to cho Oh No thatd be Way Too Awesome were back to learn everything that we can its great to come back to where it began And here we are! and ALAKAZAM here we go this is totally awesome! cmon and teach us everything you know! *un dun* the summers over and were aching to go! *dun dun* I think were ready for ALbus DUmbleDore ahhhhhhhHHHHHH welcoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOoOooOome all of you to Hogwarts! I welcome all of you to schooooool did you know that here at Hogwarts weve got a Hidden Swimming Poooooool welcomewelcomewelcome Hogwarts! welcome Hotties Nerds and Tooools! now that ive got you here at hogwarts id umm liketogooverjustacoupleofrules My name is Albus Dumbledore and i am HEadmaster of Hogwarts! you can all call me Dmbledore. s’pose you could also call me Albus if you wanted DEtEntion nah im just kidding Ill Expel YA if ya Call me Albus! *dun dun dun* back to witches and wizards aand magical beasts to Goblins and Ghosts and to magical feasts Its All that i Love and its All that i Need at Hogwarts! hogwarts! back to spells and *funky background clapping* enchantments potions and Friends! To Gryffindooor! HUfflePuff! RavEnclAaw! SLYTHERIN! Back to the place where our story begins at Hogwarts! hogwarts! Im sorry what its name?! HOgwarts! HOGwarts! Iii Didnt HEar you Kids!HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS! man im glad i went back!
I just read an article recommending budgies and cockatiels among other small commonly mistreated animals as pets for young children and I'm pretty sure I can hear my veins popping
A five year old does not need a pet, especially a small pet. If they’re not old enough to take care of themselves, they’re not old enough to take care of another life.
No hate to people who did get their own pet young, so did I, but I know I’m definitely not going to be doing that for my kids. I was 13 when I got my first bird (a parrotlet) and I know I was NOT mature enough. Don’t get me wrong, I loved him, he was the center of my universe and he got plenty of attention and interaction and love, but I was not mature enough for the less fun parts of pet care. I also had ADHD, so my brain was(is) a bit behind developmentally on certain aspects, but still.
If you’re going to get a pet, make it a family pet, and don’t get it just for your kids. Get it because you want it too, because you’d better believe you’re going to be the one taking care of it.
And if you have small kids, don’t get delicate pet that needs to be handled! Please! Kids mean well but they’re still kids! If you’re going to get a small pet, get one that doesn’t need to be handled, and is happier being left alone. (And then make sure you’re kids leave it alone, including no tapping on the cage to get its attention).
And also, there’s no such thing as an easy pet to take care of. If you think there is, then you’re probably not caring for it correctly. The best thing for a pet (especially non domesticated ones) is to recreate all the beneficial aspects of their natural environment.
And don’t trust what the pet store tells you. Do research at home before making the decision to get the pet. And I mean research that isn’t from the pet store website.
Super sorry this turned into such a long post, I just really love animals and think they deserve so much better than what the pet trade typically gives them.
And please don’t think that I’m trying to make anyone feel bad or guilty! Like I said, I had several childhood pets that I didn’t take care of properly, even though I loved them, because I didn’t know any better. I’m so grateful to the people who explained all this stuff to me
What did EA do, if you don’t mind me asking? I’m out of the loop, sorry.
What has EA not done should be the question lol, they’re completely insane, they have you buy a 60-80$ game but don’t allow you to play all the characters without grinding, which would be fine.. except that they’ve made it so it would take hundreds of hours just to unlock a single character (like darth vader) so even if you’re a hardcore gamer, the whole process would take so long you’d lose interest in the game.
But it gets worse.
Micro-transactions. So you want to unlock vader for some money? (which in itself is so shitty cause you’re paying 60-80$) so you gotta buy loot crates…except you don’t know how many ‘credits’ you get in a loot crate cause its COMPLETELY randomised which is the absolute dumbest thing i’ve heard in quite a while. Gamestop bought 100$ worth of lootcrates and guess what, that STILL wasn’t enough to unlock vader, Gamestop had to cough up 160$ extra dollars just to unlock him. You heard me right, 260$ for a single character in a game which you’ve already paid 60-80$ for.
A single character… just 1 character.
So how much would it cost to unlock everything you ask? well, turns out someone did unlock everything and the estimate money or time spent to unlock everything is 2100$ or 4528 hours. So unless you’re some super rich person, you’ll have to grind like most people (who is this game targeted to btw? millionaires who don’t care about coughing 2100 on a game??? yikes).
You can play the game for 3 years straight for 3 hours every.single.day and then you’ll maybe finally have enough credits to unlock everything (i’ve never played a game for more than 300 hours so this is insane for me)
And hey if that wasn’t bad enough guess what? After you’ve played a certain gamemode too much they just stop giving you credits altogether! Cause even if you still wanted to play the game after all this, they’ll penalise you for it too! So if you didn’t want to pay for a single thing in the game it would probably take an average gamer like 5-6 years just to unlock everything! (yeah.)
So you read all this and you had already pre-ordered the game but want a refund? sounds reasonable, no sane person would want to pay for a game like this
BUT IT GETS WORSE.
EA Games decided to completely remove the refund button on their website so you cannot easily refund the game! (I literally cannot make this shit up) If you wanted a refund you have to call customer support and wait hours cause literally everyone is trying to refund. I should mention here that they removed it cause a lot of people will get bored waiting and they wont be able to refund the game then.
So basically what i’m trying to say is that EA is the scummiest of the scum and even satan wouldn’t have been able to think of the shit they’re trying to pull off.
Oh yeah, since the outbreak of everyone shitting on it at once, ea decided to make unlocking characters 75% cheaper, you would think this is a good thing but what they didn’t publicly say was that getting credits would be 75% slower as well… so yeah.
[goes down on one knee, and presents the finest of candy ring pops] Peter, will you marry me?
Aren't rings supposed to be like 10% of your salary?
I stopped killing people with your help, so I am officially out of the mercenary business. In fact, I don't even have this month's rent.
[starts tearing up] We're both so poor.
Are you okay?
I'm just a little upset.
[stands up] Why??? Did I do something wrong? If you need more time, that's okay!!! I'm sorry for rushing things.
No, it's just-- [gets down on one knee] You beat me to the proposal. [presents a plastic Spider-Man ring]
[gingerly takes ring and puts it on his pinky since that's the only finger that it barely fits] You've made me the happiest man alive, I'll keep this until it breaks! Which might not be too long because I will probably lose my hand during a fight or some shit. [pulls him into a hug]
[smiles] Don't worry, I have more. [pulls out a whole bag]
And I'm sorry, but I'll probably eat yours when the ramen supply runs out.
You have a problem. But I got you covered, babe. [pulls out bag of ring pops] And they're all red.
[smiles] I love you. [pulls him into a kiss]
“No narrativium,” said the Dean. “Remember? That’s what this universe lacks. We never found a trace of it. Nothing knows what it’s supposed to be.” “There must be something like it, surely?” said Ridcully. “The place looks normal, after all. Seeds grow up into trees and grass, by the look of it. Clouds know they have to stay up in the sky.” “If you remember, sir,” said Ponder, using the tone that meant I know you’ve forgotten, sir, “we found that this universe has things that work instead of narrativium.”
– on talking to supervisors |
Terry Pratchett, Ian Stewart, and Jack Cohen, The Science of Discworld II: The Globe
Eggsy x reader. Writers choice. But could you make it really fluffy
“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
A/N’s: I’m so sorry that this took so long! I just didn’t feel as inspired for this one, so I hope that it isn’t terrible.
It’s already mid morning when you wake up in an unfamiliar
room. Your sleep dazed mind takes a moment or two to register why you’re not in
your own bed, but once it finally does a small, sleepy grin makes its way onto
your face as the events of the night before play back through your head. You
can hear someone moving around outside of the bedroom and start to get out of
bed so that you can greet them. The cold floor underneath your bare feet almost
makes you gasp but you do your best to ignore it as you follow the sounds
towards the kitchen. The sight you are greeted with only causes the smile on
your face to grow further.
Eggsy is standing in his kitchen, back facing you and a
spatula in his hand as he tries and fails to flip a pancake. You can’t help but
let a little giggle slip out as you watch him try so hard to cook breakfast.
When he hears you Eggsy turns around and sends you a shy smile, before saying,
quite sheepishly, “I figured I would try to make us breakfast, but um as you
can see cooking isn’t exactly something I’m good at.”
You watch as he turns back to the stove and tries once again
to flip the pancake, succeeding this time, though in the process he manages to
burn his hand on the pan. You step forward just as you hear him mumble ‘fuck’
under his breath at his burned hand, “Love, let me try. I wouldn’t want you
getting any more hurt than you already have,” you suggest, sending him a
A blush spreads up his neck and cheeks, but none the less he
nods his head at you, looking pretty thankful for the help, before passing you
the spatula and stepping to the side. As you start to pour some batter into the
hot pan, you notice him staring at you and when you look down at yourself, you
realize why. You were still only wearing a faded navy green sweater of his from
the night before and the only things covering your bottom half are the end of
his sweater – which thankfully is quite large on you- and your underwear. It is
now you blushing instead of him and this causes Eggsy to chuckle and place a
kiss on your cheek.
While you finish making the pancakes he pulls down plates
for the two of you and starts to dish up the eggs that he had already finished
cooking before you had woken up and makes sure to point out that he is at least
capable of cooking eggs and you joke back, telling him, “Well if you couldn’t I
think you would have to find a new nickname, now wouldn’t you.”
You two go back and forth like this for a few more minutes,
just allowing yourselves to feel at ease in each other’s presence. Just as you
are finishing up with the pancakes, Eggsy remembers the coffee he had made
earlier and pours some in a mug for you and then he makes it just the way you
like it, which causes butterflies to start flying around in your stomach at the
realization that he remembers something so tiny like this about you. But,
before you can get too wrapped up in this thought, you finish the cooking the
last of the batter and he hands you a plate.
You both grab some of the food and walk towards the small
table in corner of the room, were he pulls out the chair for you. A
conversation starts easily between the two of you again once you have sat down,
but part way through eating, Eggsy suddenly seems distracted, just staring at
you from across the table with a goofy look on his face. You start to become
worried that you had done something wrong, so you ask, “Is everything ok?”
He hesitates for a moment before answering, as if he isn’t sure
about whether or not saying what is going through his mind is a good idea, but
after a few moments he answers you, “Everything’s perfect. It’s just that I can’t
get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having
breakfast in my sweater.”
The answer sends even more butterflies through your stomach
and you reach your hand across the table to grab his and intertwine your
“Neither can I, honestly, though I don’t think that I could
be any happier about it.”
Do u have an 8th year drarry fic rec?? (Sorry about my previous message by the way I just really like all those prompts ! )
Dude, I have no idea how long this has been in my ask box but I’m sorry. 99% of the time I can only get on tumblr through the app and its impossible to find old asks on there it drives me nuts! Anyways here are some of my personal favorites…
IT’S JOGGERS SEASON (OR SO THE MUGGLES SAY)by @carpemermaidtales -
Everything about Draco’s life since May has been one bloody long exercise in subverting everything he’s known, that’s expected of him, in an effort to get as far away from the mistakes he’s made—the wrong choices he was forced into. He’s returned to Hogwarts to take his N.E.W.T.s and everything is different—namely, Harry Potter strutting around in clingy joggers that Draco can’t get off his mind.
GAMES NIGHTby @agentmoppet -
Harry has no idea why Hermione decided that an inter-house Games Night would be a good idea, but he’s here now, and he intends to beat Malfoy, no matter what game he chooses. But, who would have thought muggle games could be full of so much… tension?
RIGHT HAND REDby @lqtraintracks -
Harry felt Malfoy’s breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. //Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. // Malfoy felt inevitable.
HELIXby Saras Girl -
Seven months after the end of the war, Harry is feeling lost. Fortunately, he is about to be offered an unexpected and sparkling chance to find himself again.
i swear everytime i see a post that says “i wish i could leave more than one kudos on fics :(((” i actually fucking die a little inside. if u really felt that way u would leave 👏 a 👏 comment 👏. fanfic authors are out here spending their own time writing stories for you for FREE and u cant even take two seconds to leave something as simple as “i loved this!” or “this was great! thanks” like really? you can make an entire post about wanting to leave more kudos but u cant actually show the authors u appreciate them taking the time to write that for ur enjoyment? leave a comment on every fic u read if u really care about the authors that much. we do so much for u but most of u guys just take us for granted and complain when theres no fics suited to ur needs…. im tired of it. next.
Requested: For soulmate au shawn idea how about when soulmate so get side affects when coming close to find their soulmate for the first time and Shawn or y/n get a very painful one
Hi hi!! Excuse me for taking suuuper long to write this but i finally have some inspo but i’m writing this note before i start writing the au and i already know its probably gonna suck so sorry in advance :)
feedback makes my day! <3
It was a cold winter morning in Canada, freezing actually, but you were less than surprised since most of the time it was cold and snowy. Currently you were sitting on the couch that looked over the city of Toronto in your small apartment, curled up in front of the Tv and fireplace while you tried to read a book. Though, it was hard to get through a single page with the sound of Spongebob Squarepants playing in the background and your daughter’s quiet humming as she played with her dolls. You were lucky you even had this small time to relax since the young girl kept you busy most of the time.
You sighed as you put a bookmark in your book and set it on the coffee table knowing full well that you wouldn’t be able to read it with all the noise in the background. Instead, you turned your attention to the little girl playing on the carpet. Her blonde hair was messy since it was only morning and you hadn’t had the time to get her ready for the day yet, and you could see a small hole in the back of her favourite pyjama dress. You knew she would be devastated when she found out because that was her favourite piece of clothing she had and you definitely couldn’t afford to buy her a new one, hell, you could barely afford to put food on the table every night.
When you found out you were pregnant at 17, everything became harder. The father of the baby left you because he wasn’t ready for that kind of responsibility which left you devastated since you really thought he was the one, you thought he would be the one you spent the rest of your life with. On top of that, your parents kicked you out but since then you’ve made up with them and they absolutely adore their granddaughter, and finding a stable job hasn’t been the easiest, especially since you had no college degree. Luckily you found yourself a stable job working as a waitress but the pay was barely enough. All you wanted was to give your daughter a good life but it seems as if you’re doing the opposite right now.
So I am sooo sorry that this request took so long and im sooo sorry its been taking forever for me to post. Life has a funny way of getting in the way.
Jin: When He saw you in your dancing clothes he was already excited. When you two started dancing and his hand moves up your leg he couldn’t help but get a little turned on. When you winked at him letting him know that it was okay he’d smile back with a kiss.
Suga: He wasn’t shy about dancing with you at all but when you came in with those little shorts his mind was different. Each time you would grind on him he would get more turned on until he couldn’t take it anymore and finally pinned you against the wall.
J-Hope: This little cutie was beyond thrilled to be dancing with you. He would tell you how cute you looked when you came in. During the dance you would get close so many times in the dance your faces near touching. You saw how excited he was and brought him in your embrace for a kiss.
Rap Mon: Knowing that he couldn’t dance he asked you for some help. You would put in some hard dance moves and some cute ones as well. He dipped you as part of the dance and was getting more turned on so he accidently dropped you. He went to make sure your okay giving you a sweet kiss as you both lay on the ground.
Jimin: This devil in training would be more then ready to do a dance with you. He would smirk at you the entire time and can’t keep his eyes off you. His need is growing more and more and when your back is facing you his lips meet your neck for a sweet kiss.
Tae: He would be more straightforward then the rest of the guys. As you two danced closer you could feel how excited he was to dance with you. The longer the song is the more happy he is. He would grab your waist and press his lips against yours letting you know how he feels.
Kookie: When he found out that he got to dance with you he got really nervous. He knew he wouldn’t be able to control how he feels the moment he saw your moves. You would keep messing with him for fun but soon your dance ended with a cute make out session.