sorry im not sorry i just think its funny that people want to be friends with this little shit

{Reaction} Got7′s s/o Finding Out Another Member Likes Them.

Hi ! I love your blog ! ❤️i was wondering if you could do a reaction of got7 of their gf break up with them but another member like her (she finds out) and because she don’t want them to argue and “destroye” the group (she thanks its more important to him) she wants to Break up Hahaha sorry it’s long

Note: I changed your request a little so it’s just where the reader finds out another member likes them when they’re already dating someone in Got7. Just because the other is a little too long to put in a reaction. I’d be happy to write you a scenario if you want to request for a specific member. Enjoy! 

I don’t own the gifs/ images used.

Jackson Wang

Originally posted by rapnamjoon

Since you’re already dating Jinyoung, Jackson would feel pretty bad for having a crush on you. But it’s not something that you can help or decide, your heart does not care and it can sometimes turn out brutally. Watching you and Jinyoung is torture to him, and no one but himself knows how he really feels. That is until one fateful day when he decided he needed to come clean about the situation as it was causing him so much stress. 

Jackson: “I don’t expect you to return my feelings obviously, but I just wanted to let you know that it’s how I feel. I’m sorry if this makes things awkward. I hope you still want to be friends. I just needed to tell you, it’s been eating me up inside. “


Mark Tuan

Originally posted by tuanmarkers

Mark would be really secretive about how he feels, and only trusts those that are very close to him at the best of times. Upon realising he was beginning to like you more than he should, he confided in Jackson. Bad idea. The two of them sat in their shared room, talking about it. Little did they know that you were stood outside the door for the entire conversation. A little while after, you caught Mark on his own and confronted him about it. He looked more than uncomfortable, you could tell he would rather do anything than have a conversation with you like this.

Mark: “You shouldn’t go around listening to people’s conversations.” 

{y/n}: “That’s not the point. I heard my name and got curious. You should be more careful if you don’t want people to hear you. Any of them could have heard you. Yugyeom could have heard you.” 

Mark: “I don’t care {y/n}. It doesn’t matter anyway.” *Walks away because he doesn’t want you to see him as his eyes well up*


Bambam/ Kunpimook Bhuwakul

Originally posted by kunpimuak

Bambam had no intention on telling you how he feels about you because well, that would be an asshole move while you’re dating one of his best friends and fellow band mates, Jackson. But one night, the two of you were hanging out with a few drinks, like all best friends do. But with him drinking too much of the intoxicating liquid and you not enough he found himself spilling more information and putting himself in the danger zone. 

Bambam: I like you {y/n}”

{y/n}: “I like you too, Bambam.” 

Bambam: “No, {y/n}. I really like you. I mean, I would totally kiss you right now. But you’re with Jackson, what a dick. I’ve liked you longer, probably. Shit, I shouldn’t be telling you this. {y/n} I’m so drunk.” 

{y/n}: *Not sure if you should take him seriously or not.* “I’ll get you some water.”


Im Jaebum/ JB

Originally posted by jehbum

If Jaebum had learned anything from this experience of falling for the person one of his best friends was dating, it was to make sure that he never trusts Bambam with anything significantly secret ever again. It had been Bambam that had let the cat out of the bag, he had admitted it to Jaebum with sorrowful eyes and a guilty expression. Jaebum had expected you to say something, but you didn’t, at least for a while, until you couldn’t go any longer without anything being confirmed. 

{y/n}: “Bambam told me that you like me… I just wanted to know if that was true, or if he was trying to prank me. You know I’m with Youngjae, don’t you?”

Jaebum: “It’s not true. Bambam is an idiot, don’t pay any attention to him, you know what he’s like.” *Laughing it off, somehow managing to convince you even as his heart shatters.*

{y/n}: “Ah, that idiot. I knew he was playing up. I’m sorry if I made you awkward. I should have known better than to believe something so stupid.” *hugs him*

Jaebum: “Yeah, completely stupid. What were you thinking?” *Holds you tightly as though it’s the last time he ever will.*  


Park Jinyoung

Originally posted by jieunyoung

The worst thing about you liking Mark was probably all of the PDA. You didn’t do it intimately, but it didn’t need to be. Even the smallest hugs, or the way he cuddled you on the sofa made his blood boil. But what could be do about it? Nothing. He liked Mark, he’s one of his best friends, of course, and Jinyoung wants him to be happy. But at the same time, watching Mark standing in the place he is desperate to be kills him inside. 

{y/n}: *Kisses Mark, sitting down next to him on the sofa.*

Jackson: “Are you okay Jinyoung? You look like you’re about to commit mass murder.”

Jinyoung: “I’m fine, I just feel a little sick.” *glares at you and Mark*


Kim Yugyeom

Originally posted by j-miki

Yugyeom had taken his feelings out on a piece of paper, he wrote you a full song and ended up releasing it as a solo single. You complimented him on it, but never really understanding it’s true meaning until one fateful day when you caught him under gas and air at the dentist. 

Yugyeom: “Thank you for driving me here, I love you {y/n}.” 

{y/n}: *Laughs* “I love you too, Yugyeom.” 

Yugyeom: “Liar. You don’t love me, you love JB. I love you though, I even wrote you that song. It’s really funny, because you have no idea it’s for you.” 

{y/n}: “…”


Choi Youngjae

Originally posted by gotpmgifs

Youngjae had done a perfectly good job of keeping his crush on you a secret, it had been Jackson that had spilled the secret to you accidentally. But it wasn’t just you that was in the room when the secret was shared, everyone was in the room, including your boyfriend Bambam. 

{y/n}: “… Is this true, Youngjae?”

Youngjae: “No…” 

2P!Russia Boyfriend Headcanons

((okay ive gotten  shit ton of passive aggressive asks for him and china and romano they’re cOmIng PatienNce ples. ))


  • hi hello is this thing on yes thaNK YOU WELCOME FOLKS
  • TO THE BRAGINSKY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *eight grader airhorn
  • app*
  • okay it jus one boy
  • ur boi
  • ;)))))))))
  • VIKTOR BRAGINSKY
  • wowie what a man
  • such a tol boi i mean are you short????
  • are you tall??
  • it doesn’t matter
  • he;ll do it all
  • like i can see him in sweater vests and button ups and his lil scarf for some reason just with you on his shoulders mounting a paper plate on the wall because he’s fucking weird as hecke
  • oKAY SORRY GETTING OFF TOPIC AGAIN
  • ALRIGHT
  • SO
  • YOU GOT A RUSSIAN BITCH BABY
  • he wont cry if you call him that dont worry he isn’t a shark he’ll just snark
  • WOO ON PAR WITH THE RHYMES TODAY I AM A RAP GODD KACHOW
  • he m e mes im so sorry,,,,,
  • like he’s such a fucking dad it’s never funny they’re all from 2009 and you’re probably cringing but he thinks its funny and he doesn’t have a visible sense of humour so you chuckle and tell him that that cat in the ceiling is hilarious
    - “how did he get up there heh sillyy cat”  
     " :,<)) gee bab e i dunno aha h ahA" *scrapes teeth along cheese grater*
  • i havent even explained oh me oh m y
  • dearest apologies friends
  • viktor is seen by most as tall, dark, and mysterious (spoiler: he is),,,
  • i see him, also, as this , like, almost snobby quiet guy?? that was brought up sheltered from the outside world?? ya dig??
  • like
  • he doesn’t suck a whole bunch, he’s just inexperienced
  • he loves to read and write and is a pacifist ((so you could sayy,,,, he wanted to write, not fight,,,, ive already made three im so sorry))
  • so,,, he does not want to fight with you, eve r
  • but he will not hesitate to tell you if he doesn’t like something you’re doing
    - my dude doesn’t have time for fuckery
    - unless it’s meant to be fun
    - like,,,
    - he doesn’t want to be mean, but he doesn’t like that you are being mean, ya dig??????
  • anyway
  • so the dude is like Ivan, just harder??? like physically and emotionally
  • he’s been very distanced from people his whole life, so he comes off as rather blunt, crude, and cold,,
  • m'bOI DOESNT WANT TO SCARE YOU OFF WITH HIS INTIMIDATING AURA;;;
  • HE WANTS UR LUV
    UR LUV IS HIS DRUG
  • im sorry it’s not 2011 anymore someone drag me from this pit
  • he is like francois and kuro;;;;; he likes romanticism
  • he also likes quiet
  • so gentle, quiet dates at home are his favourite
  • he isn’t one for social interaction,,,
  • but if you really wanna, then he will go !
  • he really likes ballet and opera and classy things
  • my dude will d r a g you to recitals and performances all the time
  • he’s a theater nerd
  • HE’S LIKE THAT ONE DRAMA KID NO ONE EXPECTED
  • you can hear him humming to les mis while he reads and francois hating the room a little bit less because of it
  • i feel like he’s actually so ripped but if his skin touched sunlight he would be banished to sibera
    - welcome home comrade
  • he likes,, soft
    - if you have a soft body he has a new pillow and a lead head
    - rip @ur thighs they are asleep
  • he and francois go to poetry slams often and he wants you to come too so he knows someone
  • he will lift you
  • unexpectedly
  • anywhere
  • if you are in the way you’re on the ceiling now bye
    like,,, you are i n the spot he needs to vaccuum at that exact second right then all the time what the hecke he just mopped and you’re s t an di n g
    i n
    th e f ll oor with your s OCKs
  • yOU were just in the Ga Ra ge you H e ck  Er
  • you’re on the chandelier now
  • no you’re not he needs to dust up there get down what the fuck e
    Swifter no Sweeping™ !!
  • he is ur mom and ur dad
  • did u do ur laundry?????????????? no?????????????? good he already did like seven weeks ago catch the fuck up
    “honey where are the ??? bills???”
    “i did them approximately eighteen billion years ago? get on my level?”
  • he speaks to you *and only you* in a friendly joking way
  • he speaks fluent sarcasm to everyone
    - if you aren’t familiar with the language you will be the first day into the relationship
  • t o u c h this boy he needs your touch like he needs a  i  r
  • he will most likely complain but he is a dirty liar
  • the dude’s hair is messy 24/7 but it looks  so,,, good,,,,

  • he’s an early riser but hates waking up which is The Worst™
    - he’s got breakfast ready at 3AM tho

  • read to him! he will Die

  • if you know russian he will never speak english to you again it’s settled
    -if you don’t you will never speak english again it’s settled, he’s teaching
    boy howdy would he be a sexy teacher holy fuck

  • i feel like his ass is so firm it could crush coconuts between its cheeks
    - its its own entity

  • he unfortunately is good friends with Zao and is unfortunately dragged on unfortunate events all the time, unfortunately,,,
    - save him
    - he is a cry for help

  • he goes on trips a lot and no on knows why? like sometimes he’s gone and then he’s back and everyone is like????? where go??
    - “i was in wales. doing things.”
    “hey sorry im late i didnt want to come”

  • he sometimes calls you in the middle of the night when he wakes up from a nightmare, but most of the time if you dont answer he’ll just listen to your voicemail so he knows you’re still there

  • aAAAAAAA WHAT A SALTY BEAN

  • he gives a good ol’ massage
    - not the most empathetic but he isn’t apathetic either, he just isn’t the best comforter

  • i feel like he is vladimir putin and leisurely rides bears with matt

  • i dont understand him at all like he will be crying in his bathtub, bottle of whiskey and pure vodka mixed, watching Barbie in the Pink Shoes one second and on top of the empire state building with three pitbull bodyguards and a Gucci cigar
    - i don’t eventhink those exist but he has one??? he doesn’t even smoke that often??

  • looks super cute baking muffins in a pink apron at 4pm on a Tuesday

  • looks super cute gutting a fish on a rock in the siberian tundra at 4am on a Thursday

  • he always wears longsleeves but looks SO GOOD in short sleeves or tanks like FUCK

  • his sweaters hide his secrets but you can wear them so you know he used to want to be a cowboy when he was seven and b o u g h t a wax replica of indiana jones for his collection

  • he looks so damn good in a suit holy shit

  • i feel like he’s a tailor but only for dolls, its cute
    - he will make you origami things all the time idk why he is so good at them tho

  • he’ll wrap the two of you in a blanket burrito on a hot day and refuse to let go
    “get off my lawn”

  • youre dating a grandpa

  • he is kinda a sugar daddy tho, but he’s reserved and doesn’t wave it because he is an Adult McGrownUp

  • actually is probably a traffic conductor in his spare time, but only in andorra? on the weekends? that’s probably where he actually is

  • viktor lOves tobe called vitya and its probably as good as a daddy kink

  • clevverr, clevverrr boi

  • hs is a Good Boi i promise

  • will be ur angle or ur dev i l tho ;))

  • just ask and he’s urs

  • VIKTOR BRAGINSKY FOLKS
Hey guys! This is Amiya and I’m leaving...

Hey guys! This is Amiya. I know this is very sudden, but Ive been thinking about this for a very long time now. I promise myself to post this once i reached 10k and it’s time…… I am officially closing “Jihanlife”. This includes mmeanielife, verkwanlife, and jicheollife…… 

I dont even know how to write this without getting emotional ahahahah. 

Being a part of this community is an eye opening experience. Unexceptionally. It gave me more than what ive asked for. All i wanted is a place to store jisoo and jeonghan photos. but then i met you guys and made alot amazing friends, supports, and love. OVERWHELMING LOVE. I was able to show my arts and edits and gain alot of skills through the process. Overtime the purpose of “jihanlife” had changed. It is now to spread the love and share out seventeen information to you guys. To make people learn more about seventeen and gather together as a fandom and i think my job is done here. I’ve complete my goals. Over this past 2 years, Im so glad to be able to make you guys happy. The best part of tumblr is that i can really connect with you guys like no other platform could. I love answer your question funny or serious. i love making shit post. i lovelovelove many thing about this place. it makes me feel warm and welcoming everyday. A year ago, i cant imagine leaving this place. “Jihanlife” mean so much to me…………

Now to the hard part….. as to “why im leaving…” 

The closing of jihanlife (tumblr) does not mean the ending of my love toward seventeen. Don’t worry. I’m not leaving seventeen or this fandom any time soon. I’ve been in this fandom since before they debut. I’m WAY to invested in seventeen. It’s too late to turn back now ahahah. Perhaps I even love them more that ever and will always do. But there are some reasons why i decided to leave…. and im gonna keep it very real.

1. I cant keep up with my blog. I cant work like i did before. My normal routine is to upload EVERY SINGLE PHOTOS of jisoo and jeonghan onto this blog EVERYDAY. and I run this blog alone. Once i missed a day. Its hard for me to go back and reupload it. Sometime it can take up to 6-8 hours per day. And thats just too much. I know i dont have to upload every single photos out there but its just my thing you know. and it starts to become a burden to me. Almost like task i need to complete. It starts to feel like work instead of hobby. I somehow pressure myself into it and i started to “hate” this blog. Someday it left my heart heavy and i want to get it off……. 

2. Unpleasant personal experiences with fansites. Ive been in the fandom for sometime now. For 3-4 years. I know things and experience things that are fairly unpleasant. Something most people dont know about and i wish you will never know.. ever. Since then, i dont feel the same. It’s hard to explain you directly but it is what it is. I really do wish i havent experienced those negative stuff but it hit me hard and yep life is life. Shit happened once in a while and its okay. i get it. i get over it. moved on. But little bit little, I lose that motivation, I gave them those “maybes”. The will to run this blog as energetic as before, its slowly disappearing. i highly respect fansites. I was one before (and pls dont dig up my history lol its ancient). It takes alot of time, money, effort, and passion. Since this blog is highly involved with fansites. I gave them credibility of their works, respect their works and understand their tricky circumstances that most people wont understand, but unfortunately Ive never recieve any form for mutual respect and instead an “unpleasant” experiences. Dont get me wrong, there are alot of good fansites out there. Ones that respect you as a human being. But Im just never lucky to met/known ones. It sucks. (At the end, you do you. Me do Me. Im good. No hard feelings <3 )

3. It’s time. You know when you do so many cooking to the point that you can just tell by instinct that your chicken is cooked. No? me neither. I dont cook lol. All jokes a side, i really mean it. I just feel it is the best time to leave it like this and move on.

4. I’m Confused. There are alot happening in my life right now and im confused. So I need to make the decision and cut something out. A huge sacrifice. Jihanlife is my life and i love it so much. Ive worked on it so so hard 24/7 for the past 2 years but we need to make that decision to move on. Maybe I just need a break. Sorry for not being able to do this anymore…. Im so sorry…..

5. I ate too many gummies bear. I ate too many gummies bear. I ran out. I need to buy a new jar. so i cant blog. (lol)

Im not gonna deactivate this blog (yet). Im gonna leave it like that because damn i worked on it everyday for the past 2 years for nothing ahahahh . If you guys want to check out old photos of Jihan. You can still swim in the archive! 

After I posted this in my blog, ill be here for the next 48 hrs before permanently leaving. So i can answer and talk to you guys <3 

Even though im leaving tumblr but you still can find me screaming about seventeen, retweeting Jihan photos, doing this same shit on

Twitter: https://twitter.com/jihanlife

Follow my personal life! You can stalk me on youtube and IG. I just started a youtube channel! Yes im moving from tumblr to youtube now ahhahha. I have alot planned ahead and it would be nice to have my friend here go along on a journey with me! <33 im not quite sure with the content yet but im trying! So Join the Journey to the wildness of random shit LOL! So stay tune!!! 

Youtube: Amy Choo

IG: gam.choo

It has been an amazing and precious experience. Truly. I hope you guys will keep continue loving seventeen and support them and yeah i hope you guys will do amazing…. as always. I will always be there for you even if im not in here anymore. Thank you for being so kind and caring to me. Thankyou for cheering me up when im down. Thankyou for adoring my work. Thankyou for being positive. Thank you for making this place a special place <3

This has been Amiya. Thank you for having me. Be kind, stay humble, believe unicorn and eat alot of cotton candy. I love you all.

Continue to spread the love.

Jihanlife (amiya)

my opinions on the signs (aries sun/pisces moon/cancer rising/aquarius dom)

super duper biased (im so sorry leos…)

aries: ive only met a few other aries in my life but weve NEVER gotten along. always starting arguments but refusing to finish them.. and they have a tendency to be immature. they have trouble apologizing. every aries ive met has been very defensive and always secretly extremely insecure but youd never be able to tell until you really got to know one. I will say though that they are very passionate about what they care about and if theyre on your side they will defend you even if youre wrong. theyre also adorably spontaneous. brutally honest when theyre angry. dont have much of a filter between their thoughts and their words.

taurus: I have so many tauruses in my life that im extremely close to. the ones i know are HORRIBLE with dates, times, remembering things, being on time, etc. which at first came as a shock because everyone says theyre extremely serious and reliable. oh well! i love them anyways. when a taurus cares about you however, they will be willing to drop everything for you anytime. incredibly giving people with hearts of gold. theyre so silly and sweet and have great senses of humor but theyre serious when need be. are SO passionate about the people they love. such romantics and so incredibly sensual. theyre so protective and great at comforting people. lazy until they absolutely need to get shit done (but somehow they always get it done). Love ‘em.

gemini: I LOVE geminis. my best friend is a gemini and she is by far the sweetest, most understanding, and diplomatic person ive met.
the geminis i have met have always been extremely fair and level headed. some tend to be overly worried about appearance, but others are the exact opposite. when it comes down to it they can internally be very petty but they will very rarely let it sway their opinions externally. every gemini ive met has had lavender as their favorite color?? odd but a cool little fact. tend to be hilariously sarcastic. very reliable. EXTREMELY intelligent.

cancer: yall are FUCKING CRAZY but i cant help but hang out with you guys. quick storytime: one of the cancers i know cut off the top of her sisters finger with scissors because she messed up her drawing, and another cancer i know lit a public toilet on fire and just left the restroom because they were “just really angry that day”. the cancers i know are TERRIFYING PEOPLE. emotionally you guys scare me because you feel everything so intensely. backstabbers to the max. SO FUNNY because theyre constantly roasting the hell out of people but constantly make me so so nervous. so quick to talk shit. i will say though you guys are really interesting and ive had a lot of really deep conversations with cancers. i appreciate them for the way they are and im sure there are some totally sane cancers out there.

leo: im so sorry to all the lovely leos out there but the leos ive met have RUINED this sign for me. they have always matched every leo stereotype. they are so whiny and live for being the center of attention. incredibly dramatic and jealous. some of the biggest gossips ive ever met. they never stop talking and when they are talking its always about themselves! SUCH inflated egos. so self absorbed. just very stereotypical negative leo behavior. im sure not all leos are like this so im sorry to all the amazing ones out there, but wow the ones ive met are just mean.

virgo: Ive never met a virgo???? where are you people? do you exist? youre probably cool. im going to default to saying that i love you guys. virgos = cool probably. idk

libra: I either love or hate libras. on one hand some of them are very fair and thoughtful, bubbly and loved by everyone. on the other hand though theyre a pain in the ass to deal with. they always want the very best, and tend to be extremely rude when that isnt what they recieve. such flirts. some of the libras i know are such good people though, and they give REALLY thoughtful gifts. a reoccuring stereotypical thing ive noticed is that they all love glitter for some reason. very crafty people. they can be super manipulative in order to get what they want. mixed feelings. judgemental as hell but only behind closed doors. the libras i know love making other people happy.

scorpio: I dont know many scorpios but i hate seeing how cynical and untrusting the ones i know are. very brutal people. but with the negatives aside, their intensity is invigorating and they turn heads like no other sign. SO intimidating but its only because they seem so well put together, mature, and otherworldly. genuine people though, and they are the most real people ive met. loyal and passionate.

sagittarius: ahhhhh! I know a lot of sags and I love you guys for the most part. always up for a good time and so creative. hands down the most fun sign. so exciting and interesting, intelligent and quirky. honestly, the most fast-thinking sign ive met. the most funny sarcasm out there. the people i know with this sign are such comedians and they live to make people laugh and brighten peoples day. its hard to make them mad because theyll brush you and your lousy opinions off so quickly, but that means theyre really difficult to sway when they believe in something. they tend to be right about things, and always have a “gut feeling” about any situation. just really warm, nice people. sweet smiles, too.

capricorn: some of my closest friends are capricorns. theyre the definition of ride or die friends. most loyal sign ive met. theyre the masters at hiding their emotions and their emotional seriousness has a tendency to scare me a lil bit, but theyre just really cool people. you can come to them with absolutely anything and theyll always want to help. such memes tho. good taste in music. theyre so complex but appear so simple. SO GOOD at storytelling and writing. brutally honest, but in a productive way. doesnt take bullshit. ever.

aquarius: ive only met 2 but theyre such aliens i swear. theyre so cool though. very spacey, cute senses of humor, VERY chill. theyre really clever and creative too. independant as hell and sometimes they just want to be left alone. they always seemed a little detached from reality. cool as a cucumber.

pisces: and the award for most passive-agressive goes to pisces. honestly though i love you guys. youre so empathic and caring, and THE ABSOLUTE BEST to talk to about problems, deep thoughts, or just random stuff with. just the best people to carry on conversations with. the pisces i know arent shy at all, but just naturally quiet. i will say that you guys are so difficult to talk to when youre upset because you have this tendency to shut down and block out the people around you. very sensitive and you tend to take things to heart very easily. extremely intelligent and innovative people. you always seem lost in thought, and im always curious about what youre thinking about.

Drunk in Love II - Brett Talbot Imagine

Drunk in Love II (Part 2) – TW Imagine

Prompt: You and Brett continued to hang out during the party. Liam finds you two together and a big fight happens.

A/N: A few people requested me to do a part two for ‘Drunk in Love’! I liked how it ended and I hope you guys do too. And sorry, it’s abit short! x

Warning: Some swearing, fight

Pairing: Brett x Reader

Word Count: 1017

Originally posted by hopeless-hugger


Your POV

You and Brett were still in the room together, 10 PM and the party was still going, there were even more people than before (If that was even possible). You learnt more about Brett, like how he was born a werewolf. You guys instantly clicked. You really liked Brett. But the worst thing was, you didn’t know if it was like a friend-like or a crush-like. Surprisingly you guys were able to do a lot of things in the room, no not the dirty dirty. You guys played 21 questions, truth or dare, fuck marry kill and even gave each other piggy back rides. This was better than the whole party itself. Brett was dared by you to give you a piggyback ride. You stood on the bed and jumped on his back.

“Ouft, a little bit on the heavy side aye? This is like a workout then.” He joked.

You slapped his head and laughed. You wrapped your arms around his neck and his hands were under your knee area. He was running around the room, being careful not to hit on you.

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A quick Drunk! GMW college au

Okay yall don’t hate me but I’m gonna have to delay Girl Meets the Inevitable Part 5 a bit longer because surprise! I apparently have a series of exams happening in the next few days! And pretty much I can’t do anything but study right now. 

HOWEVER I found a drabbly AU thing I jotted down in my iPhone notes last week after the whole watch-stealing fiasco (click here for context) and I think it’s pretty hilarious so I offer it you guys as temporary compensation until I can finally get GMTI Part 5 out!! (Hopefully you enjoy this omg) So here it is:

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anonymous asked:

(Maybe when you're not sleepy anymore) could you think of some first kiss headcanons with all the different Nico ships?

jeeeez for all the nico ships?? there’s so many considering i ship him frickin everybody lmao. u get 3 for my 3 fav ships. if anybody else wants one they can request it later

1. VALDANGELOOOOO

it takes a while after they start dating for them to finally have their first kiss. it’s Nico’s FIRST kiss period, though Leo has already gotten some action a few years prior, a sweet girl when he was 13 and staying in a foster home in Arizona. Leo hypes it up “Oh yeah I’m TOTALLY  a pro and like, a master at making out.” and all that crap but really he’s awful and incredibly nervous about it. 

Nico’s the one who goes in for it first, because Leo tries to be pretty good about not pushing his limits with the guy and so he usually lets him make the first move. 

It’s Leo’s birthday and they’ve finally gotten away from the swinging party in cabin 9. They’re sitting on the steps of the porch of Hades Cabin, bathed in the green light of the greek-fire torches out front. Nico turns and looks at him and decides that “you know what? fuck it.” and eyes closed, he leans in. Leo, for a brief moment, is in shock. After a second he realizes that yes it’s finally happening and he gets too excited and nervous and crashes his lips to Nico’s, which makes their noses bash together with an ugly crunch.

“ow…” Nico pulls away with a grown and quickly moves his hands to check his nose. Leo rubs his in kind with a grimace on his face. well. that sucked. Nico moves his hands away from his face and Leo goes wide eyed and freezes. fuck.

dribbling down from Nico’s nose, over his lips and down his chin, is a small but steady stream of blood. he broke his fucking nose.

“Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OOOOOOH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY DUDE HOLY SHIT IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT OH GODS ARE YOU ALRIGHT IS IT BROKEN DID I BREAK IT OF COURSE I FUCKING BROKE IT OH GODS IM SO SORRY IM SO SO SOOOOO SORRY-” Leo starts to ramble, sounding very much like he would have a panic attack any second. But Nico hushes him softly, a gentle grin on his face.

“Wow. that was terrible. but its okay. I know you didn’t do it on purpose Leo.” He says, his hands up in a placating gesture. He looks so calm, even with blood coming down his face. Leo’s shoulders slump, and he relaxes into quiet disappointment and shame.

“I’m so sorry. That was literally the worst first kiss ever. I’m the worst. holy shit.” He says, head in his hands and incredibly ashamed. Nico wipes his face-blood off onto his sweater sleeve.

“We could try again” He says with a shrug. Leo looks up at him, hopeful and red in the cheeks. Nico’s got a lopsided grin and sounds kinda funny and nasally with his nose broken, but he looks so cute in the green light and moon beams. Leo smiles, and leans in slower this time. Nico closes his eyes and leans in too.

Leo is warm, and soft. And tastes like birthday cake and coffee and a little bit like firelight. He kisses gentler this time, but Nico can steal feel him burning against him.

Nico’s lips are cold, but not like a corpse. More like kissing a snowflake. He tastes coppery like blood but Leo doesn’t mind. He tastes like ancient times, and like remembering. Their lips move together and it feels just right this time.

They pull apart after a few moments, a little red and with happy love-struck smiles. But Nico smiles a bit to wide and winces, and they remember that yes, his nose is still broken.

“We uh,, we should go get that checked out…” Leo says sheepishly, getting to his feet. He extends a hand out to Nico and he takes it, hoisting himself up as well. Off into the night they go to find an Apollo kid and or some ambrosia.

2. Reynico (platonic)

It’s New Year’s eve, the party is in full swing. The whole camp has been invited to a big party at a hall in NYC to celebrate making it through yet another year and the world not ending. Most of the roman campers are in attendance as well. It’s getting close to midnight, just a couple minutes till the countdown. Couples are starting to pair off and group together, excited to share a New Years Kiss.

Nico and Reyna are lurking in a corner, having danced to their content and watching the festivities take place in front of them. She’s wearing a deep plum evening gown that looks absolutely stunning on her. He’s wearing an all black suit, complete with matching black shirt and silk tie. They look like quite the pair, watching and waiting from the corner of the hall. Reyna’s eyes are fixed on the couples around them, still dancing and laughing the night away.

Reyna has never been kissed by a boy for New Years. It’s a trivial, small thing. Just a small thought that crosses her mind as she sees happy couples leaning into each other and laughing through their joy. She never lets it bother her of course. Usually.

Nico, whose been standing next to her lurking in a corner for the past 10 minutes, can sense the tension on her as she eyes down a happy couple dancing circles not to far away from them. He clears his throat, hoping to catch her attention. She spares him a sideways glance and a small polite “hmm?”

“You know…” He starts, trying to think of how to word this. “It, uh, it doesnt really matter. That we’re single or anything. I mean i know with everybody dating now its weird for me sometimes and probably for you too but, uh, its not, um, its not the end of the world that we’re not dating people. right this second. or something…” He says trailing off. She raises an eyebrow at him, smirking a bit at his attempt at comforting her. He sighs, chuckles, and tries again.

“What I mean is that you’re awesome. And we have a lot of awesome friends too. So I guess who cares if we’re single? It’s not like we’re alone” He says, kicking at the floor with his nice fancy shoes. Reyna smiles genuinely and turns toward him a bit.

“I know, Nico. It’s not that really. I’ve come to terms with being single. It’s just… I just feel like I’ve missed out on a few things…” She says trailing off and turning away again. Nico’s eyebrow quirks up. He’s curious what she means, but he knows if Reyna wants him to know she will say it herself.

And after a brief but comfortable silence, she does.

“I’ve… I’ve never been kissed by a boy for New Years. It’s dumb I know, but I was just… thinking about it. Thats all.” She says, crossing her arms across her chest defensively. She looks disappointed, and pensive.The countdown is starting.

10

9

Nico taps her shoulder

8

She turns to him, a bit confused.

7

6

He puts hand at the back of her neck

5

4

He leans her in, shock written on her face.

3

2

He only bows her head an inch or two, since his growth spurt made them equal in height. She’s holding her breath. Her instincts tell her to push him away but she trusts Nico. She believes in him.

1

Nico presses his lips gently to her forehead and holds them there for a moment as the ball drops. It is a sweet kiss and Reyna closes her eyes and smiles. When Nico pulls away she brings him in for a hug. They’re chest to chest, cheek to cheek, and if Nico felt a soft tear roll down her’s he didn’t say a word about it.

“Happy New Year, Reyna.” He says holding her close. She feels a warmth in her chest and knows she wont be alone on New Years again.

2. Jasico

Nico is running his typical errands for his father today. Pick up a magical artifact here, collect a lost or dangerous soul there. The standard fare really. Except Jason is tagging along and chatting his ear off.

Jason alternates between walking at a brisk pace alongside him and floating in the space around him as Nico goes about his chores. He’s talking about things, about camp, about Percy and about training and what he misses about camp Jupiter. Nico mostly just nods and “mhmms” him, though he is happy for the company. Its not often people want to hang out with him for no reason.

Currently, they’re trekking through a mountainous forest looking for some kind of lost dagger made of Stygian Iron that his father wants back for whatever reason. Nico is hiking on foot, while Jason floats about, occasionally flying up above the tree tops to make sure they aren’t getting lost and that they’re still going the right way. 

He’s talking about something stupidly funny that happened during training earlier that week and Nico’s actually listening right now. He stops paying attention very briefly to where he’s going and realizes the ground is no longer under his feet. Down he goes, having just stepped over the edge of a mild drop-off in the terrain that the pair had completely failed to see coming.

Jason takes a split second and dives after him, catches him bridal style and makes it back up to the top in under half a minute. Nico is kind of breathless, but otherwise unharmed, clutching onto Jason’s neck and shoulders.

Jason lands, planting his feet on the ground, but still holds firmly onto Nico, cradling him in his arms.

“You… you okay?” He asks, meeting his eyes. Nico nods slowly, a little red in the cheeks and still holding on to Jason.

Jason didn’t want to admit it, but the whole reason he’d been accompanying Nico on his little excursions was because he really had a bit of a crush on him. He liked the way he blushed, and how when he went wide eyed he looked kinda like a startled deer. A cute deer. He was making that face now and Jason found himself just a little distracted.

He decided to just go for it, gulped nervously, and leaned in. Nico froze up for a second, but calmed and closed his eyes, letting Jason lean in to kiss him. Their lips just barely graze when…

ZAP!!!

Nico jolts away reflexively. Jason, mildly startled, drops him promptly on his ass. After a moment of flailing, one angry and very red Nico is back on his feet and looking about ready to drop-kick Jason.

“You shocked me” He says, indignant. Jason shrugs sheepishly and tries not to laugh.

“My bad?”

“Uggh!” Nico says, storming off to starting making his way down the side of the small cliff. Jason is blushing and smiling to himself as he follows after him.

okay thats it for now. I feel like i coulda done more for that last one but i dont wanna spend all night on this. thanks for the request kid, it was fun to write it ;O

Hi Guys! So, um, here is my Halloween fic. sorry its taken ages to put up, I couldn’t decide if I wanted to end it where I originally had it, but in the end I added a little more to it, so yeah, I hope you enjoy. its a prompt from HERE and is the 3rd one down :D *a tad smuttish*

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Fight For You

Zayn and Niall are best friends and Liam is the new kid trying to wedge his way in between them. Liam and Zayn don’t get along well, but there is one thing they do have in common, they are both in love with Niall Horan.

IM GONNA TRY AND MAKE THIS SHIT GOOD OKAY LIKE THERE IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF JEALOUSY AND POSSESSIVENESS AND SHIT IN HERE OKAY THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING AND IM WRITING IT IN CHAPTERS BC ITS EASIER FOR ME AND IDC I’M WRITING THIS BC I WANT TOO OK SORRY IF YOU HATE IT BY E 

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Feeling Bonely— a Soriel fanfic

Tumblr’s not so great with links, so you can read it here! 

I was thinking the other days that Sans and Toriel’s canon meetup was a little like meeting an internet friend for the first time.  So I wrote a fic about them being online friends, supporting each other from afar.

Human AU where Sans suffers from chronic depression, and works 2 jobs to pay for Papyrus to go to college.

Chapter 1 under the cut.

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Jack Gilinsky/ Sam Wilkinson Imagine

Sam scrolled through twitter, sick of the country music award show his twin sister, (Y/N), had on. To Sam every single damn song sounded the same and (Y/N)’s horrendous singing made his ears bleed. But he kept his mouth shut because he really had nothing better to do on a tuesday night and he wasn’t gonna spend it arguing with (Y/N).

@jackgilinsky: I know (Y/N) is singing terribly along to the CMA Awards right now and I’d give anything to hear it

Sam smirked to himself as he read his friend’s tweet. Obviously, it was still a little odd that his best friend was dating his sister but it’d been happening for over a year so he was as comfortable as he could get given the situation. Sam giggled as he raised his phone over his leg so his camera could a get a good angle on (Y/N) that wasn’t too obvious.

“…And we spent that week wide open, upside down beside the ocean. I didn’t know where it was goin’, just tryin’ to keep my heart on the tracks..” (Y/N) sang along to the Luke Bryan song, off pitch as usual as Sam secretly filmed her.

Sam attached the video to his tweet and tagged Jack laughing to himself.

“Sam, why the hell are you giggling like a little girl?” (Y/N) asked on a commercial. Her singing no longer drowning out his incessant laughter.

“Nothin, I just think it’s funny that Luke Bryan’s belt buckle is bigger than Jack’s dick.” Sam smirked as he fed his sister a stupid excuse.

“Shut the fuck up, Samantha.” (Y/N) retorted, making a noise that was a cross between a scoff and a laugh, using the nickname that she’d called her twin when she wanted to piss him off.

“Whatever (Y/N), don’t be bitter.” He chuckled to his sister.

(Y/N)’s phone dinged with a twitter notification. She picked it up, dismissing her brother but curious as to why her mentions were going through the roof.

@jackgilinsky: @sammywilk @(Y/T/N) im dyin😂😂😂😂 just what i needed to get me thru the weekend before i finally see yall

(Y/N) set her phone down on the couch and grabbed the pillow that was beside her.

“Fuck you!” She laughed as she pounded Sam with her cushy weapon of choice.

“Not my fault you sing like a dying walrus and for some reason your boyfriend likes it! I’m just givin the people what they want sis!” Sam sassed as he pushed his sister off him, in turn, shoving her off the coach and sending her head smacking against the floor.

“Ow shit that hurt Sammy, what the hell.” (Y/N) murmured quietly as she covered her face with her hands and moaned in pretend pain.

“Ok ok I didn’t mean to, I’m so sorry. C’mon lemme see your head.” Sam worried, jumping off the couch and leaning down to his sister who was sprawled out over the family room floor.

“Sucker!” (Y/N) yelled as she grabbed Sam’s hand before he could think and pulled him to the ground, causing him to smash into the hard wood with as much force as (Y/N) had moments before.

“I fucking hate you, I knew that was coming! Why the hell did I-”

“Hey shitheads.” A voice rang from the doorway that connected the kitchen and family room. Sam and (Y/N) were met with the glaring face of their brother Ben and the giggling stature of their sister Emily who was convienently holding a camera, apparently recording the whole fiasco.

“I just brought a girl home to hang out and possibly meet some of the family so if you two could act your age for a couple hours that would be fantastic.” Ben scolded.

“But-” Sam and (Y/N) both protested at the same time.

“Nope, now shut the hell up and watch dancing with the stars or something, you two like that right?”

“Actually dancing with the stars is on wednesdays and thursdays so we cannot watch that. Sorry bro.” Sammy sassed with a shiteating grin, causing (Y/N) to die laughing.

“I don’t give a shit, ok? Just be quiet please! This girl is different, I dont want her to actually meet you freakshows yet.” Benny pleaded with his younger siblings as he walked back into the kitchen.

“Yeah, different as in last week’s ‘different’ girl.” (Y/N) scoffed, referring to the ditzy, bottle blonde Ben had brought home last weekend. The girl sitting in the kitchen was probably blondies identical twin.

“Look at whats on twitter.” Sammy groaned as he showed (Y/N) the video that Emily had uploaded to the site. The fans were raving at Sam and (Y/N)’s ‘hilarious’ relationship.

(Y/N)’s phone dinged again and she was a little nervous to look at it considering the amount of embarrassing videos that had been posted of her in the past half hour. Never the less, (Y/N) looked at the screen, a wide smile making its way across her face as she read the text.

From: Gilinsky😎💖💋
I miss you, youre so cute. Only two more days babygirl, I love you more than you could ever imagine❤️ (Ps those videos are being used for blackmail😉)

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So this is my very first imagine and I would love for some feedback!😊 I’m debating on doing a fanfic so lemme know what you think! -Annie

This is my apology.

This is corina aka louminus and this is for anyone who’s ever hated me because of a gossip blog or simply just for the people who think I “cause drama”. Feel free to reblog. I need more people to read this. (I’ve put a lot of time and thought into this, and if you aren’t going to take it seriously, don’t even bother reading it).

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Day Three: Fury

We take a break from our regularly scheduled fluff for this due to today’s events in the civil war two comics (and all during science bros week you evil bastards). AKA this is how Hannah channels her rage

Epilogue to CA:CW 


“What do you mean you found Bruce?” Tony hadn’t expected to use the phone Steve had given him. He’d expected to lock it away and never look at the damn thing again.

He wasn’t crawling back to Steve Rogers. Not after what had happened. Not after the secrets he had kept hidden from Tony.

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