okay but like, imagine that the lego batman movie existed in the dc universe, just with different names for the characters. how would anyone even react. bruce is probably sooo grumpy that he was portrayed that way but all of his kids are pulling out receipts like "i can think of 5 separate times where you were physically incapable of pronouncing the word sorry, actually"
haha dick jason and babs are all like I CANNOT BELIEVE A CARTOON GOT YOUR PERSONALITY TO A T OH MY GOD!!!! And Bruce is so grumpy like ‘shut up kids I love you but you’re entirely wrong unlike my FAVORITE kids over here.”
and meanwhile Tim, Cass and Damian are looking at each other like “well……..Dick and them aren’t…..wrong….”
even damian’s like ‘sorry father, the cartoon was right. therefore, at this moment, my idiot siblings are right. including drake’ tim who’s dragging out literal physical receipts and proof and evidence and bruce is like HOW TIM. WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THIS.