sorry if this has already been done!!

possible reasons why keith got expelled from the garrison

  • he was never even enrolled he just walked in one day and by the time they realised a full year had already passed
  • eating pencil shavings
  • using the faculty bathroom and wrapping the soap dispenser in so much toilet paper that it couldn’t be used
  • writing ‘where’s shiro’ on his forehead in sharpie and smashing his head through iverson’s door at 3am
  • they caught him with his phone in an exam but he wasn’t cheating he was just watching kitten videos and gently patting the screen
  • 'do you know you’re late mr kogane?’ 'do you know you have a receding hairline?’
  • 'where’s your homework mr kogane?’ 'where are your eyebrows?’
  • 'go to the gym tomorrow for detention’ 'too bad i’ll be at your funeral instead’
  • shaving off the edges of his desk with a metal ruler
  • closing his eyes and snoring in the middle of a sentence iverson was saying to him
  • getting out of the flight simulator, ripping his shirt off and screaming
  • duct taping himself to the school flagpole and belching out 'where’s shiro’ like some 22nd century mulleted Ulysses
  • leaving notes in lance’s locker saying 'i like you more than handsome squidward’
  • lighting wastepaper baskets on fire
  • in home ec, when they were cooking burgers, the patty fell on the floor and he put it back in the bun
  • stealing a hoverbike
  • wearing socks with sandals
  • writing 'keitholas’ on all his exams
  • picking up a bin in the cafeteria and throwing it, raining trash on everyone’s heads, because they ran out of pudding cups
  • iverson pulls back his blanket at night to go to sleep and he sees keith curled into a ball, wheezing 'where’s shiro?’
  • growing a mullet
australian gothic

- we all refer to the prime minister by their first name. we know them well, and they know us. all of us.

- there’s a man on the street corner who never leaves. “just waiting for a mate,” he says. you realise he is on every corner, of every street.

- you are swooped by a magpie in the same place, at the same time, every single day. “it’s swooping season!” says your neighbour. it has always been swooping season.

- sometimes you hear a woman whispering late at night - or early in the morning. “rage” she hisses. “rage”.

- the prime minister never seems to last long and often disappears through no discernible democratic process. one of them eats a raw onion in an attempt to assimilate. he is gone by morning, replaced by another.

the new taz ep was really fucking good and emotional I almost cried and this is what I’ve decided to draw to express that

Social interaction 🗣😩 Sorry I only 🙅🏻‍♂️🤚 AVOID 👏✨ Catch me talking to No One 🚫😤 Friends who???? 💪 You think craving human contact will stop me from fleeing from it?? ⚡️THINK AGAIN 💫 Isolation 💡 Loneliness ❌ AVOIDANCE 🚨💫 I work every day every night 🌙🌞 There’s No End ❤