sorry if the spanish is wrong

I don't speak Spanish either.

So, this happened several years ago. My boyfriend and I had been in a long-distance relationship for a long time, and we would see each other maybe twice a year. This was during one of my month-long visits to him over the summer.

We’d decided we wanted to go to one of the nearby malls, and had to take two separate buses to get there. Him living in SoCal, it was fucking scorching; it was probably around 100F. For a “delicate” NorCal girl like me, that feels like death.

We’d gotten off the first bus and were walking to another stop a couple of blocks down to catch the next one. We’re stopped at a corner of a particularly long street, waiting for the light to change so we can cross, and there’s group of three girls behind us. We’re not paying them much mind at first, until I hear one of them go “No, I don’t want to ask them! I don’t even speak Spanish! How am I supposed to talk to them?”

This is where it’s important to note that my boyfriend and I are both of Salvadorian descent, and therefore pretty obviously brown. However, my Spanish is incredibly poor [that’s a whole different story], and I really hate it when people assume that I don’t speak English. It’s rude. But whatever. I guess it happens. It’s what happens next that ticks me off. An attempted whisper: “Look, just ask the girl. Fat girls are always nice.”

Okay. Fine. Not worth my fucking time. I’m not even gonna say anything because it’s hot and who wants to deal with this shit. But then from behind me I hear, awkwardly, “Perdón?” I turn, and it’s one of the girls–surprisingly, one that also looks latina. She sounded like the one who’d claimed not to speak Spanish.

“Yeah?”

She looked a bit surprised, and relieved that I spoke unaccented English. “We were wondering if you could tell us how to get to _____?” Some location. I was the wrong person to ask.

“Sorry, I’m not from around here. You’ll have to ask him.” I gestured to my boyfriend. Again, I’m from NorCal, so I had no idea where anything was down there.

The girl turned to him hesitantly, asked him, and my boyfriend, being friendly, gave them directions. Turns out it was straight down the long street we were on. The girls took off without even thanking us, and the light changed so we finally crossed the street and waited for us bus.

The bus shows up maybe ten or so minutes later, and we’re relieved to be out of that god-awful San Fernando Valley heat. The bus takes us down the long stretch of road, and I see the girls from before trudging down the sidewalk under the merciless SoCal sun.

“I told them that it was right down the street,” my boyfriend says. “I never told them the bus goes there.”

anonymous asked:

First off, I'm a big fan of yours. Your text posts are PERFECTION SPACE MOM. Second, I sent a message to my crush about how I like him in a different language. And I promised to tell him on the last day of school what it meant in English when he's leaving. I thought you could make a text post of something Lance confessing to Keith in a different language ( cause I'm Klance trash ). Sorry to bother😅 just really wanted to ask. Hope you have a wonderful day !

firstly OMG I’M SO EXCITED FOR YOU I HOPE IT GOES WELL 💜💜 

secondly, i made a post similar to this a while back but i love this trope so much and couldn’t help myself so here we go!!

 translation: (to the best of my ability - please correct my spanish if anything is wrong ) 

“i’ve been thinking about you…”

“exactly”

“do you like me? i adore you…”

“never.”

“i wish you were mine.”

“i’m sorry…”

“please ignore this”

~ and now because ur spacemom is a sappy piece of shit and couldn’t leave this open-ended~ 

A FEW DAYS LATER:

keith: “You make me happy… I love you and I can’t live without you. :)”

lance: “i love you too!!! :)”

mh22  asked:

Jakie ( sorry if I spelt it wrong Sorry ;-;) I'm not rushing you or anything but where's x-tale comic ? (Plz don't go angry at me ;-;) I've not seen in it in a while. You don't need to rush, you can take your time ;-; I'm asking this question because I'm only wondering Plz don't angry at me ;-;

*Inhales*

Take some coffee


Plushie coffee.

I can’t post more pages for Xtale for now because I’m trying to finish the hard scenes for the next episode of Underverse. Also I have to translate The Truce to spanish, too (A stupid kid filled my DA with crap like “Aah you fuck us We latin people because you always do everything in english because we latin people don’t pay you on Patreon” … I could explode really, really hard, but I’m trying to stay patience so take that coffee plushie and wait.

I don't speak Spansh either.

So, this happened several years ago. My boyfriend and I had been in a long-distance relationship for a long time, and we would see each other maybe twice a year. This was during one of my month-long visits to him over the summer.

We’d decided we wanted to go to one of the nearby malls, and had to take two separate buses to get there. Him living in SoCal, it was fucking scorching; it was probably around 100F. For a “delicate” NorCal girl like me, that feels like death.

We’d gotten off the first bus and were walking to another stop a couple of blocks down to catch the next one. We’re stopped at a corner of a particularly long street, waiting for the light to change so we can cross, and there’s  group of three girls behind us. We’re not paying them much mind at first, until I hear one of them go “No, I don’t want to ask them! I don’t even speak Spanish! How am I supposed to talk to them?”

This is where it’s important to note that my boyfriend and I are both of Salvadorian descent, and therefore pretty obviously brown. However, my Spanish is incredibly poor [that’s a whole different story], and I really hate it when people assume that I don’t speak English. It’s rude. But whatever. I guess it happens. It’s what happens next that ticks me off. An attempted whisper: “Look, just ask the girl. Fat girls are always nice.”

Okay. Fine. Not worth my fucking time. I’m not even gonna say anything because it’s hot and who wants to deal with this shit. But then from behind me I hear, awkwardly, “Perdón?” I turn, and it’s one of the girls–surprisingly, one that also looks latina. She sounded like the one who’d claimed not to speak Spanish.

“Yeah?”

She looked a bit surprised, and relieved that I spoke unaccented English. “We were wondering if you could tell us how to get to _____?” Some location. I was the wrong person to ask.

“Sorry, I’m not from around here. You’ll have to ask him.” I gestured to my boyfriend. Again, I’m from NorCal, so I had no idea where anything was down there.

The girl turned to him hesitantly, asked him, and my boyfriend, being friendly, gave them directions. Turns out it was straight down the long street we were on. The girls took off without even thanking us, and the light changed so we finally crossed the street and waited for us bus.

The bus shows up maybe ten or so minutes later, and we’re relieved to be out of that god-awful San Fernando Valley heat. The bus takes us down the long stretch of road, and I see the girls from before trudging down the sidewalk under the merciless SoCal sun.

“I told them that it was right down the street,” my boyfriend says. “I never told them the bus goes there.”

TL;DR: Girl assumes boyfriend and I don’t speak English, her friend makes a rude comment about my weight thinking I won’t understand, boyfriend gives them directions to were they want to go but makes them walk in the hot sun instead of telling them the bus goes straight to their destination.

EDIT: The problem isn’t that they assumed I don’t speak English. The problem is that they called me fat and assumed I wouldn’t understand them. Also they didn’t even say thanks for the directions. Just walked away as soon as my boyfriend finished. Rude.

EDIT: “SouCal”

humongoustravelercollectionposts  asked:

Hi Camila i just stay here to say this i know im just a fan and glicthtale Is your creation but i think not include ti papyrus in the battle against Betty Is wrong because even ir papyrus Is a pacifist i think he will not just let Betty kill everywone look im not tryin be rud ir someting but un fact in the game in one of the dialogues of undyne he say papyrus Is actually relly strong ps: i love glicthtale still do good work i talk spanish so sorry if this Is hard to read

too bad he doesn’t wanna engage battle in game even when we’ve killed half of snowdin

That’s his personality in game, deal with it

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BTS

Requested

• you text your bts boyfriend in spanish 

♡ Masterlist

~ send in requests?

sorry if any of these translate wrong I literally used google translate

Tags list: @evalocity

obsidianthunderwolf  asked:

No yogurt here hon, I'm only into Spanish chicks with a little cream cheese on the side. But yea, keep guessin' hoe.

Lmaooooo
You wasted your time here. Just say you don’t give a fuck about protecting Black spaces and go.

Giving yt people passes to participate in Blackout?? Likee if you don’t understand how wrong that is I truly feel sorry for you.

So, yes. You sold out The Blackout for a scoop of 2% Chobani. That was a choice you made, I’m just stating facts 💅

xurban19-blog  asked:

I have to ask! Do you think you are squishy? Cause' i think that! Aaaaaand~ i love your draw style, honestly, i wanna draw like you, senpoi uwu any advice or it's just practice? (Sorry if i said something wrong, you have a follower who just talk spanish~) (´。• ω •。`)

At first, thank you so much friend!;)

and maybe i think my drawings are squishy too~

some people told me that, they also said wanna touch~!XD


well…some advices…hmm…….

ok, i try to show my way how to draw!  but mine is not detail-oriented…

also i’m not good at explain. X(

…anyway, here you are~

eventually your draw style will be completed by your practices!

you can do it! Keep your determination~!♡

BTS x Foreign S.O

Ok am I the only one thinking that BTS members dating someone whose first language isn’t English would be cute?

I mean, just imagine:

-they would both know the struggle of learning it.
-They would be able to relate to those struggles.
-They would tease each other in their native languages.
-Learning each other’s culture
-Meeting each other’s family and be confused af but then reassure each other that it’s okay
-Looking at each other confused when they don’t understand an English word/phrase/lingo (I dO THIS A LOT OK. ENGLISH IS CONFUSING AF LIKE WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE TOO, TO, TWO AND THERE, THEIR, THEY’RE)
-watching movies in each other’s native language with English subtitles
-Have I mentioned different FOODS
-Srsly the food
-y'all,,, don’t sleep on the food
-If they’re different cultures it means different customs. Just imagine confused BTS when their significant other just walks around the house with their shoes
-cutE NICKNAMES IN NATIVE LANGUAGES
- imaginE IT woULD IT NOT BE CUTE?
-“Jagi you look great!”
-“Thank you, bombón” (That’s Spanish for marshmallow)
-Teaching each other phrases in each other’s languages
-“ok so parlez-vous means what?”
-“can you say it again?”
-“an-nyeong-ha-se-yo”
- “I can’t”
-“you’re doing great”
-“how can I tell your parents that they have an amazing son?”(That would be the S.O saying that)
-“whaT DID YOUR SIBLING SAY ABOUT ME?”
-when they get mad at each other instead of the silent treatment they talk in their native language (I’ve done this before and trust me it’s 10 times more irritating)
-accidentally switching to each other’s native languages while having a casual conversation
-“you did it again” “ah I’m sorry”
-did I mention words oF enDEarMenT iN NaTivE laNguAGe ????
-tesoro (Spanish:treasure)
-jagiya (Korean:honey, sweetie)
-mon cœur (French: my heart)
-princesa/principe (Spanish:my princess/prince)
-ma moitié (French: my other half)
-xiǎo mì táng (Mandarin: little honey)
-mi vida (Spanish: my life)
-schnuckiputzi (German: cute, sweet)
-nifę (Yoruba: love correct me if I'm wrong on this one)

Speak Spanish To Me - Cole Fluff

Request: Hey this is a bit random but can u do one with cole where you’re foreign ( French , Arab , Spanish..) and you speak your native language infront of him and he is basically amazed and turned on and call him a nickname or something in said language and he just like melts😂 FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF IK ITS WEIRD BUT PLEASE ❤️😂

Warnings: Mild language

Notes: Legit, I only speak English, so I’m not going offend anyone by attempting to write in Spanish😂  Also, sorry this is so short!!

Tag List: @xbobaaa @superoriginalteenwolf @jbrhs-princess   @kindfloweroflove


*COLE’S P.O.V*

“Hey, babe? How do you feel about this?”, I ask holding up my phone. Y/n starts speaking Spanish, using hand gestures as she talks. I raise an eyebrow and just watch and listen to her speak in Spanish, to which I don’t understand anything she’s saying. My eyes just gaze into hers, just being completely amazed at how fluent she’s speaking.

“What’s wrong?”, she suddenly says in English. “You look confused”.

“Ugh, nothing. You were just speaking Spanish”, I say, a smirk appearing on my face as I continued to stare at her in amazement.

“Oh, shit. really”

“Yeah, and it was damn hot too”, I wink. “Forget talking dirty, talk Spanish to me”

"You should speak Spanish more often." Jack Johnson//Imagine

{I KNOW THE SPANISH IN THIS IS KIND OF OFF BUT SOME WORDS I COULDNT REALLY FIND AN ALTERNATIVE FOR SO ITS SOUNDS KIND OF WEIRD IM SORRY! -Lilly}

I pulled into the driveway of the house I shared with my boyfriend and some of our friends. I was so tired all I wanted to do was crawl in bed with him and go to sleep, but no, not when you like with these Psycho idiots.

To start off al this madness there were like five different cars parked in our yard which pissed me off, especially because Sammy’s car was in MY parking space so I had to park around the block. Which I excused quickly because the boys have people over all the time.

Then oh shit got real. I walked into the house to be hit with the smell of weed and blasting music. I didn’t hesitate for the aspen in my purse and I quickly swallowed them because of my pounding head ace. I knew I could get no peace and quiet down stairs which made me upset but I just decided I could swim in the pool. Since I’m from Florida (sorry if you aren’t from Florida I just figured you know beaches + swimming so you know… idk you can change it) I loved swimming and it would relax me. So I ran upstairs and changed trying not to invite the boys to talk to me. I went in to see my room a complete mess. I was pissed. I spent 4 hours cleaning the whole house yesterday and now not only was he living room messy but now my room too?! I let out a long sigh but just changed like I had wanted to do.

After I changed into my favorite bikini I tip toed down the stairs and opened the sliding door to the pool. There were a lot more people here then I thought there would be. It was literally a party, kind of. I walked over to Johnson who was talking to Lia (no hate I love her I just couldn’t think of anyone else.)

“Hey baby.” I smiled sitting next to him.
Jack looked over at me and smiled but tuned back into what she was saying.
I sat there for a while trying to get Jack’s attention but he’s either ignore me or brush it off and tell me to stop. I stood up from the chair I was sitting in and sat down in the grass putting my feet in the pool.
I scrolled through my twitter feed when someone yelled in my ear giving my a light shove. I was so shocked by the whole thing my jumped a little which sent my phone flying into the water.

“Oh shit, baby I’m sorry.” Johnson laughed behind me.
I took in a deep breath before turning around and before I could even think I started yelling at him in Spanish due to stress from work, and him, and the house, and school, and my family I couldn’t take it anymore.
“¡que demonios! Johnson usted idiota! Usted me hizo caer mi puto teléfono ahora está arruinado! Todo lo que quería hacer es volver a casa y abrazarte con ti, tuve el día más largo en el trabajo y chicos basura de la maldita casa y no me presta atención, y Sammy estaba estacionado en mi maldito espacio de estacionamiento! ¡MI ESPACIO DE ESTACIONAMIENTO! ¿Y ahora arruinas mi teléfono? Sólo déjame el infierno solo!” I yelled at him. He looked shocked and so did all his friends.
“Umm I’m sorry?” Johnson said more of a question then a statement because he clearly has no idea what I just said but he could tell I was annoyed. Johnson didn’t know I spoke Spanish, and none of our friend did except Alayna (again you can change it that’s just my Latina friend’s name).

Jack tried to hug me and I quickly pushed him off me, “don’t you fucking dare.” I muttered walking passed him and towards the house.
“Baby I’ll buy you a new phone!” He yelled after me and I put my hand up so he knew I didn’t want to talk about it anymore.
“Oh she gave you the hand it’s over, you done fucked up.” Alyna said as I walked inside.
I ran upstairs into our room dodging all the mess and jumped on the bed. I wrapped myself in the soft white blanket and sat there. I snapped on him for some stuff that really wasn’t his fault but I’m myself, I don’t say “sorry” unless I get an apology first.

Alyna walked in and looked me laying there, “what the hell y/n? What was that?” She laughed sitting next to me. I put my head in her lap and told her everything.
“Well yeah I kind of caught that from your Spanish snap.” She laughed but stopped when she saw my expression.
After we had talked for a while we heard footsteps, Johnson appeared in the door frame. I sat up off Alyna and she left, “I’ll let you guys be alone.”
“What do you want?” I muttered standing up and walking over to my side of the closet to grab a shirt. I grabbed a long 2-pac shirt and stared at Johnson.
“What’s wrong baby?” He asked wrapping his arms around me.
“I just hand a long day, the house is a mess, you weren’t listening to me, I’m on my period, I have a head ace, my stomach hurts, I haven’t eaten at all today and it’s 9:00 at night! I’m just upset!” I rambled becoming more and more angry with every word.
“Awe,” Johnson muttered wrapping his arms around me, “I’m sorry y/n/n (ur nickname).” “It’s okay it isn’t your fault baby.” I leaned into his touch and he kissed my temple.
“You should speak Spanish more often,” he brought his hands to feel on my ass, “it was kind of sexy.”
I laughed at his whiteness (don’t be triggered).
“Maybe I will.” I said with my Spanish accent.

Translation:
what the hell! johnson you idiot! you made me drop my fucking phone now it’s ruined! All i wanted to do is come home and cuddle with you, i had the longest day at work and you guys trash the damn house and you don’t pay attention to me, and Sammy was parked in my fucking parking space! MY PARKING SPACE! And now you ruin my phone?! just leave me the hell alone!

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Kuroshitsuji: Book of Murder
Ciel and Sebastian favorite moments      ||      Phantomhive servants version

stucky-parker  asked:

Clony fic prompt. Clay has a panic attack about something Hannah related and calls Tony because he's afraid he might do something stupid --> tony helps talk him down

Hope you enjoy!!! Sorry for the delayed response

—————————————————————————————————Ever since Hannah’s death Clay hasn’t been the same. He’s always anxious. Regardless of the prescription he’s on he always seems off balance. He seems to be disappearing in front of everyone. This hasn’t escaped Tony’s notice, so one night when he wakes up at 2:00 am to his phone ringing he’s automatically on edge.

When he sees Clay’s picture, cold hard dread fills his stomach. He picks up his phone, swipes to answer and says,
“Hello”

“T-tony? D-did I w-wake you up?” he hears Clay respond.

He sounded truly distraught. He was stuttering over every other word, and he seemed like he was almost hyperventilating.

“No I was awake. Are you okay? Do you need me to come over?” Tony lied. He had been asleep.

“N-no I-I just n-needed to hear y-your voice. I-It’s been a b-bad night” Clay responded his breath speeding up.

“Okay mi corazón, you need to calm down. Mimic my breathing” Tony ordered feeling helpless. There was only so much he could do over the phone.

He heard Clay take several shuddering deep breaths over the phone.

“You’re doing good mi corazón just focus on my voice. What set you off? You’ve never called me like this before” Tony asked.

“I-I woke up from a n-nightmare and H-Hannah kept telling me that I-I k-killed her. I w-was scared that I m-might do something stupid” Clay said.

“What!? I’m coming over. Stay on the line. I’ll be over in 20 minutes” Tony said as he shot up and bean getting ready.

He was climbing through Clay’s window 20 minutes later.

He got into Clay’s bed, pulled a shaking Clay close, and said,

“You’ve done nothing wrong. You’re a good person, and I’m here for you.”

“I love you” Clay said shuffling even closer to Tony.

“Yo también te amo mi corazón” Tony responded.

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All Spanish translations came from Google translate, sorry for any errors.

Constructive criticism always welcome

Alexander Wennberg #1 - Languages

Anon asked: Hi! Can u please write an Alexander Wennberg imagine of how y/n used to live in California and she’s Hispanic and she misses being able to talk in Spanish with others but in Columbus she doesn’t have that opportunity so Alex being the great bf he is, he learns how to speak Spanish and surprises her during dinner and can it be fluffy and cute! Thanks!

So first off I feel like I need to include a disclaimer that I by no means speak Spanish. I want to apologize in advance for any incorrect grammar or punctuation in the translation. That being said I included the English equivalent to the Spanish sentences with what I am trying to have the dialogue say at the bottom. This was a super fun prompt anon and I am super glad you suggested it! 


You were in the middle of a conversation with your mom on a Sunday night and felt the ache of homesickness growing in your chest. Well you didn’t know if you could call it homesickness since California hadn’t been your home for some time. Once you had finished up college and gotten your degree, you had been presented with a once in a lifetime job opportunity. The only issue had been that you’d have to leave California and move almost clear across the country to Columbus, Ohio. You had weighed the pros and cons and the job was just too good to pass up. Columbus had its perks of course: the people were friendly, your boss was amazing and you’d met your current boyfriend Alexander Wennberg while getting drinks with your coworkers.

He had been adorable and stuttered through what you assumed was an ill-advised pickup line based on the people you assumed were his friends clearly goading him on. Eventually someone you would learn to be named William helped clear up the miscommunication. While they waited expectantly for your response you panicked and slipped into Spanish, “Lo siento, no hablo inglés.”

Alexander’s face furrowed in confusion and your coworkers couldn’t contain their laughter.

His friend William came to him defense, “look if you weren’t interested you should have just said so.”

They turned to go and you had hurried after them, “sorry, I’m so sorry. You caught me completely off guard and everyone was looking at me and…” you trailed off.

The two boys looked at each other and exchanged a few words in what sounded like Swedish. Alexander turned back to you, “I am sorry I cornered you.”

“Alex isn’t normally like this,” William added, “we kind of convinced him to come over here.”

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