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kinky!taehyung headcanons

[because we all know he’s as kinky as it gets, come on / masterlist with the other versions (jimin ; jungkook ; yoongi ; namjoon under /tagged/masterlist]

- switch taehyung with a thing for all things soft and fluffy, materials that slip and slide over his skin and leave him tingling underneath you

- so, yes, inevitably - kitty ears, handmade to fit him in delicate shades of ash grey (yoongi’s hair colour, specifically, and it wasn’t weird that you’d used that for reference), the insides in white. they glow against his skin, offsetting the pink in his cheeks when you slide a hand under his chin and ask who’s a good little kitty?

- anal play, for him - your fingers, curling to find that really good place taeyhung didn’t stop talking about for a full day once he found it on his own in the shower

- watching him writhe and grind up against your palm, fingers clawing at whatever you’ve found to bend him over, fuck himself back with his mouth hanging open, practically panting with pleasure, wanton and lovely

- the same for you, accompanied by his that ever curious, ever present tongue, because to taehyung it isn’t simply a kinky treat - he overheard namjoon discussing its merits with yoongi and seokjin over soju and dinner on a night off (a horrified, fascinated and slightly aroused jeongguk hovered in the background, according to tae)

-he likes to spread your ass with both hands, flicking his tongue in little circles, pushing it in with no warning and his fingers digging into your thighs, keeping you exactly where he wants you

- butt plugs with long, luxurious tails attached that he says send goosebumps over his skin when they brush over his thighs; you’re certain that the sight of him, ass pushed up into the air, back arched, waiting for your move, is one of the hottest things you’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

- wet, wet fucking, because of massage oils that smell like aphrodisiac-laced candy, splashed over your chest, his cock, rubbed over five-hours-of-practice sore muscles, working it over his cock and that sweet place just under his balls that has him gasping out your name

- sloppy oral, taehyung near suffocating under the weight of your body on top of him sucking and gasping between licks, leaving bruises littered across the insides of your thighs

- him begging for you to slap him (harder, please, fucking slap me, I’m yours, I’m your bitch, baby, please)

- shaking in makeshift restraints (if you’d been in a rush just to see him strapped down), sometimes done up with meticulous care in soft ropes; the lead of his leather collar looped around the headboard or your hand

- squeezing his neck as tight as you can while you fuck his mouth open with two fingers, delighting in the sight of his eyes fluttering, chanting thank you, thank you, thank you

- exhibitionism (are you really surprised?): slipping his hand over your ass as you hunt for good street food, squeezing in appreciation no matter who’s looking - especially if someone is looking

- pulling you into crooked alleyways at the side of busy streets, with whispered supplications, dressed up demands: gonna fuck my face baby, let me taste you out here like a good little girl?

- always tempting you to go that little bit further

- further is never enough, of course - he wants you in the back of darkened cinemas, against a tree on secluded paths, underwear around your ankles and the sleeve of your jacket balled up against your mouth while he fucks you wide open

- in the shower at the dorms, something dark and dirty catching in his eyes when he slaps a hand down over your mouth, scissoring you with in leisurely twisting motions. The slant of his mouth, concentrated and serious as he slams into you with the desperation only a lonely night full of errant boners and no privacy can bring - it’s almost bored

- pleasure is taken in overwhelming amounts, from telling his hyungs that he’s fine, he’ll be out in just a minute, relying only on the rush of water to mask the lewd slap of his skin on yours, rocking his hips up hard, eyes on yours, then on the sight of his cock sliding in and out of you, water cascading over your thighs

- eating his cum when it leaks out of your hole, swallowing it down, a gentle hum of contentment and arousal as the tastes of you both mix on his tongue

- alternatively, he’s sometimes eager to keep you filled up with it and that’s when the plugs come out - silicone or glass, plain or finely crafted dusky-rose, small or large, you name it and taehyung has ordered it, picked it up as soon its arrived and ripped open the packaging, like the kinkiest kid at christmas

- countless dinners, brunches, impromptu nights in comfy, worn-down cafes with the boys spinning their storm of light-hearted chaos around you - so many of them spent trying to keep taehyung’s hands searching hands on his food and phone instead of tugging you towards the restroom so he can inspect the plug in your asshole

- and if you can’t count the amount of times that jimin has caught you both emerging from a unisex stall with your shirt askew and taehyung’s mouth oddly…pink, and glistening, when he was sure tae had said you were feeling a little sick; then so be it, that’s the hazards of fucking someone with as little self-awareness as tae

- he walks well in heels, and looks good in them too - even better in soft thigh highs and pastel heels, frilled suspended belt on his hips, hands splayed over his face as you work him throuth endless loops of dry orgasms because, as he never fails to remind you, he’s a greedy shit and the pain of it can keep him going for hours

he’s always loud, because sound is one of the little things that has him hardest the fastest - that, and the nerve-wrecking knowledge that you’re sucking the head of his cock, prettily and neatly, with the door open so he has to be quiet

- every slurp and slight pop, the damp tap of his dick’s tip on your tongue has him taut with the effort of keeping his groans and whines at a complete minimum (there’s only so much his phone, playing some drama neither of you care about, can hide)

- possessiveness manifesting in him practically attacking you on movie nights, pulling your mouth to his at every lull in the storyline - and it’s weird, you think, that the complaints are so half hearted when his hand dips between your legs, tugs so blatantly on your underwear with insistent fingers

- so, yes, your circle of your closest friends may or may not be full of voyeuristic perverts and this may or may not have been what lead up the first incident that was as close to a threesome as you’ve ever gotten

- specifically, jeongukk trying his hardest to keep both eyes on a battered manga - held upside down and with the pages half closed - and then on the television, blaring into the dimly lit room - when tae wrapped his fingers loosely round the base of your throat and murmured sweet, filthy nothings into your mouth

- sitting on the sofa in the dorm’s living room, no less, with the hyungs occupied somewhere you couldn’t care about when taehyung’s fingers found their way to your nipples
- “he’s gonna get off to this later,” taehyung had mumbled, “that’s so fucking hot, jesus, I should fuck you right here, let him see you take it”

- you didn’t, because it was unethical, gross, invasive - and everyone had come back early, so there’d only been enough time for jungkook to wall himself into the bathroom, wailing that he was “busy, really busy so just leave me alone and get a life while I just - do - stuff, please, oh my god.”

- It’s the next thing on taehyung’s list, though: entice jeongguk with the promise of wicked and depraved delights, fuck him into submission and servitude, and maybe, finally, show him who the actual hyung is

- (a nice dream, but it’s hard to take seriously when he’s on his knees, begging for orgasms, grinding against nothingness with a masterpiece made up of bruises on his ass.)

I’m real bored of people acting like their muses have more merit or are objectively better, when like… I’m not saying there aren’t muses who are, because there are plenty, but… most of the people who take that attitude with Tidus, compared to their muse, I’m just ????????  it’s one thing when people physically underestimate him & think their muse is gonna easily wreck him in a fight. like fine, w/e, I don’t even care about that ( even tho most of them are wrong l o l ).  but what really annoys me is when they act like their muse has ~seen more than he can imagine~, and Tidus just couldn’t comprehend or bear their DEEP ANGST & EMOTIONAL PAIN or whatever, akdhwau. because he has been through just as much as any other final fantasy protagonist.

to name a few things: lost both of his parents by the time he was 8 years old. saw the only home he ever knew being destroyed in front of his own eyes, forced to leave it, never sees it or any of his friends from that place ever again. is thrown into a new land, made to adjust to their very different and very harsh way of life, but does so successfully. learns to fight on the fly, and obviously became very good at it, or else he’d be dead by now, as evidenced by past pilgrimage’s high casualty rates. but doesn’t adjust so much that he becomes complacent to their cultural norms: he is consistently suspicious of the corrupt institution in power, defies them openly and encourages others to; his healthy skepticism helps to bring their lies to light, which ultimately leads to the defeat of the beast that’s been terrorizing the world for one thousand years. witnessed at least two massacres with huge losses of life– one by Sin, one by the Guado/Yevon against Al Bhed– been up close and personal with death & very familiar with it by now, to say the least. ( in layman’s terms: HAS SEEN SOME SHIT. ) oh, right, and he carries out his final days ( weeks? months? idk? ) of his life, knowing that saving the world means he will die, but pursues it anyway, for the greater good. AND THAT’S JUST A FEW THINGS–

ofc 99% of muses aren’t going to know any of that, so I don’t blame them acting that way because of the way he acts and carries himself!! I’m the biggest supporter of acknowledging the difference between ‘what my muse says’ and ‘what I, the mun, actually believe/know to be true’. but this condesending attitude actually comes from muns more often that not, and I’m like ???????? really??? U WANNA GO??? ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭

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So you already started [shooting the fourth season of The Americans], you know where it’s going? We have an idea of what’s gonna happen, but yeah, day to day it’s still surprising us. (x)

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Hey everyone! So last week I’ve hit 4k followers which has always been my goal since I started making graphics since 4 is my lucky number (and also the number of death apparently?? thanks for the info, Kyra). Thank you all so much for following me, I might not show my appreciation a lot but every like and reblog on my edits or comment and kudos on my fic really does mean a lot to me <333

Also a quick shoutout to some amazing people that I’ve met last year and with whom I’ve become friends, whether it’s here or on twitter, I love you all and I wish we’ll stay friends this year or for some that I’ll get to talk and know them a little better ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

bold = mutuals/friends ♡

A-E

@-tokyoghoul @a-sakuras @aeselyn @affleckandcavill @agentdianaprince @akaahshi @akahshi @akashis @akeiji@arminarlert @arthurcurrys @asaiis @asskashi @attackontitans @ayatoh @ayumiko @barryallens @benriya-san @benriyades @bertholdts @bi-arlert @boikuto @bokuaka-s @brryallens @bxtgirl @cappheus @cattiepon @catwomano @cerberosthehellguard @cerdian @daiifukuu @daiizume @dailyhaikyuu @dailyshoujo @damianwaynn @damianwayns @damianwhines @darthkylo @dattebayos @dickbabs @dickgraysoff @dickgrayzon @dickraisin @dmianwayne @donnastroy @drinkyourfuckingmilk @earlfuntomhive @edwarddelrics @erenjega @erensjaegerbombs @escarletes @eyamis

F-M

@flamefly @fleetofstars @fortaine @fuckyeaherenxmikasa @fuckyeahsasusaku @fudayk @fuku-shuu @fullmetal-the-last-alchemist @futakuchi @fuyumu @gaaraism @galileiano @gamgsta @garnetrod @gasaisyuno @generalshinya @geraru @gokukoku @gouhs @ha-harleyquinn @halbarry @halcaeyon @haou @harleensorkin @hawkmans @heckyeahdeathnote @hharukas @himeyona @hiramaruu @hoenn @hogeky @homomagis @irisannwest @itsumis @iwazukas @izayas @izumou @jasonttodd @jemyart @jessequicks @jetzui @juhzou @justiceleague @justiceleaque @juvialicious @kagehina @kageken @kakerrus @kanekx @karasunowings @karazorel @killuam @killvua @kiryuuiins @kiuroo @kkenmah @kojiiro @korismind @kryoutas @kuchen-ackerman @kurogamis @kurokonobasuke @kurooa @kurose-riku @kylebroflovskis @lametooru @leviiackerman @levis-short-ass @little-heartfilia @liusys-ghoul @maidfetish @makotozz @mama-haise @mareena @maro-ck @maskedtears @mementoreimori @micaelis @mikkaelas @miquki @missingbatgirl @miuroko @mollyhick @mooitstimdrake @mookie000 @morgiianas @mrhawthorne @msvigilante @mynamesnightwing

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@narutoffee @nezuomi @nicgrayson @nichigou @nighttvving @nijiiro-days @notobio @ohgarou @ohmikasaa @oikawahtoorus @oikowatooru @oizumi @owari-owari @pamelaislei @phylavel @pomelinefritches @psychohelmet @queensofthemyscira @quinsdecim @redhoodz @reinakou @reyfinnpoed @reysolosorganas @saeko @sandtobio @sasakiwis @sawtsuki @seabreezefriendship @seiirins @seijuurous @sekkiie @semezukas @shadowwinggirl @shaikyuu @shinjikaris @shirhiro @shizukku @shuuzei @shuuzous @shynii @skeptic-manila @skywalkaer @sladeswilson @smokehill @spirition @ssousuke @stephkara @submachineguns @superhighlevel @suugawara @suuzumes @suwa-hiroto @suzuya-s @suzuyajesus @suzuyajuzoo

T-Z

@t0moe @tachibana–chan @tazeeri @tearn7 @tetsus @thebasketballidiots @thesevenwitches @tinytooru @tobiios @tobiohchan @toddjasons @toukyoghoul @tovbio @tovru @tterrymcginnis @twinkoe @unaruto @unmarvel @uorie @vakatoshi @viella90 @viria @weirdolucy @worickus @worldofglass @xaomine @xoxomyseriesxoxo @yamakuchi @yamatuchi @yamazekis @ymirsbian @ymirxhistoria @yobats @yumir @yumirz @yuzuhira @zeetsubou @zetsueen @zetsuubo

He’s Taken
Summary:
The new girl has her eye on Scott; Allison and Lydia have fun with it.
I’m still really new to the fandom and my characterization is pretty wacky so I’m sorry for OOCness. I’m really trying, but it might take me a little bit longer to get the hang of writing these characters. I’m sorry! Please see the note at the end of the fic :3 Thank you!
Pairing/warnings:
Sciles, annoying OC(you can hate her; you’re meant to hate her), that’s about it…

 

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