sorry if it seems like i've been dead

Bones {Sentence Starters}
  • "Leave me out of it, I am not going."
  • "Fine. Then we're done here. Do you want to get some coffee?"
  • "I don't like people who think they're better than other people."
  • "No offense, but, um, I'm not interested."
  • "I just never figured you being in a relationship."
  • "Have you ever been charged with a felony?"
  • "You know, I'm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals."
  • "You're bad with people, okay? No use being offended by the fact."
  • "You don't need a gun. If anyone needs shooting, I'll do it."
  • "My most meaningful relationships are with dead people."
  • "I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye."
  • "You know, I'm sorry for wrecking your weekend for nothing."
  • "How I feel doesn't matter. My job doesn't depend on it."
  • "Are you as cold and unfeeling as you seem?"
  • "You know, you picked a really odd time to have this conversation."
  • "When you say things like that, it's just to bug me, right?"
  • "Don't use your charm smile on me."
  • "I have been wanting to do that for years. You are so hot!"
  • "I thought you were told to stay away from him?"
  • "Yeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?"
  • "You thought you were protecting me. But you're the one who needs protecting."
  • "It hurts my shoulder when I break down the door."
  • "Or better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home."
  • "You do know how this is supposed to work, right?"
  • "If you keep living trying to protect yourself, nothing is ever going to touch you."
  • "I just... I feel like I want to kiss you."
  • "I'd say you were kidding, but, I don't think you know how to kid."
  • "I know when there's something wrong with you."
  • "If you had a pet pig, what would you name him?"
  • "Look, if anybody asks, the door was open."
  • "There's absolutely no reason for us to be discreet about our relationship anymore."
  • "He touched me with his creepy, serial killer hands."
  • "How long have you and _____ hated each other?"
  • "How are we friends? How is it possible? I mean we have nothing in common."
  • "Something's wrong, right? What can I do to help?"
BtVS meme; Faith edition
  • "Seriously man, did you miss the invention of the bath?"
  • "Dude! You just rescued a puppy."
  • "Break me off a switch, son. There's about to be a whoopin'."
  • "You kiss your mama with that mouth?"
  • "What? Don't tell me little Miss Tightly Wound's been getting her naughty on?"
  • "Never was much for the good book."
  • "Hey, as long as you don't go scratching at me or humpin' my leg, we're five by five."
  • "Did I just hear a threat?"
  • "You can mind your own business. I'm the only one who can handle this."
  • "You don't know me and I don't know you! You have no idea what I've been through! I can take care of this on my own!"
  • "You can't trust guys."
  • "Yeah, well you can't trust people. I should've learned that by now."
  • "The road to redemption is a rocky path."
  • "It was touch-and-go for those four minutes you left me alone but somehow I got through it."
  • "You're gonna love it. It's just like fun, only boring."
  • "If you're not enjoying it, you're doing something wrong."
  • "Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed."
  • "Uh, first word, jail; second word, bait."
  • "Look, I'm sorry if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I was just trying to, you know, blow you off."
  • "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient."
  • "Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all."
  • "It's not cynical, I mean, it's realistic. Every guy - from Manimal right down to Mr. I-Loved-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act - they're all still just in it for the chase."

anonymous asked:

my dad died of a heart attack back in april. my mom and i have never been extremely close but it seems that now, ever since my dad has passed away, we're at each other's throats even more. i hate burdening my friends with this kind of stuff because i feel like they don't really know what to say because they're scared they might "say the wrong thing" because my dad is dead. idk recently I've just felt so lost and hopeless and i just don't know what to do about fighting with my mom so much

im so sorry about your dad :( i think it’s good that you talk about it with your friends though! it’s healthy to talk about it sometimes xx it’s tough now, but i promise time will pass and you will feel better :) for now with your mom, try your very very best to not fight. it’s really hard. i used to fight a lot with my mom, but it’s not as much now. this might take a while to be done with, but it will be better one day. i promise. stay strong x

anonymous asked:

There's a question I've been meaning to ask you. (Sorry if this seems long.) I'm sure you still love beer, but your stomach can't digest food. Since your, you know, and your stomach doesn't function anymore, does the beer just, well, sit in your stomach or does it pass through you?

…  Hmm.

That’s…a good question.

See, I really can’t digest anything, being dead und all, but, like…I don’t ever gotta use the bathroom, either.  Und I’m never really full.  Or hungry.  So, what I’m assuming is that whatever I ingest just, like…disappears.  For whatever reason.

It’s weird, man.  I dunno.